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Ann Romney: Just Unzip Him And
You'll See My Husband Isn't Stiff
Let the Viagra jokes begin.
Ann Romneys remarks came during an interview with Baltimore radio station WBAL, during which the host asked her, And one of the things, Ann Romney, that folks talk about with your husband, Mitt Romney, and Ive seen him in casual conversation-He comes off very smooth and okay. But sometimes he comes off stiff. Do you have to fight back some criticism, like My husband isnt stiff, OK? Laughing, Ann Romney responded, Well, you know, I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not!
Alternate headline: "Ann Romney: My Husband Is Flaccid!"
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/04/ann-romney-just-unzip-him-and-youll-see.html
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/04/ann-romney-says-campaign-will-unzip-the-real-mitt/ (Thank you for the link Wind Dancer!)
randome
(34,845 posts)...that Ann Romney stupidly fell for.
Either way, it's hilarious. If it's true, I can't imagine Stephen Colbert reporting this without laughing.
K Gardner
(14,933 posts)"she isn't gaffe-prone" like her husband".
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)vote for Mitt.
I nearly spit out my coffee at that one.
Maybe the smarmy Willy Geist will smirk his way through that little item tomorrow.
Mika will get all embarrassed...
K Gardner
(14,933 posts)greenman3610
(3,947 posts)calimary
(81,419 posts)"how the hell did that little boy get a show? Is he even shaving yet? And who the hell is he in the first place?"
The Wielding Truth
(11,415 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)I actually laughed out loud, and that has not happened very often this year given the nasty nature of the republican primary season.
Hilarious! We know more about Mitt now than we wanted to know. He's a real softee!
DippyDem
(659 posts)ProSense
(116,464 posts)going to need one of these:
aquart
(69,014 posts)Renew Deal
(81,869 posts)This is legit!
aquart
(69,014 posts)Seriously, is there something strange in mansion water? Both of them?
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Wind Dancer
(3,618 posts)Now that is a visual I can do without.
You just can't make this shit up - I honestly thought it was satire!
Original link:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/04/ann-romney-says-campaign-will-unzip-the-real-mitt/
peace frog
(5,609 posts)but not anyplace that would be unzipped.
texshelters
(1,979 posts)are both jealous they hadn't written this line, and salivating at the potential use of it.
I couldn't believe it at first until I heard the zipper come from her own mouth, so to speak.
PTxS
zbdent
(35,392 posts)maybe goes both ways? There has been evidence that he changes his position A LOT ...
CJCRANE
(18,184 posts)there's another Mitt Romney trying to get out.
Just unzip him and out he pops!
(A bit like a Russian doll).
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)zeemike
(18,998 posts)when you unzip him...Now that is too funny.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)It's not just "unzip" but "let the real Mitt out." It hit the quadruple score for gaffes.
I sense awkwardness in that marriage now. More than there apparently used to be.
zeemike
(18,998 posts)Many times people act out their problems with gaffs...maybe it is always flaccid.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)SamG
(535 posts)sarge43
(28,942 posts)She said up.
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)Not to insult any clowns, but it's like a whole PARADE of clowns.
K8-EEE
(15,667 posts)dwig3d
(22 posts)At least we know Mittens is a Dick
Myrina
(12,296 posts)... really, really stupid enough to say THAT?
Those GOP women, still swimmin' in the shallow end of the IQ pool ...
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Ambien or something less innocent.
Arkana
(24,347 posts)Ann Romney can't seriously be this dumb. She HAS to know what that sounded like.
Right?
...Guys?
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)by contrast, michelle is so warm, so human. People want to hug her.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to hug Ann Romney, except maybe mitt...
WillParkinson
(16,862 posts)She already admitted he isn't stiff.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)Lochloosa
(16,067 posts)WillParkinson
(16,862 posts)Thank you kindly.
MADem
(135,425 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)But still...
texshelters
(1,979 posts)how smart can she be?
PTxS
bluedigger
(17,087 posts)CTyankee
(63,912 posts)but now I have a visual in my head that is unwanted.
Pass the brain bleach, please...
texshelters
(1,979 posts)I expect to see it on Colbert tonight...
PTxS
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Maher, Stewart and Colbert don't even have to try anymore, all they need to do is repeat what the Repukes are saying to get big laughs.
benld74
(9,909 posts)stevenleser
(32,886 posts)Lone_Star_Dem
(28,158 posts)No, don't. Really, don't go there, Ann. I'm sure I'm speaking for a vast majority of Americans. Just keep Mitt zipped up and his stiffness, or lack there of, a personal matter between the two of you. M'kay?
Oh, and you may want to talk to your doctor, Ann. Pharmacology can work wonders with such absent stiffness these days.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Tell you what Ann, we'll just call him lame if you agree to never unzip him.
