the *third* amendment deals with the *quartering* of soldiers

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so shouldn't it have been the *fourth* amendment?

this has been bugging me since grade school.

[cthulu2016]

1. "A well divided militia being necessary to control portion size..."

[FSogol]

2. I'll answer you in October (the 8th month) or December (the 10th month).

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7. yes!

although there's actually a good (perhaps boring) answer to that one.

[cthulu2016]

3. Hey! I never have to remember how many quarts in a gallon again

Hadn't occured to me before why they are called quarts. Duh.

[snooper2]

4. I always thought that part was a little gruesome

They were at least dead first right?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. My third amendment rights shall not be infringed!

I will not have British redcoats lounging around in my living room!!!!!

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8. hey! a third amendment solution to second amendment solutions!

if they want to be soldiers, we can kick them out of their houses!

or something like that....

[TlalocW]

6. And when people take the fifth

I kind of expect to see them chug some Jack Daniels.

TlalocW

[Scuba]

9. She was a known thespian, and been seen masticating in public.