Wingnut Gordon Klingenschmitt Wins Primary For Colorado State House
We were just typing along on our midterm election roundup, looking up percentages for the Colorado primaries, when we found a result in a race we had almost forgotten about. All you connoisseurs of crazy will be delighted to know that disgraced former chaplain and radio preacherman Gordon Chaps Klingenschmitt, who thinks pretty much everything he dislikes (Gays, Barack Obama same diff and Al Franken) is caused by very literal demons, won his primary for a seat in the Colorado Legislature. Wed been very excited about that prospect ever since he threw his tinfoil hat in the ring.
There is simply too much that is wonderful about this big win:
This is a guy who worries that evil spirits from gay people are turning animals gay.
A candidate who urges photographers to free themselves from the tyranny of having to take pictures of same-sex weddings by printing up business cards proclaiming that gays should be stoned to death.
A gentleman who has detected signs of demonic possession in Disney kids shows.
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