RZM
(8,556 posts)How is that better?
polly7
(20,582 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)LibertyLover
(4,788 posts)Thank you for your kind offer to expose your husband's shortcomings to the world. It is very brave of both of you to allow such unprecedented access to a candidate's private life. However, may I say, on behalf of many of us, that viewing your husband's private assets is one of the absolute last things we would care to do. That sort of activity belongs in the privacy of the bedroom between consenting adults and is not for the world at large to view. It's actually much like marriage equality when you think about it. What a consenting adult couple wants to do in the privacy of their home is their business and not the government's. Thank you.
lastlib
(23,266 posts)(you crack me up, LibertyLover!)
calimary
(81,419 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,962 posts)He'd be at least a foot-and-a-half taller.
DippyDem
(659 posts)And on the flip-flop side.....unzip him and he pops up!
lunatica
(53,410 posts)caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Somehow, I think conversations around the dinner table are at the Romneys are pretty awkward today.
juajen
(8,515 posts)caseymoz
(5,763 posts)That they're used to, that they call love, but is only resembles it when viewed with damaged eyes.
Paper Roses
(7,473 posts)Initech
(100,097 posts)Liberalynn
(7,549 posts)ecstatic
(32,727 posts)BB_Troll
(65 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)Fodder over here! Fodder over here!
eShirl
(18,496 posts)In this kind of situation a good comedian response might be, "I got nothin'."
Jon Stewart could run the clip while staring blankly into the camera, like he did during the Dubya years.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)The leadup he had was just classic.
But I'm sure he'll follow it up tonight.
perdita9
(1,144 posts)I also suffer from foot in mouth disease but fortunately I don't do interviews on the radio
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)crazylikafox
(2,760 posts)Actually, this entire thread is a Duzy
SmileyRose
(4,854 posts)whole thread is great but yours is best IMHO
eShirl
(18,496 posts)Payback for that "heavyweight" comment a few weeks ago?
GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)They scurry like roaches if you mention the name when they get on one of their diatribes. It works great. Say "Mitt Romney is your candidate" and they end the conversation quickly.
It's beautiful if you don't want to discuss politics, but it's even more convenient if they know you are a Democrat and are trying to avoid getting into it.
polly7
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sellitman
(11,607 posts)Maybe it was prescient?
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)WI_DEM
(33,497 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Exactly what we all need in the White House
McCamy Taylor
(19,240 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Brettongarcia
(2,262 posts)Did you catch her "I have two horses in every port" remark a few weeks ago?
The problem with really, really, REALLY straight, Victorian, repressed people, said Freud? Is that their respressed sexuality, being a major urge, eventually surfaces; in some kind of unconscious and unnatural way. In this case? As Freudian slips, unconscious double-entendres.
But if that is what she's like ... then what about HIM? Who knows what kind of Freudian slips/disasters we might see, in a Romney presidency.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Her delivery was so strange, I could believe it was on-purpose.
JHB
(37,161 posts)Long after Mitt is gone, this will live on in the books about political boners.
...or maybe not those books, but...
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Since Mitt can't get it up, it might explain Ann's fascination with horses. Might it also explain Mitt's apparent jealousy towards Seamus?
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,189 posts)MissMarple
(9,656 posts)This is the scariest part, just the temperment for the leader of the free world. It's just a bit further down on the abcnews transcript.
"And Mitt can get VERY intense, and I can have the ability to kind of talk him off the rails sometimes and say, Hey lets look at what is really important and lets do that now.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/04/ann-romney-says-campaign-will-unzip-the-real-mitt/
opihimoimoi
(52,426 posts)caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Jamaal510
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alarimer
(16,245 posts)The jokes write themselves.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)Now, when he loses the election, the Romneys have a long, lucrative career in the Advertising of Boner Pills industry waiting for them.
"Hi, I'm Ann Romney, wife of the man who got 20 electoral votes in the last election. Remember when I said my husband wasn't stiff when you unzipped him? Thanks to Cialis, that is no longer the case."
CrispyQ
(36,492 posts)fascisthunter
(29,381 posts)tblue37
(65,477 posts)Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)no.
Godot51
(239 posts)Campaign slogan 2012: "Unzip the Real Mitt!"
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)A: Nothing -- he's already tall.
Q: What's the difference between Mitt Romney and Shaggy from Scooby Doo?
A: Shaggy let's his dog ride INSIDE the car and Shaggy has a clue.
Q: How do you screw Isotoner and Totes?
A: Unzip Mitt.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,362 posts)He would probably answer "Yes, I own 20 percent of the Phizer corporation"
And he'd think he answered the question.
dynasaw
(998 posts)If you've ever been around inside the Mormon culture you'll find a lot of women like her: Clueless and proud of their lack of knowledge or contact with the "gentile" world. She probably doesn't even know she's made a gaffe with sexual overtones.
Clueless. Wide eyed wonder. And proud not to be in contact with the real world. Yep, got that right.
CakeGrrl
(10,611 posts)Who would want to pile onto such an endearingly clueless couple?
libodem
(19,288 posts)And you will find a reptillian reprobate, entity, that looks just like Cheney's natural form. Creatures from the astral plane or outer-space.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Harry Monroe
(2,935 posts)Too much information Ms. Romney. We really don't need to know.
schmice
(248 posts)who, when asked what she did to bring him luck before a tournament, said "I kiss his balls."
malaise
(269,144 posts)Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww -
joshcryer
(62,276 posts)Unbelievable!