Apparently, Sarah Palin dropped acid and then decided to respond to Elizabeth Warren.

[kpete]

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Palin and purgatory
by digby

If, by chance, you haven't yet ponied up the hundred bucks for your yearly subscription to Sarah Palin's new web channel, here's an example of what you're missing:

“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was... Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because ...

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[femmocrat]

1. I can't bear to watch it, but your transcript was mind-boggling.

I can hear that screech inside my head now. LOL

[Voice for Peace]

30. I thought the transcript was going to be some kind of humorous DU captioning... whoa

that's a literal transcript.

and I heartily recommend you watch it.. it just may
make your day.

[spanone]

2. my dog just left a turd on my floor with more intelligence than this hideous bimbo

[malaise]

8. ROFL

She makes the worst word salad look like world class prose

[spanone]

9. it's truly a clown show. how someone with a gnats intelligence has such attention is beyond me

[lunatica]

42. She speaks in word clouds now

One of her brain cells finally crashed into the other one.

[malaise]

47. Seriously if it is possible

She's getting worse.

[lunatica]

57. She's discovering new frontiers within the confines of her skull

There is progress though. A thought was trying to be born but ended up stillborn. With a little more experience she'll take us into brain places never known before.

[malaise]

68. But two thoughts have never clicked in that brain

at the same time.
Why would anyone pay money to watch this ignoramus spew a higher level of garbled bullshit.

[barkway]

75. peas in pods

Why? Because they share her IQ?

[lunatica]

92. Evolution in the brain power to use more that whatever percent is used

is a riveting and fascinating thing, especially for those scientists who study the brain.

tee-hee...!

[riqster]

87. "Sickness will surely take the mind where minds can't usually go."

Of course, Tommy ended up in a bad way, now I remember the story.

[jmowreader]

141. If there were any actual prosecutors in Alaska, she'd end up in a worse one

Let's put it this way: There's a reason Frank Murkowski chose a jet that can fly from Alaska to Arizona as his official plane, and if anyone up there were to bother to look into the Wasilla hockey rink or the Matanuska Maid Creamery she'd find out what it was.

[riqster]

142. Alas, not much gets looked into up there.

[MrMickeysMom]

79. ...

Nice! At least he shaped something that could be described by words!

[brush]

208. Apparently she still thinks it's cute . . .

to make little wisecracks (unwise, really) about things and think that people can follow her disjointed, off-on-a-thousand-silly-tangents-at-once train of thought.

You're no cute twenty-something anymore that can get by with a wink, a giggle and a smart alec remark, Palin — time to grow up, you're 50 for God's sake. That silly shit doesn't work anymore. And it never should have. God, Wasilla, what were you thinking?

And McCain and your whole campaign brain trust, what were you thinking by foisting this bimbo off onto the nation?

[MineralMan]

3. Acid? Vinegar is acidic and would make an excellent dressing

for this word salad, if combined with a little olive oil. Bon Appetit!

[Stellar]

4. ??????

[JaneyVee]

5. OMG she sounds DUMB. Like the

Stereotypical description of what you think of when you hear that someone is dumb.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

179. The phrase I would use is "She is stark, raving stupid"

She also shows her ignorance of minimum wage jobs and the people who have them.

[Octafish]

6. ''I take mine with mescaline.''

[madokie]

7. KO nailed her a long time ago

when he said "That woman is an Idiot"

[brewens]

11. The interview with Couric when she couldn't name one news publication she read. She has

a journalism degree I think. How could she not be able to name a couple? It may have been a pretty nice trap though. Katie was probably armed with followup questions about recent stories in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and a few others she might name. I doubt Palin sniffed that out and cleverly dodged the question though! LOL

[Frustratedlady]

23. She might have dodged the question at the time, but...

it follows her to this day.

How many colleges did it take to get her a degree? Five? My brain won't let me remember, but I thought it was somewhere in that area.

[catbyte]

89. 6, actually, lol

[Frustratedlady]

93. For real? I'm sure her failure was the fault of each of the colleges.

I guess I was being generous at 5.

[catbyte]

110. I know, pathetic, isn't it? All I know is that John McCain will NEVER live that down.

He knows what he did & I think that's part of the reason why he hates Obama so much. In those 3:00 a.m. dark moments of his soul, he knows that Obama is a much better man than him & his ego can't take it. He knows he put the country at risk picking that evil, vile idiot for VP. "Country First", my Aunt Fanny.

[Frustratedlady]

117. I think he had other plans for Ms. Palin, as witnessed by his twisting of his wedding band

while mentally undressing her as she gave her speech. I'll never be able to wipe that image out of my mind. To say he was trying as best he could to justify his projected plans is an understatement.

Gag!

[catbyte]

124. Ew, lol. I need to grab the brain bleach!

[Iwillnevergiveup]

160. McCain

still owes this country a huge, heartfelt apology for bringing her onboard.

