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SecularMotion

(7,981 posts) Sat Jan 4, 2014, 04:27 PM Jan 2014

Which State Is the Biggest?

Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.

The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/

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Which State Is the Biggest? (Original Post) SecularMotion Jan 2014 OP

It never, ever, occurred to me to try to find out where to look for the biggest penises. NYC_SKP Jan 2014 #1

Hummm.. pangaia Jan 2014 #2

Probably that Republican men don't buy rubbers online jmowreader Jan 2014 #9

Washington D.C. Fla_Democrat Jan 2014 #3

Maybe it has something to do with fracking! Sancho Jan 2014 #4

If one's penis is twelve inches ... 1000words Jan 2014 #5

It's a 'footlong.' pangaia Jan 2014 #10

Well, at least we know the average penis size by state of people who both use condoms hughee99 Jan 2014 #6

Funny. Now juxtapose those results with the biggest sales of "big guns". valerief Jan 2014 #7

Oh man,....Georgia didnt even make the top 50 (DC took their spot, I guess) Go Dawgs. Captain Stern Jan 2014 #8

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. It never, ever, occurred to me to try to find out where to look for the biggest penises.

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 04:31 PM

Jan 2014

eom.

pangaia

(24,324 posts)

2. Hummm..

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 04:39 PM

Jan 2014

12 of the 14 states with the smallest dicks, if my count is correct, are-- "republican" states...
Wonder what that means?

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

9. Probably that Republican men don't buy rubbers online

Reply to pangaia (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 5, 2014, 06:51 AM

Jan 2014

Fla_Democrat

(2,547 posts)

3. Washington D.C.

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 04:47 PM

Jan 2014

That place is full of walking pr**ks.

Sancho

(9,070 posts)

4. Maybe it has something to do with fracking!

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 05:03 PM

Jan 2014

Who knows what's in the water they're drinking?

1000words

(7,051 posts)

5. If one's penis is twelve inches ...

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 05:07 PM

Jan 2014

does that mean it's a foot?

pangaia

(24,324 posts)

10. It's a 'footlong.'

Reply to 1000words (Reply #5)

Sun Jan 5, 2014, 12:56 PM

Jan 2014

hughee99

(16,113 posts)

6. Well, at least we know the average penis size by state of people who both use condoms

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 05:10 PM

Jan 2014

and order them online.

valerief

(53,235 posts)

7. Funny. Now juxtapose those results with the biggest sales of "big guns".

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 05:32 PM

Jan 2014

I imagine you'd just have to invert the big condom list.

Captain Stern

(2,201 posts)

8. Oh man,....Georgia didnt even make the top 50 (DC took their spot, I guess) Go Dawgs.

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 07:26 PM

Jan 2014

My state (NC) didn't do a whole lot better...well, i take that back, it did do a whole lot better....we at least made the list.

And if I hadn't been in North Dakota while they were putting this data together, North Carolina would have been better represented.

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