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CNN, already a joke for years... okay, decades, is cracking me up with their current Kent Brockman routine.
For a week, every time they have come out of commercial or started a new show they flash the BREAKING NEWS sign, portending the end of the world, and then announce that the "fast breaking news at this hour" is precisely, word for word, the "fast breaking" news from six hours earlier.
And then, to really make it fun, the BREAKING NEWS is often not news at all. I don't mean merely not timely, I mean not news. Not what any legitimate journalistic enterprise has ever called "news."
The Kill your kids to spare them the horrors of Armageddon BREAKING NEWS on CNN has been, for the last many hours in a row, that some un-named person is thinking about something.
Anonymous officials tell CNN that they are looking into... that they are considering, discussing or generally kicking around... shooting the shit about... the idea that some particular thing happened to that damn airplane.
Earlier, the "news" was that US officials are "looking into" the "possibility" that lithium batteries "might have" been implicated.
Really. Scout's honor.
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)Back in the day, broadcasters would interrupt programming for breaking news. It meant something then. Today they confuse breaking news with breaking wind.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)Problem is this isn't news anymore it is entertainment.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)Think about it...
These entertainment shows, calling themselves news shows, seem to think that peoples' lives happen for THEM.
Tom,
"Here's Amanda Doolittle (Do nothing, really) at the corner of 5th and Galuply Street, with the 'breaking' story of the big fire in the corner tree house. Take it away, Amanda."
"Hi, this is Amanda Dolittle with Channel ZERO news (with the wind blown hair) reporting on the just BREAKING STORY of the fire in the corner tree house. The flames are licking up the tree and, (wind howls blowing her hair and the flames even more), and the leaves are catching fire. and.. .. and..... back to you Tom."
Tom, "Thanks, Amanda. Folks, that was Amanda Doolittle reporting from 5th and Galupy with our EXCLUSIVE LIVE LIVING report on the BREAKING STORY of a fire in a tree house. And for the life of me I have no idea what the fuck we are doing for a living."
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)If I were to try to gauge world events this week by CNN, there was one new story about a missing jet and nothing else.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)because of the banner than takes up 1/3 of the bottom of the screen, and the uper crawl banner that takes up 1/4 at the top
and the 2 or more little "things" showing the station,etc.
I do not undertand how anyone can bear to look at the screens.
FarCenter
(19,429 posts)The civil war in Syria and Iran's nuclear program are getting no attention.