[nxylas]

168. Not really

If he hadn't, he might have been President

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

185. I know a conservative who believes that Couric asked her a "gotcha question".

Of course, how is "What newspapers and magazines do you read?" an unfair question? I should mention that the conservative I just mentioned believes that the Republican ticket in 2016 should be Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. I told her that ticket would be the Democrat's wet dream.

This snippet reminded me of that word salad of a resignation speech that Palin made, in which she showed that she was not a quitter by, well, quitting.

Sometimes I get the idea that at least some conservatives prize stupidity. How else can you explain the popularity of Palin and Michelle Bachmann?

[brewens]

190. You've seen the William Shatner beat peotry reading of the Palin speech haven't you?

If not, go to Youtube and check it out. It's priceless!

You're right about prizing stupidity. It makes them mad if anyone talks about things that are over their heads. Someone just saying all kinds of "Americany" words glazes their eyes over and brings a big smile to their faces.

[uppityperson]

198. I had to look it up, that is really good. She tried reading from Shatner's book but it just made he

her sound smart. Not funny, just smart and trying to be mean.

[Demonaut]

10. I almost alerted to this post............it hurts my head

[edhopper]

12. She was like...idunno

but isn't she for the little guy, but you know I thought Conserves were all work hard and all...and Obamas ACA will shut down McDonalds cause he's a Muslim. but you know Todd and I....

[Jackpine Radical]

76. Poe just died.

[onecaliberal]

13. Who can even understand

[homegirl]

156. Perhaps

she was drunk while filming this clip? Or, she forgot to write it on her hand.

[onecaliberal]

159. Maybe

It's bizarre!

[hedgehog]

14. I thought the transcript was a parody until I listened to the clip......

[likesmountains 52]

134. Me too! i thought it was too garbled to be true.

[Quasimodem]

206. You need the proper atmosphere when listening to a Sarah Palin speech

They never quite jell unless turkeys are being decapitated in the background.

[Beartracks]

207. rofl

You're crackin' me up!

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[Botany]

15. please somebody tell me this isn't real

[Zambero]

52. Well it's definitely unreal

Palin does not even make an effort to respond to the premise of Warren's argument, that those who work in the fast food industry are entitled to receive a decent living wage. It immediately degenerates into an illogical "vegan vs. carnivore" spiel. Palin is essentially unable to focus on or respond to the core issue raised by Warren, instead relying on ridicule and thinly veiled false equivalency. In failing to do so, she quickly loses the argument, letting Warren's comments go unchallenged. More absurdity to follow, enhanced by the realization that some are apparently willing to pay for this drivel.

[Systematic Chaos]

16. She is spurring her sleech and sounds like she's...

...dosed up on a veritable MOUNTAIN of something illicit.

She also is beginning to look like Skeletor on a bad day.

[Botany]

67. She was on something or she has had or was having a stroke

[Ilsa]

139. This was my line of thought...

She must be regularly using something, a stimulant, to lose weight and stay jacked up and it's messing with her already depleted brain. My guess is that her family will have to force an intervention in a few years.

[Fred Sanders]

144. Alcohol is my wager......someone should start a poll.

What drug is Sarah on?

Winners will announced when she is finally outed, or outs herself for the publicity she craves more than vodka.

[Ilsa]

146. Yes, she sounded drunk when she was delivering

her typical Mean speech at a dinner a couple of weeks ago.

I can't help but wonder if her self-medicating is related to her role as a mother of a disabled child. But this weight loss thing makes me wonder if she is going through a midlife crisis.

[grilled onions]

17. She Couldn't Pass High School Speech Class

But it does remind me of a sad excuse in an English class where you had to do a speech but the student never even scribbled a note for it and is trying to stretch the five minute speech by babbling, scratching his head and make half azzed sentences the norm. Way to go "quitter at halftime" , you have just created a video named "Mistakes one can make in speech class 101".

[BlueJazz]

18. kpete..I'm embarrassed to point this out but you got the transcript all wrong.

(no, I didn't watch the video)

Anyway, your transcript is all mixed up and quite unintelligible. Most of the sentences and words make little sense & tend to ...ah..just go nowhere.
It's ...it's like you asked a 1st grade child what they thought of quantum physics.

I'm sorry to be so harsh but I also thought you would like to correct what (obviously) you actually heard.

[kpete]

21. Did Sarah

tell you to post that reply?


lol,
peace,
kp

[DRoseDARs]

99. That thing wot you did there, I see it. nt

[TxVietVet]

19. Dumber than a f*ckin' rock.

She and gwbu$h (aka 'the crackhead') have voices that I just cannot listen to. They both make me want to throw up.

[Tribalceltic]

20. My cat keeps trying to cover up my monitor now

[fredamae]

22. The "ugliness" of her

soul is now reflected in appearance. I do not intend this to be a personal snark-it's something I've noticed over the past few months-The bs she spews is wearing on her-hard.

[cilla4progress]

31. I've been noticing this for quite some time

I guess we can be heartened by the notion that her life is a living hell, given her reputation and public image. A very hated woman. And yes, it shows up in her face.

Shame on you, John McCain.

