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Aerows

(39,961 posts)
Fri Mar 23, 2012, 01:50 PM Mar 2012

Here is what I think goes on in the conservative mind

after the recent attacks on women, and the murder of Trayvor Martin.

Republican: All men are created equal, but we have to protect ourselves.

Democrat: All of us are created equal, and the Constitution should protect that, and we protect ourselves and the Constitution.

Republican: Our purity is being destroyed. Menfolk are getting marginalized, and we can't produce as we used to be able to produce.

Democrat: Well, capitalism says that the best people to do the job should do it, and get compensated for it. It also says that when opportunity arises, it should be free to anyone that can create prosperity.

Republican: I only meant that in context of preserving our pure society. I didn't mean where there were hucksters, feminazis and all these ethnic groups. I meant for white men. You are taking us out of context!

Democrat: Pure society? Hmm.

Republican: Yeah, all you women, get back in the kitchen and I'll tell you what you think since men have the god-given right to tell women what to do because we are stronger.

Democrat: I can hire men to protect me, and the law says

Republican: And you shouldn't be able to! The same goes for those minorities. They don't deserve law, either. You slutty women that don't know your place, and you uppity minorities don't understand how it is.

Democrat: Oh, I think we do. That's why we will be voting your asses out of office in November.

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