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blogslut

(38,002 posts)
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 04:35 PM Mar 2014

I called it. Sarah Palin to launch teevee channel.

From teh Wonkette:

According to Capital New York, the bigtime teevee channel will be available through Tapp, a digital video service that we’ve never heard of but is apparently a real thing, and will launch in April or May, for sure. it sounds like it’s well worth the $10 a month subscription price (is that for Tapp, or just for the Sarah Channel? We don’t know!):

Palin’s channel will feature video commentaries from the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, discussing current events and political issues.

“Think of it as a video version of her Facebook page,” the source said.

We’ll just wait until the content makes it to the YouTubes, we think.


The source also suggested that the channel might also include “advice and guidance from Palin, such as tips for parents and recipes,” which sounds pretty much irresistible, and the hope to have interactive chats with Palin, or maybe with a Max-Headroom type simulation. The key will be in determining whether the real or virtual Palin comes closer to passing a Turing test.


From my journal, July 14th 2009:



"She's going Tammy Faye."

I can see it now: TSPN - The Sarah Palin Network! The rubes will flock to it. The critics will refer to it as T-SPIN. She and Todd will spend hours a day, hawking for donations in the name of Jesus and the flag. They'll bring on celebrity guests. They'll invite evangelist preachers. Bristol will teach young mothers how to diaper and feed infants, Live! from the TSPN Nursery. When Track comes back from Iraq, he'll become Excecutive Producer. Piper and Willow will film dramatic reports on the souls they saved from godlessness because they'll have been sent to those parts of the world where people are brown and starving. With the proceeds of her book, money pilfered from her PAC and some rich (secret) investors, Sarah Palin will launch the flashiest, loudest, crazy train wreck lady show the world has ever seen...
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I called it. Sarah Palin to launch teevee channel. (Original Post) blogslut Mar 2014 OP
Is this like Glenn Beck's channel? nt CJCRANE Mar 2014 #1
It should be really popular in Jamaica PeoViejo Mar 2014 #2
Nothing like tips and recipes dixiegrrrrl Mar 2014 #3
I was just thinking the same. She doesn't have the attention span or organizational skills to keep Squinch Mar 2014 #17
Maybe she can bring on paula dean for the cooking! dixiegrrrrl Mar 2014 #19
And Rush Limbaugh for dieting and dating advice for the guys! Squinch Mar 2014 #20
Mark Rubio could do a segment titled "the art of Public Speaking" dixiegrrrrl Mar 2014 #21
*glug, glug* And Ted Cruz on interpersonal skills and personal grooming. Squinch Mar 2014 #22
I wonder if this will air on that new station NewsMax is starting? nt okaawhatever Mar 2014 #4
That's just sad. Solly Mack Mar 2014 #5
Bristol and Willow can do her hair and makeup so they won't have to hunt for, y'know, real jobs. tanyev Mar 2014 #6
The harder she tries...the more boring and irrelevant she becomes. nt Walk away Mar 2014 #7
This is going to be awful shenmue Mar 2014 #8
Yes. Squinch Mar 2014 #18
I heard is said that Ted Cruz's singular aspiration is to get his own show WhaTHellsgoingonhere Mar 2014 #9
Ditz TV? napkinz Mar 2014 #10
SPiN. How appropriate. Who gives a rat's Ilsa Mar 2014 #11
I'd be willing to bet madamesilverspurs Mar 2014 #12
She always is focusing on the "next big thing" TlalocW Mar 2014 #13
The grift that keeps on grifting. GeorgeGist Mar 2014 #14
The show will lack any content, repeat the same schedule over and over, and basically promote Sarah Johonny Mar 2014 #15
Tips for parents! What a sick joke! Auntie Bush Mar 2014 #16

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
3. Nothing like tips and recipes
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 04:50 PM
Mar 2014

to sound like a serious political commentator.
Maybe she will hawk running shoes and car polish too?

God, the woman just cannot bear to be out of the spot light.

I give this 30 days,maximum.

Squinch

(50,955 posts)
17. I was just thinking the same. She doesn't have the attention span or organizational skills to keep
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 06:31 PM
Mar 2014

something like this going.

Squinch

(50,955 posts)
20. And Rush Limbaugh for dieting and dating advice for the guys!
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 07:40 PM
Mar 2014

OK. I think we're onto something here. This could be hilarious.

 

WhaTHellsgoingonhere

(5,252 posts)
9. I heard is said that Ted Cruz's singular aspiration is to get his own show
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 05:04 PM
Mar 2014

Lunatics get into politics with aspirations of trolling for dollars.


Ilsa

(61,695 posts)
11. SPiN. How appropriate. Who gives a rat's
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 05:10 PM
Mar 2014

ass about moose recipes from this ignorant grifter?

I think she and her backers are going to discover how little her "followers" care if they have to pay to watch her drivel.

madamesilverspurs

(15,805 posts)
12. I'd be willing to bet
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 05:13 PM
Mar 2014

that a show that featured nothing but the sound of fingernails on slate would have as many fans. Maybe more.

TlalocW

(15,384 posts)
13. She always is focusing on the "next big thing"
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 05:14 PM
Mar 2014

She doesn't have the patience and/or work ethic to turn whatever she's doing into her career or work to improve her skills at whatever she's currently doing. Everything is just a stepping stone to hopefully something bigger, and when she slips on a wet rock, she has FOX and ghostwriters ready to write a new book with her name on it waiting so she can remain in the public eye.

However, if she's going to do interactive chat, I will program something to crawl the web for various statements she's made (the non-sensical kind) and combine them into a fair-sized statement/paragraph to ask back to her to see if she can answer it.

TlalocW

Johonny

(20,851 posts)
15. The show will lack any content, repeat the same schedule over and over, and basically promote Sarah
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 05:19 PM
Mar 2014

but the fans will love it. I see it as 24/7 Duck Dynasty without all that hard hitting intellectual content that turns off the average TV viewer.

Auntie Bush

(17,528 posts)
16. Tips for parents! What a sick joke!
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 05:35 PM
Mar 2014

How to prevent your teenage daughter from getting pregnant.
How to keep your teenage daughter from getting married in her teens.
How to encourage your teenage daughter to go to college.
How to help your teenage daughter through a divorce.
How to act like a dumb ass. I could go on and and....................

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