[fredamae]

37. I agree-It's the Hate

But it's the Hate in her heart--I doubt she has enough of a conscience to feel or notice or care about the hate directed to her, cuz that's "our fault". You have to be able to "emotionally feel" something besides greed and want for more riches, imo...

[Voice for Peace]

34. I've been noticing something similar. Ugliness tends to show up sooner or later in the face.

Mostly in this clip she seems boring bored and completely unfocused
seemingly having no idea what to say or even what she is talking
about..

[fredamae]

53. True-but then isn't

that the point? That's what shes always wanted-a mic, a stage (or backdrop) and uninterrupted, unlimited ability to spew? Perhaps she too may come to realize the empty head syndrome.
You just perfectly, imo, described her journalistic prowess today, yesterday and her tomorrows. She "peaked" a long, long, long time ago.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

121. Someone must have destroyed the portrait in her attic

You may or may not get that reference.

[dionysus]

150. sarah grey...

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

24. I get it. She's ripping off "Drunk History" on Comedy Central.

Except there's no history.

[beac]

187. Drunk Sophistry. n/t

[nolabear]

200. ...

[Ruby the Liberal]

25. We have Ranch, French, 1000 Island and a delicious Raspberry Vinagerette

[hobbit709]

26. Whatever she's on isn't acid. Acid doesn't make you stupid.

[2naSalit]

33. She looks like

she's on meth. Most meth-heads make more sense... but she never had any to begin with.

Look at the positives here, now she is contained on a channel you have to pay for to see this crap.

[namaste2]

49. She lives on Red Bull and diet pills. Loopy times infinity.

[yuiyoshida]

27. Just watching her try to respond...

gives me a headache, .. **goes to look for some aspirin**

[zeemike]

28. Nope, people on acid make more sense than that.

The chilling thing to me is that she could have been elected to high office.
WTF is wrong with us?

[Hekate]

138. Nothing's "wrong with us" in that regard: McCain/Palin went down the hole. I knew Repubs who refused

... to vote for "war hero" McCain because of Palin.

Gods, she is scary.

[PAProgressive28]

29. That was one of the most incredible things I have ever seen

People PAY for that? People are PROUD to be on that side of America?

[lunatica]

46. To some people she makes perfect sense.

Imagine what their perception is of the real world.

[Turbineguy]

32. She should drop more acid.

She couldn't even debate GW Bush with that.

[Joe Bacon]

64. No, she just dropped her facade and showed she IS an ass!

[randome]

35. Do not let this transmission escape the planet.

We have enough problems without causing injury to our galactic neighbors. Surely we have satellites capable of redirecting this stream of nonsense to somewhere it can do some good, say to ISIS or Putin's dreams.

Remember that dumb movie, 2007's The Signal? Madness will ensue.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]

[Scuba]

36. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

[fredamae]

41. Don't be so hard on

Hammers-they serve a purpose-they have value beyond cost

[gordianot]

38. Add to this her recent performance in Denver her condition is getting worse.

[catbyte]

98. I was thinking the same thing. She sounded hammered or someone slipped 'luudes

into her Diet Dr. Pepper.

[Zambero]

39. One last time, Thank you John McCain

You may have lost, but your ill-advised running mate who had no interest in governance to begin with seems to have found her "element" in spewing mindless gibberish for those intractably ignorant individuals who are also eager and willing to part with their money.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

123. His legacy is the Klondike Kardashian

Picked from obscurity and told she was exceptional when she is little more than a common idiot.

[SalviaBlue]

40. She sure says "I dunno" a lot.

Bless her heart, she's trying to tell the truth.

[lunatica]

54. "I dunno" is her segueway into mocking someone.

She has lots of 'tells'. In this case she's evidently attempting to say something against Elizabeth Warren. This will probably elicit a puzzled look from Warren, if anything, in which case Sarah Palin will think she wins with her 'gotcha' snark.

[thesquanderer]

43. Hey, I'm a liberal, and I enjoy my fast food! (n/t)

[EEO]

44. Country First, huh? I don't think so Johnny boy. I think she is getting dumber.

[randome]

45. Close your eyes, focus on your breathing and listen to this garbage looped.

After two or three repetitions, you'll start to feel transparent, free of gravity, capable of moving anywhere through Time and Space.

When your computer has committed suicide and the madness ends, you'll feel like you've just completed an acid trip -without drugs being involved!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]

[abakan]

74. LOL What you said!

[DRoseDARs]

103. Stare into the abyss...

...the abyss looks like Sarah Palin winking.

[2pooped2pop]

48. didn't she have notes on her hand?

or a teleprompter? or something? I'm sure it sounded better to the voices in her head. Too bad, her show won't last because she is definitely providing a service. (to the comedians)

[BlueJazz]

50. (Second post on this subject) I can just hear comedians all over the world saying>

Thank you, thank you to the powers that be...I've just hit the Mother-lode!

[marble falls]

51. I would have rather read the transcript. Her voice absolutely annoys.....

but watching was well worth it. She obviously is now realizing the need for content now that she actually has to give her peeps something for their $9.95 a month.

