Oh dear - we appear to have upset Ted Nugent

[Siwsan]

Conservative rocker blames left-wing detractors for Indian tribe canceling show

"They literally have an army assigned to destroy Ted Nugent," Nugent told Radio.com. "To call me a racist is a clear act of desperation. Because everybody knows I'm not a racist! My [former] bass player Johnny Gunnel happens to be a black guy. My [former] bass player Marco Mendoza was born in Mexico! Are you kiddin' me? I pay tribute to Martin Luther King in my songs, I've always said my music is a direct result of Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley, and all the black musical heroes of my life."

"These sick, sick, stoned, hygiene-challenged Michael Moore fans, they call in and complain that I'm a racist, they claim I'm a pedophile, that I dodged the draft," he said. "They call all the promoters, they call all the venues, they call all my sponsors, every day. Meanwhile, what am I doing? I'm going to rock my ass off tonight. And tomorrow night. And the next night. I'm having the greatest tour of my life and I'm going to have — I promise you — the greatest hunting season of my life. So I have created the abject fear in the left of how effective I am."

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6177438/ted-nugent-casino-cancellation-response

[PeaceNikki]

1. and he has a black friend

Fuck him.

[lpbk2713]

12. I bet he even calls him Bro.

But I'd also bet he calls him a lot of other thing when he's not around.

[Mnemosyne]

2. "Hygiene challenged"!

[Siwsan]

4. I know! I shower every single day!!

Unlike old Teddy boy's past habits.

[Mnemosyne]

8. He has some serious gall. And I see "Ted for President" bumperstickers around here. nt

[Contrary1]

22. You should encourage these folks to write Ted's name on the ballot.

The more the better.

[Mnemosyne]

23. I believe I shall. I've heard that many will be doing it. Perfect candidate for some.

Thanks for the tip!

[MohRokTah]

9. Yeah that's a bit much from a man who spent a month...

wearing the same pair of pants that he shit and pissed for that month in order to dodge the draft.

A man who shared that story during an interview, I might add.

[Mnemosyne]

26. I remember it, ewww. He's a real peach. nt

[rocktivity]

11. When it comes to being hygiene-challenged

I humbly defer to Mr. Nugent's expertise...


rocktivity

[Mnemosyne]

25. Good perspective, rocktivity. nt

[NealK]

39. Lol!

Couldn't stop laughing when I read that!

[Mnemosyne]

49. Total disconnect in that one!

[pinboy3niner]

40. Kinda nails one reason why none of us wanted him in our foxhole

Besides the fact that we kinda wanted to make it home, and being saddled with a cowardy chickenhawk would have worsened the odds of that.

And I gotta say that even under field combat conditions after living out in the jungle for a month, our hygiene was still far better than Ted's.

[Mnemosyne]

50. My 5yo grandson has better hygiene, and he's a mess usually after his bath too. I cannot imagine how

anyone could have stood that jerk, and agree, you certainly couldn't have trusted him.

[sheshe2]

55. That coming from the man that shit his pants to avoid the draft!

[calimary]

71. Well, he would know, wouldn't he!

[Mnemosyne]

72. I wonder if my g-grandma's saying applies to this? "A skunk smells his own hole first."nt

[calimary]

75. Yeah - no shit! (Pardon the pun!)

And THANK YOU, ted nugent, for so thoughtfully providing us this "Moment of Mirth!"

[Mnemosyne]

83. Gotta' give the smellster credit, has been fun! Great pun, btw... nt

[Xipe Totec]

3. Gimme a moment to try to pretend I care.

Too much?

[Siwsan]

6. And those were some of his milder comments!

The others, from another interview, were too vile to even post.It appears that a nerve has been struck.

[Generic Brad]

5. Should we rename this place "Vermin Underground"?

Crazy Uncle Ted would approve.

[sheshe2]

56. He probably posts on Discussionist. eom

[madamesilverspurs]

7. Our sheriff,

one of those who refused to go along with President Obama's recommendations after Sandy Hook, is running for a seat in the state senate. He's all about guns, guns, and more guns. And his website boasts a ringing endorsement from Nugent. Gahhhh.

[rocktivity]

10. Nugent may never have to tour again -- but he won't have to go broke

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All he has to do from here on in is book a gig, wait for this past to catch up with him, and threaten to show up and perform if they don't pay the cancellation charge! Money for nothing, and his checks are free!


rocktivity

[IrishAyes]

13. Well, we always knew he's delusional among other problems.

Didn't dodge the draft with his shitty pants?

Hasn't publicly expressed a preference for underage females?

Hasn't said racially charged, unrepeatable things about President Obama?

