Ghost ship full of cannibal Republicans about to crash

[Coyotl]

I'm reminded of the course taken by the Congressional Republicans.
The have been drifting aimlessly doing nothing all session.
Now, they're at war and about to eat each other's young.
And almost every one is hoping they simple sink and disappear!

Ghost ship full of cannibal rats could be about to crash into Devon coast
January 23, 2014 http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Ghost-ship-cannibal-rats-crash-Devon-coast/story-20487193-detail/story.html

There are fears a ghost ship full of diseased cannibal rats could be about to crash into the coast of Devon or Cornwall.

The abandoned Lyubov Orlova has been missing since it cut adrift while being towed from Canada nearly a year ago.

The 40-year-old liner has been driven across the Atlantic by high winds and is thought close to the UK shore.

Those searching for the ship say there are likely to be thousands of disease-ridden rats on board with no source of food except each other, according to The Sun.

Belgian-based searcher Pim de Rhoodes said: "She is floating around there somewhere. There will be a lot of rats and they eat each other."

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[Bennyboy]

1. Great headline for the Onion.....

I'd send it to them...... I LOL'd outloud when I saw it.

[In_The_Wind]

2. Hahahaha

[woodsprite]

3. Can't we just 'tug' the boat back out to sea and drop a few repubs on board

you know, to make sure those critters get fed.

We'll start with Huckabee, and work our way up and down the ladder.

[Coyotl]

4. Or, anchor it and offer free cruises to party leaders.

The cannibal rats would welcome new "guests" every time.