This is going to go down fast.

I read somewhere Glen Beck has apologized for telling lies to public while on Fox.

The pendulum has changed direction.

[groundloop]

55. I don't wanna' know how someone got ahold of this video clip

I hate to encourage lawlessness, but I certainly hope nobody actually paid this twit for access to her site. I'd hate to think she's gotten one red cent from intelligent liberals who paid for a subscription just to laugh at her.

[Ineeda]

172. I, too would never encourage dishonesty, but...

if that $9.95 payment comes with an access login and password, and that access just happens to be passed around to a multitude of friends, well... who knows what might happen.

[alphafemale]

56. Um....OK

[Marr]

58. Hero of the Stupid

[Jack Rabbit]

59. The word salid was tossed more than usual

That lady puts the in in incoherent.

[MannyGoldstein]

60. Somebody PLEASE make it go away

It just won't go away, like a wart or patch of psoriasis.

[liberal N proud]

61. That is a tossed word salad

[Cyrano]

62. English speaks does she?

Sounds like Yoda on a really bad LSD trip.

[Leith]

63. She Pushed One of My Buttons

The strawman

She defines liberals and attacks us for her own mistaken beliefs.

I've said it before: it won't be long before we hear that she is in rehab for her addiction to "controlled substances," which will be prescription drugs. Her speech is definitely slurred and her disjointed partial sentence pattern is getting worse.

[Frustratedlady]

107. But, I wonder how many million$ she has made in the interim?

Is she prostituting herself or has she been forced by Todd and others to keep bringing in the buck$?

Does he even earn any money?

I see their daughter is in/near bankruptcy and about to lose her house. Maybe that's why Momma is into all these new gigs.

[jmowreader]

143. The Matanuska-Susitna Borough is the Meth Capital of Alaska

Look at "eyes," "body language" and "behaviors." Then attempt to watch that video again.

http://methlabhomes.com/definition-of-a-meth-tweaker/

[ewagner]

65. Help.....

my IQ is being lowered by the second!!!!

Should have been a warning before you "clicked it"...

[Half-Century Man]

66. Her head is so far up her ass, she can the the back of her incisiors.

I think she would be confused by "Do you like pudding?".

[Amethyst Ring]

69. She got one thing right and repeated it several times.

'I dunno'...

[Enrique]

70. touche

[Pendrench]

71. I think this says it all...

[lovemydog]

164. That rant never gets old.

[Arkansas Granny]

72. I think she's channeling Tina Fey.

Or Gracie Allen, I dunno.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

73. Come on guys,...You all know her fans just want her to get naked....

They like em dumb.

[MrMickeysMom]

77. Isn't that what Ray Crock said about McDonald's jobs?

"They are the stepping stones" jobs that high school kids learn from before the real work force. Too bad Ray isn't around to see the work force of McDonalds today. Not only is the workforce average age 29 and there high school graduates stuck in those jobs, but families depend on those jobs to sustain them. Employees have started striking for fair labor practices. What a crock of crap that is.

Palin doesn't carry off anything spontaneously, does she? That woman is STILL an idiot. Good luck with getting a lot of low information voters with those same kind of jobs to stay with your channel, dim wit.

[NastyRiffraff]

78. I will never get back those 50 seconds I spent watching this

Ugh. Double ugh. It's no longer just word salad; this is throwing random words in the shape of turds onto a wall.

At least with a word salad you could attempt to block out the nonsense by picturing fresh, leafy greens with a good vinegarette.

[shenmue]

80. What?

She sounds like she just got the laughing stuff at the dentist's office.

[GeorgeGist]

81. Acid is way saner than that.

[libodem]

82. Rut row

Somebody hopped into to their walk in closet with a can of air freshener.

The Alaska thunder fuck must be powerful this season.

[tea and oranges]

83. Call Me Shallow

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But the only thing that interests me in the aging cadre of conservative women is the amount of botox they're using. Coulter & Palin seem to be tied currently for the shitload most.

It's something you can tell w/o benefit of sound!

Updated: Just watched bit of a clip w/ Laura Ingraham. She's a contender! Nothing moved in that face except mouth & eyes.

[catbyte]

84. WOW. That wilted word salad isn't even suitable for compost, LOL.

[Blue Owl]

85. Man, that is methed up...

n/t

[Rex]

86. WTF was that!?!?

[Enrique]

95. that was...

9.95/month

[DRoseDARs]

101. A stroke caught on camera as it happened...

Ego stroke, sure, but a stroke.

[stopwastingmymoney]

88. I couldn't bear to watch it either, but...

Your thread title alone made me LLOL!

So thanks for that anyway

[drynberg]

90. OUR GIRL DOESN'T DISAPPOINT!

In fact she went way beyond a nod and wink...in fact I'd say she's said it all and can now retire or just quit.

[tridim]

91. She's whacked out of her gourd.

I've seen opioid addicts act like this.

