Illinois Lawmakers Push To Outlaw Sex With Corpses

[Ian David]

Last edited Sat Mar 31, 2012, 09:56 AM - Edit history (1)

It's the law you didn't know you needed. The Illinois House voted unanimously to outlaw sex with corpses and to make it illegal to move a corpse. If the bill passes, sex with a corpse would be a Class 2 felony with a maximum sentence of seven years in jail. Moving a corpse would be a Class 4 felony with a maximum punishment of three years in jail.

State Rep. Daniel Beiser (D-Alton) is sponsoring the legislation and says, "It's all out of respect for the deceased." Apparently there is no law explicitly banning having sex with a corpse and currently prosecutors charge offenders with "criminal damage to property."

“When you think of that, you think of someone going … breaking a mailbox or something similar,” Beiser told Illinois Statehouse News. “We obviously understand that isn’t adequate, that anybody who abuses or mishandles a deceased just demeans the meaning of that person’s life."

Expect the all powerful corpse-fucking lobby to fight this hard.



More:
http://chicagoist.com/2012/03/29/illinois_lawmakers_push_to_outlaw_s.php


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[rfranklin]

1. What will Republicans do for dates?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[SDjack]

3. Same as they do now -- disrespect the law and the dead. n/t

[BlueToTheBone]

5. hire prositutes or snag little boys?

[steve2470]

2. speechless

I guess there's no other pressing issues for Illinois.

[longship]

4. Zombie contingent marches on Capital

Fortunately brainless legislators safe.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. OK that's it! Now they've gone too far. They'll have to take my penis from

my date's cold dead hand! FREEEDOOOOOOM!!!!!!

[lunatica]

7. When in doubt just check for a pulse

[pinboy3niner]

8. So how will the Illinois GOP Convention replace its main attraction now?

[kenny blankenship]

9. I've always said that about Illinois...

Let their dead have the vote and next thing you know they'll want to sleep with our women.

[Ian David]

17. That should get a DUzy! n/t

[Viking12]

10. There was a an actual case like this in WI several years ago

They couldn't charge the deviant because there was no law against it. The case went all the way to the WI State Supreme Court..

http://www.surroundedbyreality.com/Misc/Know/SCorpse.asp

[LiberalFighter]

27. No law against sex with an unconsenting adult? How about rape?

Are they sure there wasn't anything they could prosecute him for? Maybe they need to elect a new county DA.

[davsand]

11. The financial problems in Illinois are legendary. CLEARLY the legislature needed to pass this law.

They have no problems screwing the Illinois taxpayers but it is a high priority to protect the rights of the dead. Welcome to the wonders of Illinois politics. I am SO proud...




Laura

[HopeHoops]

12. It take it they have a large "morgue rape" problem.

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. I did not realize

This was a problem...majority GOP would be my guess.

[MrScorpio]

14. When politicians push these off the wall laws...

It leaves me to speculate about they do themselves behind closed doors.

Things that make you go, "Hmmmm."

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

15. Well, you know what they say... It wouldnt be illegal if nobody wanted to do it.

[JHB]

16. Bookmarked to show to relative complaining about legislators wearing hoodies

Was in high dudgeon about "don't they have more important things to do?"

Something like this wastes a hell of a lot more time and taxpayer money than brief hoodie-wearing stunts.

[Arkansas Granny]

19. I don't know how common the practice is, but necrophilia is real and does happen.

[Ian David]

21. Being use for sex after I am dead is really very low down on the list of things I'm worried about.

I'm certain I wouldn't notice if it happened.

[malaise]

29. Well they can't have sex with my ashes now can they-

I think my remains will be safe.

[rustydog]

20. And Republicans will insist that if the corpse does not fight back

hard enough, no crime was committed.

[LiberalFighter]

28. You mean because the body doesn't say no? Hmm

[Aerows]

22. Well, thank goodness n/t

[Ruby the Liberal]

23. "Push" seems to indicate that there is opposition.

I really don't want to know why this isn't a no-brainer.

[whistler162]

24. This law will cause a real stink.....

since it would be against the law to move a corpse!

[rug]

25. Fascists!

[The Straight Story]

26. So bella and edward would be doing something illegal?