Almost anything can be made to appear as if it has a creepy subtext.

[sibelian]

Ill-educated, paranoid people with just about enough intelligence to notice this often assume that it's because everything everywhere secretly really DOES have a creepy subtext.

But that isn't true.

[Orrex]

1. That's what she said.

[DetlefK]

2. All I can say is that writing that was not a smart move.

Creepy enough?

[Electric Monk]

3. even this