[AtomicKitten]

94. Speaking of fast food, Palin's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

96. There's 46 seconds of my life I'll never get back

Seriously WTF do people see in Palin? Her gibberish in that video confirms my opinion that she's nothing but soft core porn for the tea party crowd.

[DRoseDARs]

97. I couldn't believe that was the transcript. My god, it's word-for-word... nt

[KittyWampus]

100. English Majors… I DARE you to try and diagram that sentence!

[DRoseDARs]

104. Her mouth needs better government regulation with the money she's taking in...

[catbyte]

113. And to think she graduated with a BA in journalism. The school should have its

accreditation yanked. Well, the one out of 6 that actually awarded that degree.

[ThoughtCriminal]

148. It cannot be done in two dimensions

or even three. It's a 5-dimensional Klein Bottle of madness that will turn you to stone if you stare too long.

[lastlib]

102. I just felt my IQ drop twenty points............

That doesn't even qualify as word salad.

[hollowdweller]

105. a lot of the poor rural folk who like Palin

Probably work in the food industry and may not totally be down with what she tried to say.

[xocet]

106. "Well, I think that I had to do what I think is best for the future of the country." --John McCain

The context of the above quotation follows:

Transcript: John McCain on 'FOX News Sunday'
Published September 01, 2008

...

WALLACE: The choice of a running mate is the first presidential- level decision that you've made. Why shouldn't we think that this is really about politics, about reaching out to women, especially to Hillary Clinton supporters?

MCCAIN: Well, I think that I had to do what I think is best for the future of the country. That's the point here. And I think, by any parameter of judgment, given the economic difficulties that we're facing today, especially on jobs and health care and insurance, these are issues — health insurance and education, these are the issues that, really, Americans are most concerned about.

Americans are concerned about our nation's security. And I think she (Sarah Palin) has exercised and shown the judgment to address those issues. But she also understands the fact that people in America are sitting down at the kitchen table this morning, as we speak, and saying, how are we going to stay in our homes? How are we going to keep our health insurance? How are we going to educate our kids? And some of them have just lost their jobs.

So I think Governor Palin is uniquely — as a governor, she has had executive experience. She didn't sit in the state legislature. She didn't vote just with her party and go along to get along. Senator Obama has never taken on the leaders of his party on any issue. You tell me a time when he had. She has been an independent spirit that has taken them on at every opportunity.

...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/09/01/transcript-john-mccain-on-fox-news-sunday/

Now, that is quite the feather in John McCain's cap!

[Crowman1979]

108. Reminds me of the Sam Losco speech from the Trailer Park Boys.

This was after the boys put shrooms in his hotdogs.

[Ikonoklast]

171. "Mr. Lahey, you're drunk!"

"You have to be the alcohol, Randy-Bo-Bandy."

[world wide wally]

109. At some point, she'll figure out (or be advised) that it would be easier to just show Sean Hannity

reruns.

[zonkers]

111. The spawn of John McCain. Thanks, John boy.

[Moostache]

112. Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive (Palinese)...

Keep in mind, we here at DU and in the rational thinking world are NOT the target audience for this performance art. In fact, this nonsense is specifically structured and syntax-ed to annoy anyone that would otherwise ask too many inconvenient questions...

“We believe”?
(I clearly wish to inveigh against what you are saying, so I will use my faux-serious inflection and sarcasm, which indicates to my worshipers - who all hover around the coherence and intelligence of 12 year old girls - that I am being really passive-aggressive and getting ready to unload a verbal haymaker....)

Wait, I thought fast food joints,
(Now I am clearly trying to draw the 2-second attention span of my target audience to "Chick-Fil-A" and the righteous battle for religious freedom and free speech that our conservative media was pimping so voraciously a year or so ago...)

hurh.
(This is just my way of having a "Reagan-esque" catch line like "well, I , uh..." if intoned like St. Ronnie of Reagan. Its a miserable failure and a totally grating thing to anyone who sees through my act, but the sheeple LOVE it!!! Makes me "folksy" ya know!)

Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was...
(Now, for the sheeple in the audience who did NOT pick up on the earlier subliminal reference to "Chick-Fil-A", I am gonna throw out some explicit religious imagery for ya....you know, to make sure you're thinking that all Liberals are anti-religion because we tie them to everything negative about religion at every chance we get...just like Hobby Lobby, which as we all know was not about women's rights...it was about puttin' Jesus in a box, and I know that the good people giving me $9.95/month want me to re-assure them that they are right and I am with them and its those meanies in the other party that are to blame for all their woes, not my corporate sponsors, oh, no....they are good, Jesus-loving people too...)

