Borowitz report - G.O.P.: Evil Mastermind Behind Benghazi Is Frail Old Woman With Brain Damage
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is an evil genius capable of masterminding the most elaborate cover-up in U.S. history and is also a frail old woman with brain damage, leading Republicans charged on Sunday.
Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus led the attack while appearing on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” where he said that the American people should be wary of electing a woman who is capable of orchestrating the complex conspiracy to whitewash Benghazi while, at the same time, being too old, feeble, and brain damaged to serve in the Oval Office.
“These two aspects of Secretary Clinton would have me very concerned,” he said.
Mr. Priebus said he saw “no contradiction” between the portrayals of Secretary Clinton as an evil mastermind and a brain-damaged crone, explaining, “The one part of Secretary Clinton’s brain that works perfectly well is the part that creates elaborate cover-ups, and that is the part of her brain that is currently covering up the fact that she is brain damaged.”
The R.N.C. chairman said he was confident that once the American people realized Secretary Clinton is both an evil mastermind and a frail old woman with brain damage, they would reject her at the ballot box.
“The one thing the American people will not tolerate is double-talk,” he said.
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Beautiful video! Wonderfully illustrates what the right does not want to accept: Mother Nature is stronger than we are and the mankind has dominion stuff is just an illusion. Beautiful!
And thanks for the cool comment.
Sometimes I just can't believe the incredible hypocrisy that comes from the right. 
I've lost count of how many times some jackass on the right accused someone on the left of doing exactly what they are doing AS THE WORDS COME OUT OF THEIR MOUTH!
Well, Mr. Priebus, what I'm sick of tolerating is people like you insulting my intelligence by assuming I'm as stupid as you are and can't detect your oh-so-obvious hypocrisy.
First she was faking her injury to avoid the hearing, now she's suffering serious brain damage from the same fake injury. One minute she's deliberately incompetent the next she's some kind of Bond villain mastermind. Afraid much, GOP? 
Every time they come out with this stuff I think back to the results of a study I read about a couple of years ago about the difference between conservative and liberal brains that showed more conservative people are more likely to respond to and act on fear. In fact, I'm sure that's a fundamental difference - those motivated by fear go for conservative values; the more courageous and able to face your fears you are, the more likely you are to be liberal. 
of those " Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement" moments. Which applies to most of the crap that slithers out of the GOP, by word or deed. 
