Pat Roberson: Jesus More Likely to Stone Gays to Death Than Bake Them a Wedding Cake

[big_dog]

Robertson opined that homosexuality was considered to be a “pathology” only “a few years ago,” and now LGBT people were “the oppressors” of religious people.

“What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?” he asked. “Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.”

“It’s as if the devil is saying, ‘I’m going to destroy your progeny any way I can, and if you will kill your baby, that’s fine. I’m with you. If you will deny the chance of having babies, that’s fine too, but I want to destroy your opportunities to reproduce,’” Robertson continued. “As a society, we need to realize where the attack is coming, because it is definitely an attack.”

“Jesus said, ‘I came to give life, and the devil wants to steal, kill and destroy,’” co-host Wendy Griffith agreed.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/26/pat-roberson-jesus-more-likely-to-stone-gays-to-death-than-bake-them-a-wedding-cake/

[Wounded Bear]

1. As a carpenter...

I figure he'd be more likely to build them a house.

[JoePhilly]

2. Or serve wine at the reception.

[big_dog]

8. or wear certain types of clothing at the reception

pastor heal thyself!

[snooper2]

3. he still isn't dead yet?

[Orrex]

4. Wow. Jesus kicks a lot more ass than I remember

[The Second Stone]

5. How many gays has Pat Robertson or Jesus stoned?

None.

How many gays has Pat Robertson shared cake with?

How many gays were in the crowd when Jesus shared loaves and fishes?

[LiberalAndProud]

6. The world population is projected at 9 million by 2050.

I gotta side with the devil on this one, Pat.

[thelordofhell]

17. 9 million........must be factoring in The Rapture

[LiberalAndProud]

23. b.b.b....billion .... (DUzy, btw)

The devil made me do it?

[fascisthunter]

7. I Love how Someone as Evil As Him Can Claim to Know What Jesus would think

or do.

[MineralMan]

9. Dear Pat Robertson:

If you believe that, you haven't really read Matthew. Please do so, then STFU.

Sincerely,

MineralMan

[big_dog]

22. Pat had two old testaments and took the afternoon off

n/t

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Funny, if I remember correctly wasn't it 'God' who told somebody to kill their

own son? Wish old Pat would should me that quote in the Bible where Jesus mentions gays.

[closeupready]

11. Remember that guy from Heaven's Gate?

These religious people can be so incredibly delusional.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. Only a few years ago?

The APA declassified homosexuality as a mental disorder in 1973. That would be 40 years ago, and by then just about nobody in the profession believed such preposterous nonsense.

And I think it curious that Roberts believes that the one person in the entire Bible who is documented as having PREVENTED a crowd from stoning a person, would be the person who would be out stoning gays. And I think it further curious that Robertson apparently believes that stoning gays is acceptable behavior (Hey, if Jesus would do it....) but also believes that gays are persecuting Christians.

Has there been a rash of Christian-stoning in the news that I missed?

[NightWatcher]

13. Jesus Christ, seriously will you come get him? He's broke

We're sick of him down here and he's tarnishing your brand name.

[gerogie2]

14. Well then why didn't he?

Throughout the new testament Jesus meets and helps sinners. If he was so into stoning people why didn't he and his disciples stone Mary Magadelne, the Samaritan woman at the well, the sick and blind instead of offering them the grace of God? I'm sure if he was into stoning homosexuals while he was traveling around he could of found a couple and had the disciples stone them to death.

[dipsydoodle]

15. Gives a whole new meaning to

[Enrique]

16. notice he equates "what would have happened in Jesus’ time"

with what Jesus would have done.

Guess what also "happened in Jesus' time"? They killed Jesus for one thing.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

18. More Likely to Stone Gays to Death Than Bake Them a Wedding Cake

That would be more in line with all the Love Thy Neighbor stuff Jesus is said to have taught and lived.