Liberals,
(Gotta make sure to spit this out with appropriate venom and proximity to any and all references I make to anything....but especially MEDIA...that is a trademark phrase right up near "hurph" for me....)

you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then
(The word smithing here is quite intentional, its dog whistle 101 time...when I want to make my followers believe something, I simply reaffirm it in my speeches, in what seems an in-artful manner to the non-initiated, but is really just another form of mind control deviously - or quite accidentally - used by me. It's no accident that I used "evil employees" instead of "poor", "abused" or "exploited"....you see, those terms do NOT fit my narrative - those damn employees ARE evil for wanting to take the profits of the hard working store OWNERS....can't have any other description but "evil" associated with that dontchaknow!)

ya just don’t believe in,
(It's been a few seconds since I rubbed your overly sensitive faith buttons...so I'm gonna throw in another "belief" reference or derivative to make sure that you are feeling all warm and fuzzy about me being one of you even as a exploit and harm your best interests....but just remember we believe...)

thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’
(MORE religious imagery....who cares if I am mixing in Papist nonsense from those Roman Catholics by taking about something they came up...the important thing is RELIGION...ME....SAY WORDS THAT LINK TO IT...YOU GET REQUISITE SEZ AW FEELING.)

so they all go VEGAN
(I know that at this point in the performance its all about treating this structured crap like those old "Mad Libs" things where you add random words to sentences without caring what they are...so here we need a "liberal word that conservative mock"...I chose "Vegan" when I could have just as easily used "environmentalist", "global warming hoaxer" or my favorite "evolutionist"...in this context, "Vegan" worked better because it also reinforces my subliminal conservative boogeyman talking point about Michelle Obama and eatin' healthy and stuff....THAT - you know, caring about stuff that really COULD make your miserable little lives better instead of making me richer...)

and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they?
(once again, this doesn't have to make any REAL sense or points....its just serving to stoke the righteous anger of the flock...more religious imagery 'cause you gotta ALWAYS hammer that point home; and we'll use the other liberal boogeymen words without context or association as if wages and picket lines were somehow synonymous.)

I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because ...
(By the time we get this far, no one - supporters or haters - are even listening any more....the supporters have gone into default "nod head in agreement" mode and the haters are either throwing things at their TV, howling in laughter or just plain pissed that I am getting paid like P-Diddy in 1997...but no one seems to notice that I am intentionally omitting key parts of this when I say fast food wages and leave out the "workers" part....see I cannot EVER mention the enemies of my pay masters in any manner that would anger said pay masters or would allow a shred of doubt to creep into the followers minds.)

Does Palin sound like an idiot?
Of course she does...on purpose. It does not hurt at all that, in this area, no acting is required for her...

She is a well-oiled conservative talking points machine...she is a d-list actress delivering lines...its why the Reagan comparisons remain apt with this twit from the wastelands. Nothing sticks to her because she is greased up to the fair-thee-well with conservative talking point juice...it literally oozes out of her like crude oil bubbling up from the ground before the age of oil extraction began in earnest.

Palin is an idiot.
Palin is also dangerous.

[Thespian2]

114. It's possible.

Sarah "I Quit" Palin has an audience consisting of Republican men who want to see her naked and imagine they are in bed with her and Republican women who want to be like her so their husbands will want to see them naked and be in bed with them. I imagine that is a very small audience.

I have a few degrees in English, and I defy anyone to make sense of the disconnected word-thoughts spilling through her mouth from what passes for her brain.

[LiberalLovinLug]

201. I think you are correct

Republican men were/are enamored with her make-up caked porn star appearance and tight dresses. And their stepford wives were excited to be able to support a woman because this time they had permission from their men to do so.

I predict that as Palin's looks start to slip, so will most of her support. Because if there is any segment of the population that is conditioned to value style over substance, beauty over brains, sexiness over intelligence its those that make up the Fox News viewership.

[pa28]

115. Clearly she has something in the tank and it's not booze.

For the low price of $100 a year YOU can be treated to incoherent raving like this every day on the Sarah Palin channel.

[Saboburns]

116. Opiates or Benzos, or possibly both

But not acid.

[hifiguy]

118. My dearly beloved late cat

buried things in his litter box that were smarter than Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods. I do not kid.

[napkinz]

119. ...

[icymist]

120. They want $100 per year for that?!

I already get the Comedy channel in my Dish subscription.

[pinboy3niner]

122. As Dick Cavett said of Palin, "She doesn't seem to have a first language." nt

[catbyte]

125. The way vile baggers like her wrap themselves in the American flag pisses me off

to no end. In reality, they are the most un-American, unpatriotic festering pile of evil in the history of the Republic. They claim to "love America", but clearly hate Americans.

[closeupready]

126. You can tell she has serious thoughts, many times - and then quits on them,

halfway through. lol

[arcane1]

127. People are PAYING MONEY for this? The GOP Fleecing Machine fleeces on.

Rubes, marks, and fools

[orpupilofnature57]

128. Lysergic Acid Diethylamide ( LSD 25 )

Could only help her perspicacity , nothing can help the way she talks .




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_acid_diethylamide

[BuelahWitch]

130. Damn, is she doing Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin?

If I didn't know any better I'd think it was Tina. Some sort of Victor/Victoria shit going on here...

[orpupilofnature57]

131. Sarah could never do Sarah as good as Tina, she could

never understand the subtle nuances of herself .

[hifiguy]

132. Exactly. Princess Dumbass has the self-awareness

of a fern or one of the lower fungi.

