The best squirrel feeder ever:

[Are_grits_groceries]

http://mcphee.com/shop/horse-head-squirrel-feeder.html

Ha!

[hack89]

1. Is it electrified?

[Lochloosa]

4. It should be. Bastards stole all of my green tomatoes last year.

[progressoid]

8. ...

[Brother Buzz]

13. Flying squirrel!

[Andy823]

19. They got away with all my walnuts!

Actually they left me one, guess they felt bad!

[Lochloosa]

5. Maybe I could attach one of these to it? Hummm

[hack89]

6. Retro is in you know. nt

[adirondacker]

2. LOL! I want one with a devil's head for the red squirrels around here. nt

[packman]

3. If one animal personified life-energy

It has got to be a squirrel. I know it's nothing but a rat with a bushy tail, but damn they are fun to watch.

[fizzgig]

9. i love watching my squirrels

there's a few that live in the pine trees in front of the apartment and the turf wars are so funny. horace yelled at me this morning until i put out his peanuts.

[Submariner]

15. My Dad would make a Ritz cracker with peanut butter

every day for 2 squirrels that would come to the back door. Each would take the cracker out of his hand without fear. He loved his squirrels.

Corny Dad joke: I said, "Dad why are there holes in the screen on the back door?" Dad said: "I screen the squirrels before getting friendly with them."

I'm glad Dad didn't try stand-up comedy for a career.

[KansDem]

18. I had a similar experience.

When I was attending a community college in southern California, I played in its orchestra. One weekend, we had the opportunity to go to "music camp" in the mountains surrounding L.A. where we would practice and rehearse.

This camp was used extensively by the school district for a variety of purposes. When I was in sixth grade, for example, all classes went to camp for a week. It was to introduce us urban and suburban kids to nature.

Anyway, it was obvious that over time the squirrels there were spoiled by countless kids with snacks. They were very tame and would eat out of our hands.

One afternoon, I was giving them peanuts-in-the-shell while sitting on a bench when I stopped momentarily and put the remaining peanuts in my pocket. I was admiring the mountains that surrounded the camp when I felt a twitching on my thigh. Startled, I jumped up just as a squirrel jumped down! He was attempting to get into my pocket!

Anyway, he froze as if he wanted to see what I would do next. I laughed and reached into my pocket and gave him another snack.

[William Seger]

23. I figured out why I find squirrels so fascinating

They have no inertia at all! No, really, they don't. They can instantly move their heads from one position to another -- you try that with your massive head! They can go from completely motionless to full speed and back to completely stopped again like a jerky YouTube video. No inertia whatsoever!

Scientists need to study this phenomenon; it could be the solution to our energy crisis.

[ohheckyeah]

12. I love watching the little critters.

They are smart.

[adirondacker]

17. A greenhouse owner I worked for called chipmunks "rats dressed in tuxedos" :) nt

[sarge43]

20. We call them mice with racing stripes. nt

[DeadLetterOffice]

21. And to the deer as...

... "groundhogs with hooves."

[Sarah Ibarruri]

7. I want to wear a horse's head too! I want right wingers to wear a horse's ass first though :) nt

[dipsydoodle]

10. Similar concept here

not that I don't prefer your one.

[reformist2]

11. OP loves laughing at animals! :)

[catbyte]

14. You always find the most awesome stuff to post, A_g_g. Thanks!!!

[raven mad]

16. Ours are too small for these. Sigh.

It'd take 3 of 'em to fill one head............and the kitties would get to 'em first.

But they're fun; they like to throw stuff at you at campsites!

[Martin Eden]

22. You

made me laugh