Review of great new movie 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'

[snooper2]

[ChisolmTrailDem]

1. "You think I'm just going to roll over because you ball-bags threw some

ape movie my way..."

"So, I'll be there for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'll be there for the next GI Joe. I will be there for every last moment of this fucking endless torrent of sequels and remakes until I die in my seat choking on Spider Man-fucking-11!"

Word.

[packman]

2. Turned it off after the third or fourth "fuck"

really, who gives a fuck about a overly sarcastic, self-centered fuck who believes that the world revolves around him giving a fuck.

I am looking forward to seeing this fuckin' movie.

[Lochloosa]

3. Fuckin' A!!!!

[SidDithers]

4. Dude, it's The Onion...nt

Sid

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. You might be missing the basic concept of The Onion.

Psssst......he's not a real movie critic!

[Quixote1818]

6. Isn't he allowed to be driven insane by Hollywood? nt

[snooper2]

8. ROFLMAO the onion always catches one LOL

[ChisolmTrailDem]

9. And then said "fuck" five times yourself. It's The Onion dude. What did you expect? nt

[packman]

10. Not all those fuckin' fucks

it was just too many fucks. Why in the fuck couldn't he just used some other less fuckin' colorful language.

Hey, I love the word - just that this reviewer sucked, even for an Onion review. And just to be clear about it:

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[L0oniX]

7. Another movie about repukes. pffft