Anyone have a copy of the DU calendar?

[BainsBane]

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Are we supposed to have porn twice in the same year? Or are we ahead of schedule? I thought May was Olive Garden month?

Not complaining or whining about DU. Honest. Just trying to keep myself on schedule.

[GeorgeGist]

1. Yes.

[Brother Buzz]

2. I'm anxiously waiting for Double-Coated Crunchy Cornflake Chicken month

Just as soon as Skinner lifts the ban on chicken threads.....

[BainsBane]

3. Yum. Fried chicken

double crunchy.

[merrily]

4. "Not complaining or whining about DU. Honest."

Gee, are you sure about that?

[11 Bravo]

31. You have to admit, posts from the irony-impaired are always fun!

[BainsBane]

39. considering it's meant to be funny

Perhaps it's you who are irony impaired?

[11 Bravo]

41. I guess the operative words here are "meant to be".

Best wishes in your future endeavors.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Here's the calendar from 2011, if it helps.

Just replace the year.

Oh, and IBTL. Not suggesting there will be a L, but if there is an L IB it.

[BainsBane]

7. Right on schedule

I guess my circadian rhythms are off.

I don't think we've done breeders vs. child free in a while. That crowd has clearly been slacking off.

[Warren DeMontague]

9. "My fine dining experience at TGIFs (or, dare I say it, the olive garden) was ruined by a screaming

Kid" that one always gets good results... See, because then you can get people arguing BOTH over screaming kids in restaurants as well as the dubious proposition that TGIFs is fine dining. A win-win.

Actually I have to stay out of threads like that because as a parent "screaming kid in a restaurant" is one of those phrases, like "emergency root canal" which brings back too many bad memories.

[brer cat]

15. Where is abusive alerters?

I think that is far more important than three months of PETA. And pit bulls...got to have pit bulls scheduled or we might miss them in the torrent of cute cat videos

[Warren DeMontague]

27. Yeah, yeah, everyone's a critic.

That was done during DU2, btw, and "abusive alerters" weren't really a thing.

[seaglass]

18. I think one of those PETAs needs to be changed to Pit Bulls n/t

[NuclearDem]

21. Woo needs its own month.

Sorry, but us vegans just don't have the energy for three months.

[BainsBane]

28. Iron deficiency will do that to you.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

6. Porn is for the non-election years.

[BainsBane]

8. This is an election year

and we've had porn at least twice.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Yeah, I'm no DU historian, but IIRC, the great porn war years were '05, '09, and '11

so he may have a point.

[BainsBane]

19. I don't recall a single Hooters kerfuffle

since I've been here.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

22. I'm sure they were flamed too by someone screaming, "GOTV!!!!"....

Because we're supposed to get fucked THAT way.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. Erection ears?

[BainsBane]

20. Duzy!

[Recursion]

12. "Look, I came here for an argument!" "Oh, I'm sorry, this is 'abuse'"

You want room 12a, down the corridor...

[BainsBane]

43. Where is your creativity?

A dedicated Duer can turn anything into an argument.

[blkmusclmachine]

13. ,

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[JHB]

14. July is "Kids in Restaurants" month...

Coupons for Olive Garden will be given to the top entries.

[Nye Bevan]

16. No, the patriarchy stole my copy (nt)

[winter is coming]

17. I don't really care, if it means the privilege-a-thon is over for a couple of months.

If that horse were any deader, it would be part of the fossil record.

[Arugula Latte]

23. I do know that the Woo Wars have been scheduled for December.

It seems like Woo War season comes around sooner and sooner every year. I'd better start my shopping now.

[BainsBane]

24. Be sure to say "Merry Woo Wars"

rather than "Happy Holidays." Gotta fight the good fight against the war on Woo Wars.

[Arugula Latte]

30. Yes. We can't let them take the Woo out of Woo Wars!

[Egnever]

25. Coming from the constant pusher of the check your privelege and rape culture threads

I find this post highly ironic.

[BainsBane]

26. "constant pusher"

Is that what you call one OP on the subject of privilege?

Isn't it awful that the low-born don't stay in their place anymore?

[Egnever]

29. LOL

is that what you consider yourself? Low born?

I hope not cause that is sad.

[BainsBane]

33. You're the one who referred to discussions

about rape and privilege--the experiences of women and people of color--as being "pushed."

Perhaps you could make your own calendar and assign designated days, if any, on which we are allowed to post about issues that concern us.

[Egnever]

35. And you are the one complaining about what is posted on DU

And pretending there's a calendar. The irony is delicious!

[BainsBane]

37. there is a calendar

See post 5

[Warren DeMontague]

38. Now I'm gonna have Curtis Mayfield stuck in my head all day.

[BainsBane]

44. Pusherman

That's me, pushing all that color. If my computer weren't down I would link to Curtis on Soul Train. Unfortunately, I can't push at my usual tempo tonight.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

32. The DU calendar ended in 2012.

So why are we still here? That's what I'm wondering.

[BainsBane]

34. The DUpocalpyse is overdue

NOW we know the true purpose of Discussionist!

I just realized something. What if we've been left behind and don't even know it?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

36. I feel cold.

[BainsBane]

40. Spoiler alert!

Bruce Willis goes bald.

[Warren DeMontague]

42. We're not.

Or it's like Waiting for Godot, except instead of Godot it's Elad.