Woman arrested for using 911 to hit on officer

[The Straight Story]

PUNTA GORDA, FL -

A Punta Gorda woman was arrested Friday night for misuse of 911, after asking dispatchers to send an officer she found attractive back to her home for some 'extra duty.'

Police say the initial 911 call happened just after 6 p.m., when Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back.

When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home, he said Montenez-Colon was very drunk.

The 58-year-old immediately told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married, according to the incident report. Then she started over-sharing.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/24808583/woman-arrested-for-using-911-to-hit-on-officer#.Uw5qJxiaLnE

[jberryhill]

1. Best line of the article:

"'She doesn't need jail time, this is not a person that's dangerous to anybody. She needs help,' said Richard Landowski, neighbor."

I don't think it is any great mystery what she needs.

[loli phabay]

2. lol, yup she needs an interlock on her phone.

[jberryhill]

3. A swing and a miss

Did you read the article?

IMHO, she's pretty clear about what she needs.

[chrisa]

5. "What does she need?"

"Ah! Yes... Sexual intercourse" - Sheldon Cooper

[FSogol]

7. "She needs help,' said Richard Landowski, neighbor." who was on his way to buy a police uniform

[The Straight Story]

8. LOL - good thing I had just put my coffee down :) (nt)

[KansDem]

4. "Over-sharing"

verb
gerund or present participle: over-sharing
1. reveal an inappropriate amount of detail about one's personal life.

[The Straight Story]

6. Yeah, based on that I think she did over-share just a tad :) (nt)

[BainsBane]

9. Personally, I'd have gone for a fireman.

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(For some unfathomable reason, a few folks have decided this post was meant seriously. )

[Warren DeMontague]

10. She gets points for honesty.

And, originality.

[nomorenomore08]

11. I don't know if this is more sad than funny, or more funny than sad... Call it a draw...