[tanyev]

133. Egad, is she trying to look like Elizabeth Warren?

She did it during her Oprah Winfrey interview in January 2010 - Oprah noticed it immediately, and called Palin out on it three times within 10 seconds: "What did you do to your hair?!?"

But do you remember what Palin said to Oprah about her hair? "Do you like it? I tried to look like you!" Scary! .

comment seen on The Daily Banter

http://thedailybanter.com/2014/08/sarah-palins-latest-video-word-salady-incoherent-response-elizabeth-warren/

[Hekate]

135. Purgatory? This is Hell!

Someone please send this woman back to oblivion.

[quaker bill]

136. Minimum wage jobs are not "stepping stones"

they are dead ends. If you are lucky, you get to escape them.

[Skittles]

137. I think she is a drunk

yup

[jmowreader]

140. The kind of acid Sarah Palin needs to drop isn't Lysergic

She needs to put on a bathing suit then drop five gallons of Hydrofluoric acid on the ground right next to her.

[IDemo]

145. But, she has a BS in Communications from the University of Idaho

or was it Communications in BS?

[book_worm]

147. She'll do anything to get her name mentioned on the news

She has seen her day and the fact is most people think she is as dumb as mud, which is an insult to mud. The only people who take her seriously are tea party nuts.

[JEB]

149. Speech to nowhere.

[Scootaloo]

151. There is only one possible response...

[lovemydog]

163. lol

[lastlib]

152. Word is, her speechwriter committed suicide by jumping off the Bridge to Nowhere.........

(can't say that I blame the guy..........)


Inside the Mind of Sarah Palin:

[emsimon33]

153. I love your title!

[JHB]

154. Sea foam has more substance than whatever that was

[Enthusiast]

155. I believe it's meth.

[taught_me_patience]

157. response

[blkmusclmachine]

158. Oh, is THAT still on (the intertubes)???

[littlemissmartypants]

161. Lulz. A complete out of the box time killer.

My life is worth more than a hundred dollars.

Love, Peace and the Righteous Fight. Lmsp

[cer7711]

162. I Don't Speak Stupid

Last edited Thu Aug 21, 2014, 04:33 PM - Edit history (2)

It hurt my brain to parse the non-grammar of Palin's gibberish.

I sought meaning and found only headache.


:::groan:::

[trusty elf]

165. What a scathingly snarky putdown of libtards! Devastating! Touché

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[DeSwiss]

166. K&R

- For the title alone!!!!

[JI7]

167. anyone who would pick this person to be anywhere close to Presidency

should not be taken seriously and asked to comment on important issues.

[vlyons]

169. Stop demonizing Sarah Palin!

She doesn't need us to demonize her to make her look idiotic. In fact, stop demonizing all the RWer crazy talkers, because when you demonize them, you are joining their team. That's what they do to us because ad hominem attacks, character assassinations, etc is all they have to offer up as an "argument."

Just let the Sarah Palins and Louie Gohmert's of the world stand as they are and say their stupidities for all to hear. When Sister Sarah purposely dumbs down her speech, that's her attempt at being "folksy." Because plain good ol' boy red neck folks is who she thinks her base is. It's a language of dog whistle innuendo about non-whites, non-evangelicals, intellectual pointy-heads, and the poor.

Just see her for what she is. A self-centered, resentful, angry woman whose mind is clouded with ignorant perceptions.

[msanthrope]

170. Meth is a helluva drug. nt

[cntrygrl]

173. I couldn't bring myself to

watch this twit but didn't she take journalism classes? She obviously wasted the money.

[doxydad]

174. Palin: Where the dumbassery NEVER ends.

[kairos12]

175. What is this the Grifter's Network?

[marew]

176. She makes me sick!

Her callousness and heartlessness are truly disgusting. Something is very wrong with this creature.
I have never had to work for minimum wage but I know people who must to even attempt to survive.
Compassionate conservatives- no! Greedy SOBs- so yes!

[underpants]

177. "Sarah Palin goes after Elizabeth Warren ... with the expected result"

Morning Joe's Willie Geist teased this on "news you can't use" before going to a commercial. I cracked up watching it all 3 times on replay

[3catwoman3]

178. That's not word salad.

That's word toxic runoff. Pretty much defies description.

[djean111]

180. I looked the FTD diagnosis reference, and see how that might apply.

To me - and I love reading James Joyce's Ulysses, makes perfect sense - she just has thought of so many ways to jeer at what Warren said that she loses coherency completely. She has no answer, she is just jeering at the premise that folks who think fast food is not good for you would care about the people who work there. Trying to hard to be cogent and funny and hit all the marks at the same time - religion, VEGANS, minimum wage, etc.

All of her stupid ripostes piled up in a waiting room in her brain that is way too small to hold them, and they kind of leaked out and flew out of her mouth like rabid little bats.
Surely she must have been a better speaker than that, at some point. She is either deteriorating, slightly high, or has developed some thought problems brought on by stress or the inability to spin her notoriety into something like the presidency.

