Church leader arrested for soliciting dog sex

[Ken Burch]

http://latest.com/2014/08/church-leader-arrested-soliciting-dog-sex/

In another SHOCKING turn of events, a devout church leader who preached morality has again been arrested for some bizarre sex crime. In this case, soliciting sex with a dog and another animal via Craigslist.

Jerry Hill, age 56, of Missouri’s Windermere Baptist Conference Center, was arrested after he allegedly used the Internet to try to find a dog to have sex with. He was formally charged with attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse, and released after posting bond totaling $1,000.

The investigation began a week earlier when the local cops got a tip that someone had posted an ad on Craigslist looking for two types of animals with which to have sex. One of the animals sought was a dog. Police declined for some unknown reason to say what other type of animal sought was. A detective exchanged emails with Hill under the guise of offering a dog that Hill could have sex with. Hill made arrangements to travel to an agreed upon location to have sex with the dog. He was instead arrested without incident after he met the deputy.

No actual animals were involved or harmed.

[Tom Ripley]

1. Ruh roh!

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Okay, though, it wasn't actually the dogs who were answering the ads.

I'm all, Jesus, dogs use craigslist now? Whoda thought?

[get the red out]

3. Craigslist is lethal to dogs

People find pets to abuse constantly in that site. I despise Craigslist for that reason. It is a resource for sociopaths and perverts.

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Agreed.

A different kind of underground all together. These cretins make me sick.

[joeybee12]

18. Agreed...I wish they could ban those there...nt

[tblue37]

5. Of course the pervert's intention to harm the animals is evil,

and I am glad he got caught before he could hurt some poor dog. But I am also blown away by his incredible stupidity. Why did he need to announce in the ad that he wanted the dog for sex? He could have just claimed that he wanted a pet.

[littlemissmartypants]

7. It is their lack of thought that makes them so easy to brainwash. nt

[littlemissmartypants]

6. That is the look I see when I imagine my dogs saying,

"Whadayamean, we are not riding in the car?"

[yuiyoshida]

8. That photo had me

[2pooped2pop]

13. yeah, it cracked me up too n/t

[Hoppy]

9. Now that you think of it, look at the bedroom eyes on the one in the left. He probably caint help

hisself.

Why, sling your Glock holster over the bedpost and that honey will just snuggle right up to ya.

Jesus would certainly approve or he wouldn't send the temptation.

[intaglio]

10. Obviously this minister was deranged by his fear of the President

Thanks, Obama!

Great picture.

[Liberal_in_LA]

11. ewww

[Douglas Carpenter]

12. so what you saying is that Rick Santorum's predictions turned out to be right

[Initech]

14. And he would have got away with it too if it weren't for those meddling police officers!

[hifiguy]

15. Inside every puritan is a pervert

trying to get out.

[msanthrope]

16. See? This is what gay marriage leads to!!! Perfectly nice, decent Christians

letting their freak flags fly!!!!

(Total Sarcasm, not meant to offend anyone!!)

[Orrex]

17. I'm not sure that I understand what "unlawful sex with an animal" means.

Doesn't that imply that there's lawful sex with an animal?

[jberryhill]

27. Yes there is

Due to the risk of injury and the impracticality of transporting bulls for this purpose, cattle, dairy cows, and quite a few other animals are not bred without, shall we say, human assistance.

http://www.bovine-elite.com/semen.asp

We have semen available for purchase from over 25 breeds of beef cattle, including the largest stock of Angus, Braford, Brahman, Brangus, Charolais, Simbrah and Simmental in the United States. We are always looking for great bulls to add to our lineup, so do not hesitate to contact us if you have an outstanding sire prospect.

[Orrex]

29. Now that you mention it...

In college I met a woman who had a work-study job that required very close familiarity with a number of breeding rams in that context.

Until this very minute I never thought of it in terms of "lawful sex," but I guess we're all here to learn.

[jberryhill]

32. It's always about definitions

One would imagine the operative definition here has an intent element, such that a distinction could be made between someone running a semen business and someone obtaining it for entertainment purposes.

[bullwinkle428]

19. What is the over/under on the numbers of times this asshole has

made the argument against marriage equality by bringing up the "people will want to marry their dogs" angle?

But then I had to look at the doggy photo again to go

[snooper2]

20. Well, he has the face only a dog can love

[BainsBane]

21. Those doggy expressions are perfect

I seriously

Lord knows what the other type of animal was. Must have been really freaky if they won't say.

[hifiguy]

23. Don't know, but there was a guy

in Wisconsin who was busted for trying to have sex with a dead deer.

http://www.care2.com/news/member/100041282/644024

He then moved on to assaulting cops in Wal-Mart parking lots.

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/08/bryan_hathaway_duluth-area_dead_deer_sexer_allegedly_assaults_officer_at_wal_mart.php

Where the FUCK do these people come from? And no I don't mean Wisconsin.

[BainsBane]

24. Now, now

No cheese-head bigotry.

Maybe it was the cat-eating python from Florida?

[hifiguy]

25. Oh it isn't only the cheeseheads

though WI is one of the weirder states in the union. Weirdos and freaks abound all over.

A hundred years ago everyone in your average little Lake Wobegon type town may have known that Crazy Ol' Eb, who lived just outside the city limits, like to fuck sheep. People ignored him or kept quiet about it. It was a local thing. Today's Ebs, thanks to the miracle of the Intertubes, can set up the International Sheep-Fuckers' Union website, complete with literature for download, a schedule of upcoming events and a variety of inflatable sheep for sale for those times when pickings are bad or for the devotee stuck in a comparatively sheep-free zone such as Manhattan or other large cities.

Interconnectedness has been a mixed blessing.

[Ken Burch]

37. I'm thinking ferret.

A cat would know better than to get anywhere near this guy.

[BainsBane]

38. Why would the cop's withhold that information?

That's what I don't understand.

[Ken Burch]

39. Maybe the ferret is in the Witness Protection Program.

Maybe there are just some things even cops can't get their heads around.

[City Lights]

22. Sick.

Jesus wept.

[KansDem]

26. Perhaps he's a devout believer in the story of "Canine and Able" (nt)

[hifiguy]

30. That deserves a

[Go Vols]

28. :/

[NuclearDem]

31. He really must like it r--

I'll stop now.

[Bombero1956]

33. Like I said elsewhere nasty bastard

[elias49]

34. Kind of an English bulldog look about this freak. n/t

[Rex]

35. WTF!?!

Lemme see if I got this right...a 'devout follower of the Lord', was soliciting for sex with a dog and animal X on Craigslist? AGAIN?

[Blue Owl]

36. Santorum wept.

[meow2u3]

40. Show me a "devout" conservative Christian(ist) and I'll show you a pervert

who has a closet full of skeletons.

Meanwhile, RWNJs keep blaming liberals for the sins and crimes of conservatives.