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doing it missionary style if'n I'm not mistaken.
And 'sports nuts?'
generous with his hatreds and there's no real reason to think kids are excluded. (He probably had a nice meal ruined by some screaming brats and their inattentive parents... 
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The only 2 I can see missing at first glance.
Clearly suffered from slippery baby syndrome and was dropped on his head waaaaay too much as a child. 
Babies? Pets? 
the Urban Dictionary, and it said ankle biters are 1) small children 2) small dogs 3) people who overcompensate for shortcomings by trying too hard to prove themselves, like small dogs do when they try to prove they're tough by going after ankles.
But none of those seem to fit what the loser sign guy meant by ankle biters.
I feel so... deficient.
let's go give that guy an aneurysm!