The answer to her real point, there at the blessed end, is that in today's America, a minimum wage job is all that there is ever going to be for some folks, and not everyone has another wage-earner in their family who can pick up the dreadful gap between minimum wage and what it costs to live in America. There is no better-paying job step up to, for a lot of people.
And the GOP is obstructing jobs bills, and the Tea Party is goading them on.

[Alkene]

181. Clearly the long-term effects of intoxicative inhalant abuse;

A sort of, Huffing' Post, if you will.

[beerandjesus]

182. Has anyone else seen Some Kind of Monster?

As a disappointed Metallica fan (for all the usual and predictable reasons), I rented that expecting some cheap laffs at the expense of a couple of aging narcissists who hadn't made a particularly good record since 1988.

Instead, what I saw was a couple of grown men who in 20 years had never dealt with the death of one of their best friends, and with such obvious hurt child issues that it was hard not to feel sorry for them. (Well, ok, I still hate Lars, but I really came away from it feeling for James Hetfield.) Moreover, these guys were so out of touch that they were willing to commit to film the sort of behavior that be embarrassing as hell for most adults.

I rented the video for laffs, but it ended up making me kind of sad.

That's how this Sarah Palin video is. I watched it for a laugh, but it's just embarrassing to the point where I almost feel compassion for her. I would never make such a public ass out of myself, and I doubt many others here would. There's a serious emotional and psychological wreck on display here, and for me at least, it's not funny or infuriating, it's just sad.

[lillypaddle]

183. OMFG

That's all.

[Robert24]

184. Palin

And there you have it, Hillbilly grifting 101

[Liberalynn]

186. Sometimes I wonder how

People who have never had a coherent thought in their life survive let alone succeed in sucking others into the vacuum of their mindset?

[Orsino]

188. If you want to immigrate, learn to speak the language. n/t

[juliann9494]

189. gross

She's drunk again.

[askyeshua]

191. Script for Upcoming Sarah Palin Videos

Obama. Impeach.Liberal media. God. Jesus. Crony Capitalism Gotcha. Obama. You betcha. Lamestream media. Rally the troops. Reign in the federal government. Obama. Ronald Reagan. Tea Party. Media filter. Main stream media. Obama, Gah!! Wash, rinse, repeat.

[underpants]

192. Somehow not included in Mitt's Binders full of women

[thesquanderer]

193. Honestly, I found this pretty coherent.

Sure, it was delivered in a folksy manner, and it was a stupid point, but it was comprehensible, despite the transcript.

It's not the word salad that gets me, it's the "logic."

I don't know why she thinks that "liberals who don't approve of fast food" wouldn't care about fast food workers. And of course, plenty of liberals eat fast food. But we don't believe in purgatory, because we're all atheists.

[joshcryer]

197. Oh, no, it's a clever approach.

See, being a big free marketer, she doesn't believe in the minimum wage, therefore minimum wage workers aren't getting their full potential by being minimum wage workers. So while evil liberals like Warren are calling for raising the minimum wage and for people to work jobs 9-5 flipping hamburgers, Palin believes they can go on to run the next Apple or Microsoft! Ya see? She's for the workers, Warren is for the slaves!

That's the line of argument and you can see her segueing into that argument at the end of the video.

BTW, it was a verbatim transcript. Those are never ever coherent. It's why most of the time people request a general transcript, which drops voiced words or transition words and sentences.

[taught_me_patience]

194. I think she's high on xanax

She probably took some to alleviate anxiety, but went a little too far. Her mind appears to be moving a little faster than her mouth. On edit: notice that she's also swaying and moving around a lot. Confirms my suspicion of xanax.

[TwilightGardener]

195. John McCain, burn in hell forever.

[joshcryer]

196. Flame away, but I understood every word.

She was leaving empty fillers for the implied thing. I'm going to translate for those who are incapable of interpreting this kind of implied speech:

“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, huh. Were really bad for you? Don't you guys think that they're of the Devil or something? I was... really shocked by this. Liberals, you must want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don't believe in, because they're ran by big corporations, to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or something so they all go vegan? And wages and picket lines? I dunno, they're not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because we believe in America where minimum wage jobs aren't lifetime gigs. They're stepping stones.

That's how they speak that's how they roll. It's all implied bullshit code language. You learn to understand them when you work with them and live with them for over a decade.

[the_sly_pig]

199. Would be fun to see the faces...

of those that invested in this turd. Sarah is dumb as a bag of hair.

[PatrynXX]

202. makes about as much sense

as Postal 2 releasing a second addon after Postal 3 flunked. ahem no seriously. gee wonder if there'll be a palin addon ? yikes

[Helen Borg]

203. Early Alzheimer?

Or some other kind of dementia...

[The Wizard]

204. Don't eat the brown acid (nt)

[niyad]

205. PLEASE tell me this is Tina Fey on the Onion News Network!

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

209. Incidentally, she clearly knows nothing about the Roman Catholic doctrine of Purgatory

But what of that? Her ignorance of most things is vast. (She is large, she contains multitudes.)