Following Santorum fish fry & bowling alley speech, one attendee faints and is removed by EMT

[Amerigo Vespucci]

WESTON — Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum told a crowd of more than 200 supporters Friday night that the so-called favorite in the Republican race, Mitt Romney, can’t defeat President Barack Obama.

Santorum spoke for about 30 minutes at Dale’s Weston Lanes in a hot, crowded room after eating a fish fry. One person appeared to have fainted and was walked out of the room by an emergency medical technician.

Santorum then bowled a game after his speech, as onlookers snapped photos with cameras and iPhones. He sported his trademark sweater vest and looked relaxed while talking with his staff and supporters between frames.

“It’s not right,” Santorum said after he left one pin on his second throw in a frame, narrowly missing a spare.

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20120330/GPG010402/120330225/

[wandy]

1. Looking upon the gathering crowds St.santorum rose to the top of the concession stand...

and spoke the evils of the Nig*** err Bla... er current President.
So intraled was the crowd witnessing the sermon that after their long pilgrimage many fainted from a combination of rapture and hunger.
Seeing this in his great compassion for his fellow man St.santorum broke in half a single pink orb and gave forth to the masses sufficient bolling balls and fishes to suffice the masses.