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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOMFG DOGWALD!
If theres one thing you cant argue with, its science. Science is true and truth is certain. All intelligent life knows this. If it didnt it wouldnt be intelligent. And even better than just plain science, and especially better than old science, is new science. New stuff is always better than old stuff. Thats what progress is. You cant argue with that. Id quote Ezra Pounds modernist dictum Make it new here, but that shit is old news and it aint fuckin science. Guy was a raging fascist too, and I dont quote raging fascists. But Ill tell you whats not old and isnt not science, and that is the New Scientist. Look at that fucking name. Its all right there.
I suppose youre all wondering how this relates to Dogwald, aka Glenn Greenwald, the intergalactic weredog from the Sirius system who has come to earth specifically for the purpose of destroying the American Empire. Well check out this shit from the New Scientist that Im about to post. Then try and tell me that humankind isnt actually descended from weredogs. This is not a fucking joke. Sirius is serious business and weredogs hate America, Freedom, Moms and Cats. Do you hate America, Freedom, Moms and Cats? Well if you dont see the significance of this NEW SCIENTIST link Im about to post, then yes, you do. Dont argue. You cant. The presence or absence of rationality in humanity is what distinguishes the gods from the dogs among us.
Oh and hey, by the way, Ill tell you what else you wouldnt want to be responsible fore: the destruction of America, Freedom, Moms and Cats. Its time to start taking infiltrators from Sirius seriously. If you dont know how to go about doing that I suggest doing independent research on the internet. Maybe check infowars.com or disinfo.com or some shit like that. Something with info in the name, so you know its informative. Find what puzzle pieces you can and put em together into a big picture. Or dont. Destroy Freedom, if that is your thing. But if you do decide to climb down into the rabbit hole and through the looking glass in the rabbits bathroom into the terrifying truth of antiAmerican intergalactic weredog infiltration make sure you put a condom over your brain because this shit will fuck your head. And remember, you cant argue with science and olds aint news. It would be an understatement for me to say that this is the most important challenge that America and Free humanity have ever faced and should we shrink from it we risk catastrophe on a global scale, mass head explosions and pant-shitting, and the subjugation of humanity by the damn dirty crapeating weredogs whom Dogwald so loyally serves like the dog that he is. The time is now. True war is upon us.
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OMFG DOGWALD! (Original Post)
Luminous Animal
Feb 2014
OP
FYI. I find ermahgerd 10 years out of date. As does my 23 year old daughter who abandoned it
Luminous Animal
Feb 2014
#4
The Morph sucks, and Thomas Paine resembles who ? in action and looks too .
orpupilofnature57
Feb 2014
#5
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)1. Someone needs beer and travel money??? nt
Luminous Animal
(27,310 posts)2. Someone needs a sense of humor.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)3. Sure...but as memes go, this is pretty lame. It's no "Ermahgerd." nt
Luminous Animal
(27,310 posts)4. FYI. I find ermahgerd 10 years out of date. As does my 23 year old daughter who abandoned it
at age 13, 6 months after she and her friends thought it was the bees knees.
Excuse me while I leave to go artificially inseminate a cow.
orpupilofnature57
(15,472 posts)5. The Morph sucks, and Thomas Paine resembles who ? in action and looks too .
Luminous Animal
(27,310 posts)6. That was a try.
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)7. Considering that he has 8 or 9 adopted rescue dogs,
I think Glenn would find this a compliment.
Luminous Animal
(27,310 posts)8. Yep!
bemildred
(90,061 posts)9. Well said. nt