"If you want to get paid for not working, you have to sign up for Congress

[babylonsister]

like everyone else." President Obama, tonight at correspondents' dinner.

"What if they gave Mitch McConnell a pulse?"


omg!!!

[malaise]

1. He's in fine form

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[babylonsister]

2. He is fantastic! I can't like him enough for his humor and

humanity.

And Sebelius is in her 70s? Gawd, she's gorgeous, too. Anyone who says Dems are ugly are poopyheads. And that comes from reading a thread about Helen Thomas on FB today. I set them straight.

[malaise]

3. I loved that ending

Touching indeed.

Oops Christie's presidential bid is over - extend your buckle up.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. She's either 65 or 66.

I know someone who went to college with Sebelius.

[WinkyDink]

4. Ben Stein didn't like the routine. Boo-hoo.

[longship]

6. Ben Stein doesn't like anything. nt

[blkmusclmachine]

7. Only MILLIONAIRES need apply, tho.