Poltergeist Under Couple’s Bed Turns Out to Be Meth Head

[underpants]

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/drugs/poltergeist-couples-bed-turns-meth-head/

On edit - weird story good read. Pictures at link

A Seattle couple returned home to discover that an intruder had trashed their apartment. It was only after the cops had left that they found the human beast hiding under their mattress with a knife

The University District couple returned to their condo late Wednesday night and walked right into a scene straight out of Paranormal Activity. They found their junk mail ripped open and a paint can overturned in their toilet. Someone—or something—had also smeared lotion over their doorknobs, the couple says.

The officers left after 45 minutes. “We didn’t feel threatened, but we were somewhat disturbed,” Brian O’Neill says. “It was a really weird experience.”

-now the couple is alone in the apartment-

The animal noise grew louder. Then the couple heard the sound of fierce scratching. They fled the bedroom and called the cops again. The Seattle Police Department returned to the scene and later offered its own tongue-in-cheek take on the unsettling situation. “Now facing the possibility of having to figure out how to arrest a poltergeist, officers dutifully sped back to the University District condo,” the department wrote in its entertaining and often hilarious crime blotter.

[TwilightGardener]

1. Well...I'd be pretty weirded out just because of the "lotion" on the doorknobs.

Really, I'd have to move, if I were them.

[zappaman]

2. yup