i have a soldering iron ,a ball peen hammer,and needlenose pliers...feeling patriotic today!

[SwampG8r]

I hope I don't get afraid of something or I may have to get all patriotic up in here!

[hifiguy]

1. i am tempted to point you in the direction of the nearest

teatalitarian, but I am too nice to do that.

[Turbineguy]

3. You could

fix my amplifier!

[SwampG8r]

4. i will go in and extract everything they can make up

I will make them confess to killing papa doc with their voodoo
I will stack them up so high I will be awarded a congressional medal
when you see that pile of beaten and battered bodies you will say " now there goes a man who loves his country"

[House of Roberts]

2. I'll see your soldering iron, ball peen hammer, and needlenose pliers,

and raise you a cordless drill, splitting wedge and a left-handed pipe wrench!

[SwampG8r]

5. we would be more patriotic than the founding fathers

eta: thanks for the drill headsup I added it to my bag

[Demeter]

35. The Founding Fathers had Books and Quills

and a saying: "The pen is mightier than the sword"

We have the modern phrase to add: "In the hands of your average bankster, Supreme Court Justice, or Congressman, the pen is deadly, indeed!"

[hifiguy]

13. Do NOT forget the football bat.

Be thorough.

[yuiyoshida]

25. I would like to contribute some Elmers Glue

[calimary]

26. I've got a Dremel, a drill press and some needle-nose pliers!

[zeemike]

37. You people are so primitive.

Electricity is the answer...give me a 240 volt transformer and I can make em squeal like a pig.

[onecaliberal]

38. Don't forget the nail gun.

[pinboy3niner]

48. Check

[L0oniX]

7. Don't forget super glue and bailing twine.

[SwampG8r]

11. im double checking my tools for patriotism

I noticed some or most is not made in amurica
puts a serious crimp on my patriotic hand tools
I can get patriotic baling wire is super glue a patriot company?

[LordGlenconner]

8. You should go visit Eddie Snowden

[SwampG8r]

14. why? is he lonely?

he doesn't frighten me so I couldn't, in all fairness, be a patriot to him

or is this an attempt to be sanctimonious?

[bullwinkle428]

9. I raise you one "Sawz-All"!

[SwampG8r]

12. are they still made in milwaukee?

if not I couldn't use a foreign made tool for patriotic self defense
that I believe would just make it run of the mill torture

[littlemissmartypants]

28. I just bought a sewing awl. I am thrilled to say it's

Made in the USA!

[BKH70041]

10. Deep Thoughts

If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

[Jackpine Radical]

24. Random thoughts

Where's my beer & traveling money?

[hifiguy]

32. That is a blast from the DU past!

So here's another.

YAK!!

[progressoid]

15. um...

i'm out of the loop. What's the reference?

[ieoeja]

46. Obama calling the torturers "patriotic" and excusing them for acting out of fear. n/t

[progressoid]

50. Ah, thanks.

I've been on the road and not been able to keep up.

[rhett o rick]

16. Apparently you don't watch "Scandal". The patriotic use hand drills. nm

[SwampG8r]

17. american made?nt

[rhett o rick]

18. What does "American Made" mean? I have a vague recollection but can't quite get it. nm

[SwampG8r]

19. usually it means

made by slaves in a foreign land and then assembled for sale in the us.

[Arkansas Granny]

20. I have duct tape!!!

[SwampG8r]

21. now there goes a woman who loves her country! nt

[csziggy]

22. No American can be patriotic without duct tape

And don't forget the WD-40.



Somewhere I have the Universal Repair Flow Chart for which the ultimate answer is either duct tape or WD-40. A surprising number of cases one or the other will fix a problem.

[Arkansas Granny]

23. Don't leave home without it!

[hifiguy]

34. Part of the basic Gigging Rock and Roll Band toolkit.

Duck tape
WD-40
Soldering iron
Screwdriver large enough to pry up manhole covers.

If ya can't fix it with that, to hell with it.

[OnyxCollie]

39. Hmm, I noticed you chose not to use the collectible military WD-40 cans.

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So how long have you been an associated force of Al Qaeda?

[csziggy]

40. I only took the lazy Amurcan route and used a Wikipedia picture!

No slight on the military intended.

[OnyxCollie]

42. Lazy Amurcan?

Seems legit.

CLEAR!

[pinboy3niner]

41. My family was so poor, all we could afford was WD-39. nt

[OnyxCollie]

43. WD-40, 41...

Whatever it takes.

[hootinholler]

49. We used JB-80*

Twice as good! It says so on the can.

*: Actual product.

[mopinko]

36. you beat me to it. how can you be a patriot

without duct tape?
great pic.

[littlemissmartypants]

27. If it is dangerous and makes noise I'm all in.

Can I bring the red, white and blue fireworks?

[Orsino]

29. We have ways of making you salute. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

30. Is it safe?

[blkmusclmachine]

31. I'd say something, but I don't want to get all sanctimonious on you. MUST. LOOK. FORWARD.

Jigsaw for President !!

[Liberal_in_LA]

33. lol. this thread is a hoot

[Iron Man]

44. I have Iron Patriot armor.

Can't get more Murican than that.

[hfojvt]

45. you still need a bell, and a song

a simple hammer is not enough

[NuclearDem]

47. What the hell did I just walk into?

[jberryhill]

51. Question

On a ball peen hammer, which end is the ball and which end is the peen?

[pinboy3niner]

53. If you can't tell your ball from your peen, I'm afraid we can't help you

[petronius]

55. ...

[AtomicKitten]

54. Giddyup.

[Rex]

56. Remember, it is okay to stand your ground as long as you THINK they are evil doers.

This man was no doubt thankful when 'patriots' showed up to liberate his country!


Here we see a patriotic dog and his patriotic master, confronting a sanctimonious evil doer!

[Skeeter Barnes]

57. Thank you for your service.

[GeorgeGist]

58. I'm sure there's some sanctimonious folks who need ...

patriotizing.

[quaker bill]

59. I have several cross peen hammers, a welding torch, an anvil, and all sort and kinds of pliers

perhaps I am missing the point.

[woo me with science]

60. kick