Former Air Force toilet-unplugger wraps self in flag, clutches guns, tells you to ‘Google’ history
By TBogg
Friday, May 30, 2014 10:32 EDT
Stung by criticism for his exceedingly brief encounter with empathy for the families who lost kids in the Santa Barbara Second Amendment Slaughterfest, Joe the Unlicensed Plumber has both bunkered and doubled down with his assertion that you can have his guns when you pry them from his clammy toilet-plunging hands.
You see, when you tell Joe the Plumber that it was kind of a dick move to tell grieving parents that your guns are more important than the lives of their previously alive kids — before the bodies are even in the ground — well, that means that you hate our fighting men and women and our Founding Fathers and the US Constitution (2nd Amendment only) and probably America too, you filthy Marxist hater.
Yes, Joe went for the Otter defense.
Because, when you attack Joe The Plumber, you’re “mocking” the memory of everyone who has ever fought and died in our wars. Even the ones that we lost or tied.
He says so right in the headline:
Military Members Died Defending Our Rights, Will You Allow Their Sacrifice To Be Mocked
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