To stories like the SC former GOP head, Mitch McC, etc., I want to response like my friend, Karen

[duhneece]

Karen's boyfriend is a single dad, raising his now-16 yr old son. Of course, he's trying to get a rise out of her, shock them both, test boundaries. Last night, they ate filet mignons, with the bacon secured with toothpicks. When the son bit into a toothpick, Karen pointed to a second toothpick, which he pulled out and said, "Cunt!"
She pointed to her crotch, saying, "Oh, Alexander, THIS is a cunt. That's a toothpick. Oh, darlin', what else are you confused about?"
That's the kind of response I'd like to be able to come up with, on the spur of the moment like that. I find responses like that occasionally on DU and look for those all the time. That's class.