Hasn't suggested the South should've won the Civil War?

Isn't beloved by the KKK?

I could go on, but it would break the internet.

Never mind, we've almost brought Pig Boy down and we can do the same for Teddy Boy given a little more time.

Frankly I favor running all the RWNJs out of town. It isn't like they're redeemable or anything.

[nolabear]

14. Emerald Queen Casino, Tacoma WA Aug 2-3

Just sayin'...

[rocktivity]

18. Not to mention

House of Blues:

Orlando FL August 12

Houston TX August 14

Wagner Noel Performing Art's Center, Midland TX August 17th


rocktivity

[nolabear]

20. Does Dan Aykroyd still own part of HoB?

Because I don't see how he can be down with that tripe.

[freshwest]

42. Another reason to never go there, LOL...

[nolabear]

48. Always wanted to film a zombie film there.

Wouldn't need a thing.

[jmowreader]

58. Also cancelled

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2014/07/24/ted-nugent-washington-casino-cancels-shows/13133233/

[nolabear]

59. You have just made my day.

WE FREAKING ROCK!!

(and that rat bastard freaking does not, at least not in Washington)

[Initech]

67. Puppet Show & Ted Nugent

[jmowreader]

68. I've thought the same thing about Ted's latest tour

He's eventually going to have to play a freeform jazz odyssey in front of a festival crowd due to a shortage of bass players.

[deutsey]

84. LOL

That was nice laugh...thank you!

(And thanks for the reminder that I haven't watch "This is Spinal Tap" in a while).

[Initech]

86. There's just a two words review: "shit sandwich".

"What? They can't print that!"

[Aerows]

15. Ted Nugent

appears to be upset by everything on the Earth. It's because he is disturbed. Anybody that preys on young girls and shits his pants and wears them for weeks isn't all there.

He wouldn't know lack of upset without therapy, which he really should get.

[nolabear]

21. Seriously, I don't think therapy would help.

Some people it can't help. He's not at all troubled by what he's doing. He believes he's a hero and others are the cause of everything bad that happens to him, not his own actions.

What he needs is a world where opinions like his are seen as worthy of pity and summarily ignored.

[Aerows]

24. One word

Nutjob.

[nolabear]

27. LOL!

And a hard one to crack.

[eShirl]

16. He does sound disturbed... and revolting

[lovemydog]

17. "They literally have an army assigned to destroy Ted Nugent"

Literally.

[nolabear]

28. Once again "literally" is literally beyond him.

What a horrible little toad of a man he is.

[freshwest]

44. But at least they don't wave their gun around during shows... Oh, wait, is that is a gun or...

[sheshe2]

57. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!

Now my head hurts! I will have nightmares tonight, freshwest!

[freshwest]

63. CrapPantsFever© wishes it was...

And I'm with you:



He mak kitteh puke!

[sheshe2]

64. Well at least the kitteh is cute.

And very well trained.

[riqster]

76. Literally...

http://m.

[pinboy3niner]

77. Don't mock it

I got DRAFTED by the muslim socialist communist dictator and he's making me wear a rainbow camo uniform!1!!

[lovemydog]

90. Nugent should only write in emoji

[Cha]

19. Brawaaa.. ted nugent has done that all by his asshole self.

[DocMac]

29. How much do the bass players get paid, Ted? nt

[brewens]

30. C'mon guys, Ted Nugent "Pride" how can he be... oh, sorry, that's U2. LOL n/t

[Initech]

31. Once a classless asshole, always a classless asshole!

[lunasun]

32. Don't shit your pants ted it's all true

[easychoice]

33. Hygene challenged? Like Crapping Your Pants at the induction center?

You probably are a Pedo Ted...LOL

[jmowreader]

60. Ted Nugent didn't crap his pants only at the induction center

He crapped his pants for the whole week before his physical.

[easychoice]

65. Yeah,He should get himself in a "Stranglehold"

loser....

[onecaliberal]

34. Excuse me mr. Shit your pant to avoid service.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

35. I'm joining Tom Petty's rock 'n' roll political army, thank you. And Bruce's.

Since Tom has been criticizing the Catholic church.

Never saw Tom live, but as a fan of codge rock (60s-70s-80s) I know he's talented. Except that I can't stand "Freefallin'".



Still high with rock 'n' roll thrills from seeing Queen + Adam Lambert (Brian and Roger=1/2 of Queen) two weeks ago on their North American tour. They're continuing to Japan, Oz and NZ. There's even a Google spreadsheet quantifying their audience and earnings so far!!

[PatrickforO]

36. He is just so...

Creepy.

[StevePaulson]

37. Newsflash for Nugent

Can Nugent name the soldier who died in Vietnam taking his place?