Just in case -

[LostOne4Ever]

19. Ummmm

Wasn't there a section of the Gospels where Yeshua affirmed a gay couple. Not that I, nonbeliever, really care what that book says myself, but any time I can show up a RW bigot I can't help but do so:

http://www.wouldjesusdiscriminate.org/biblical_evidence/gay_couple.html

[City Lights]

20. STFU, Pat. You are a disgrace to the human race. nt

[urbanhermit]

21. If you're without sin throw the first stone

I thought Jesus told people stoning an adulterer that the one who didn't sin got to throw the first stone.

[Rex]

24. Pat already has his express one way ticket to the 9th layer of Hell

ready and waiting for him!

[TlalocW]

25. Let's compromise

Let's all agree that Jesus would do the nicest thing possible but in the meanest way. So he would bake the gays a wedding cake, but he would then "stone" them with it by throwing it at them.

I base this idea on the following comic
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TlalocW

[SamKnause]

26. The world would be a better place

if Pat Robertson's mother would have aborted him.

He is living proof that "God" does not exist.

If he did exist, he would have hit Pat Robertson with a bolt of lightening years ago.

[notadmblnd]

27. All I'll say is- Go toward the light Pat, Go toward the light.

SMH

[LondonReign2]

28. Those damn gays!

“What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?” he asked. “Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.”

Right, because we are almost out of people of this earth.

[MisterP]

33. "We said 'Be fruitful and multiply' to Adam and Eve, and thou cover't the Earth by 16,000 Before Me

NOW THOU'RT MILKING IT"

[oldandhappy]

29. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

Jesus stopped a stoning! Jesus said to love people.

Pat is seriously short on love.

[DanTex]

36. Well, maybe, technically, by "he who is without sin" Jesus meant himself.

Maybe Pat is trying to say is that what Jesus really meant was was "Let me cast the first stone! Me first!".

[geardaddy]

30. Pat Robertson:

"I'm not a Christian, but I play one on TV."

[Tsiyu]

31. And he would also stone the shrimp-eaters

and lobster eaters, and those who wear fabric made of mixed materials, and those who plant more than one crop in their fields, and those who refuse to stone their teenagers to death for being unruly. And those who don't offer up a burning side of Angus on an altar in their front yard.

Actually, I thank Robertson. People like him prove every day that the whole concept of Jesus the Christ is a big fat lie.

The more people understand it's a lie, the better.

[Behind the Aegis]

32. Oh you are so right, Pat!!!

I mean, the number of passages where Jesus condemns gays are oh so numerous as not to even need to mention them, but I shall anyway.

Jesus speaks out about homosexuality:

Oh, Pat! I am sorry. I let you down. Seems in all the quotes from Jesus I could find, not ONE, not a SINGLE FUCKING PASSAGE refers to homosexuality. But I did find this:

"He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
John 8: 7

So, by using your logic, I am guessing Jesus would rather stone you to death, then bake you a cake.

Oh shit!

Pat, squint real hard, can you hear that voice...it isn't G-d or Jesus, it is Fred Phelps screaming "Repent, you fool! Jesus hates FIGS!" You better repent, Pat, or I bet I know who your roommate downstairs will be!

[Enthusiast]

41. +1 a whole bunch.......nt

[GeorgeGist]

34. Jesus was gay. eom

[Gothmog]

35. Pat Robertson has been senile for a while

Why does anyone pay attention to him

[Orsino]

37. "Let he who is without cake have the first slice" is how I remember it. n/t

[JHB]

38. Pat and friends violate the First Commandment

They may think they're not, because they've pasted the nameplate "Jesus" onto whatever it is that they worship, but it's not the guy who talked about the Gay Samaritan.

If they did they'd understand that calling it "the Gay Samaritan" reflects precisely the point Jesus was trying to teach.

And they wouldn't need an atheist to explain it to them.

[Spirochete]

39. Pat, will you please die already

as so many infinitely better people have already done? Tired of your random insanity.

[sakabatou]

40. Tell me where in the Bible Jesus mentioned gays personally

Oh wait, there isn't one.

[Aerows]

42. Jesus: "I'm more likely to drive Pat Robertson from the temple

than I am to agree with him."

[On the Road]

43. Anyone Who Thinks Would Have Approved of Gay Marriage

is about as educated in religious history as creationists are in science.