HUSH GAL! If I want SCIENCE learnin', I'll open a Bible!

[Playinghardball]

Found the Obama Diary

[Brigid]

1. Then there's the thermohaline circulation.

It's the circulation of warm and cold water currents in the Atlantic. During the Medieval Warm Period, meltinglaciers around the North Pole dumped fresh water into the oceans. It is lighter and sinks less easily than saltwater, so it shut down the conveyor, helping to cause the Little Ice Age. So far, according to scientists, it is not happening again now, but with climate change, it's something they're watching for. And haven't we been hearing that even though we've been freezing down here in the US, the Arctic has been warmer than average?

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/atlantic20100325.html

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. They are watching for it like hawks

off the record, I was told that they expect it.

[3catwoman3]

2. Ever notice the...

..."Bible" sounds a lot like "Buy Bull"?

[AAO]

6. And they're all a bunch of mindless sheep following their fantasy Savior.

It's not a coincidence that they are called "the flock".

[rock]

3. I get it

Because science teaches us to wipe out ass after taking a shit!

[AAO]

7. Wipe out ass after taking a shit. Check! How deep should I go in?

[rock]

8. Depends on how many pages you want to use

!

[AAO]

9. Pages? You mean like from the Wall Street Journal? I have a sensitive sphincter!

[redqueen]

4. I like this for the overall message

but I wish they hadn't referred to the polar vortex that way. It's always there, it just usually stays further north is all.

[xocet]

5. +1...and there is a polar vortex in the south, too. n/t

[Blue Owl]

11. Some fancy good book learnin'

n/t