Tell you what Teddy. While my president is doing all he can to make
my life better, my planet less polluted, and hammer out a better
future for my family, you, and the pack of right wing traitors you
hang with call him (and me) names, and oppose him / us in every
way.

In Ted Nugent's world we would all be slaves to the 1%, and
live in the wasteland of Road Warrior.

Go kill some endangered species Teddy. Like we needem' right?
To call Ted Nugent human feces is an insult to poop.

[freshwest]

45. You win the thread!

[dhill926]

51. Bravo!

[Adsos Letter]

38. Ted who?

[xfundy]

41. Ted Nugget-in-his-pants.

[freshwest]

46. CrapPantsFever©

[lovemydog]

47. Wang Dang Sweet Shitstang

[riqster]

91. Pee For All

[nyquil_man]

43. Should someone who shit his pants to avoid military service

really be calling someone else "hygiene-challenged"?

[Initech]

87. Yeah I thought the same thing!

He shit his pants for two weeks, called himself "a walking, talking hunk of human poop" (his words), and he has the balls to call someone else "unclean vermin"? Get real!

[samsingh]

52. nugent protests too loudly

[samsingh]

53. did Nugent sleep with an underage girl?

?

[Lint Head]

54. Hey Ted. It's over. Go to hell!

A coward with a big mouth is the worst coward of all.

[truebluegreen]

61. "...they claim...I dodged the draft...."

Bull puckey.

HE claimed he dodged the draft. At great length, with graphic detail and a lot of glee.


Scum.

[eyeofnewt]

62. Another cancellation

So today the Emerald Queen casino in Tacoma, WA cancelled both of his shows - his reaction should be priceless.

[jberryhill]

66. "I'm not racist. All my slaves are black." Theo Beauregard Nugent, 1856

Stop paying your bass players and see how long they stick around, Ted.

[jmowreader]

69. Isn't ALL rock music influenced by Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley?

[U4ikLefty]

70. Yup, Chuck Berry is the real King of Rock n Roll.

[doxydad]

73. Elvis is the King.

Chuck Berry is the Duke, but Elvis still is the king.

[HughBeaumont]

74. Pants-Shat Fevuuuuuuur!

Well, I don't know where they come from but they sure do come
I know they're comin' for me
And I don't know how other chickenhawks do it
But I know I'd rather flee

Suddenly got Pants shat fever
Pants shat fever

Well, the first time that I lost control of those bowels
Was around about four
When it comes to shooting targets that shoot back
I'd rather shit in my drawers

Cause I'll get Pants shat fever
Pants shat fever
I got some reeking Pants shat fever
Pants shat fever

It's nothin' dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got the doo-doo train
You know you got it when you, you're allegedly going insane
It makes a grown man cry and smell bad, oh won't you piss my bed

Well, I stain the whities with the grunt of my ass
They're getting messes from me
They know just where to go when they need their loaded diaper man
They know I'm doin' it to flee

I give them Pants shat fever
Pants shat fever
It's smellin bad, Pants shat fever
The Pants shat fever!

[lovemydog]

92. Duzy

[L0oniX]

78. Gee ...does this mean Ted is hurting? I think so ...or he wouldn't be spouting this shit.

[abakan]

82. I don't think he is that hurt.

I think this is an ego thing. Like, "How dare anyone cancel my concerts!". He is an angry man, and is always looking for reasons to lash out at the world. The repubs have given him the means to do it in a very public way.

[mikeysnot]

79. Why are conservative and gun nuts soooo

thin skinned?

[truebluegreen]

80. Pity. nt

[Renew Deal]

81. Didn't he say that he'd be "dead or in jail" by now?

So I think he's working on destroying himself.

[Gothmog]

85. Greg Abbot's relationship with Nugent will be an issue in Texas governors race

Nugent was a spokesperson for Abbott on gun issues and Abbott will have to account for Nugent's stupidity

[Mike Daniels]

88. I notice that Nugent doesn't dispute the things people say about him (racist, pedophile, draft)

he's just pissed that people bring them up.

Personally, whether Nugent dodged the draft either though bad hygiene or student deferment (his explanation) is beside the point. THe only thing that should matter is that he refused to serve.

As such, for him to berate or challenge anyone else patriotism (or lack thereof) is the most obnoxious thing I find about him.

[lovemydog]

93. No kidding. It's like Ted Bundy complaining

'those liberals say I murdered people.'

[backscatter712]

89. Looks like he shit himself... again. nt

[pinboy3niner]

94. When the money train screeches to a halt, he'll have a lucrative new career...

...as the poster boy for...