Porn Magazine Summons Killer Demons: Real Christian Movie!

[snooper2]

Greatness

[Katashi_itto]

1. Totally awesome!! And Real too!

[TheMightyFavog]

2. Porn magazines?

Who buys porn magazines anymore these days?

[snooper2]

3. I don't know, but his review is hilarious

"TITTIES!"

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. Amazingly, they only released it this year

As if demons weren’t scary enough, the plot also confirms the existence of church ‘lock-ins’.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/31/children-terrorised-by-porn-magazine-in-christian-found-footage-horror-movie-4245747/

[LeftyMom]

6. Lock ins were great!

How else are churchy teenagers supposed to sneak off to the church secretary's office or the kitchenette and get to whatevereth base?

Definitely not the voice of experience speaking here. Oh no. *whistles innocently*

Free pizza too.

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. A 'lock-in' in Britain happens in a pub

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pub#Lock-in
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4457262.stm
Is the idea of a church lock-in that some participants will find it so boring you have to prevent them leaving? I can see that for teenagers, your scenario seems a far more likely outcome than anything the church wants.

[deutsey]

4. Marking to watch later

[Initech]

8. Frank Zappa would have been all over this if he were still alive.

Off the deep end Christian fundamentalist insanity? Check.
50's monster movie esque vibe? Check.
Cheapness???? Check check check!!!

[deutsey]

15. It kind of has a heavy dollop of Blair Witch Project, too n/t

[WinkyDink]

9. I don't get the mockery herein. Plenty of H'wood flicks are worthy of contempt.

[Orrex]

10. And plenty of Hollywood flicks are treated with contempt herein.

So what's the problem?

[snooper2]

11. because fundies are already stupid, then you add the subject matter that is porn

and it becomes fucking hilarious---

for us normal people that is LOL


Like check this out,
(Note, the channel is called "OnKneesForJesus" ) Really, you'll get on your knees for jesus but nooooo not the porn

[pipi_k]

12. It's not just the porn magazines!

The wife of a very religious couple (family friends), who each had kids from previous marriages, had a son whose life was going a bit off track, according to her.


She and her husband quickly diagnosed the problem


Satan was channeling his Evil through this:






They told the young man that if he got rid of that album cover, his whole life would change.



PS...this couple tried for years to lure Mr Pipi and me into their religion, sadly, never even realizing that some people would view their obsession with an evil album cover as a little....

odd.

Uh, thanks, but no thanks. If that's what their religion teaches them, I guess I'm going to hell.

[wocaonimabi]

13. So what Porno Mag will bring out the Demons they never said? Some Predictions

The Actress will either end up in Porn or on the pole. Meth addict too.

The 3 Male Actors will go back into the closet and sadly live a lie in denial 1 of the thee will come out of the closet and live a normal happy life, the other 2 will end up in Republican Politics trying to pass anti gay and anti porn legislation.

[deutsey]

14. Father forgive them for they really know not what they do