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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsYou GD rats jumped the shark with the porn shit, we are past due on a pit bull thread
But you know what, that is what happens when folks don't follow the schedule
It is like people signed up in 2012
zappaman
(20,606 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)Freddie
(9,273 posts)It's time for one
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Aren't roo the least bit curious?
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)And try to avoid hearing the phrase, "eucalyptus too short".
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)BainsBane
(53,056 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)davidpdx
(22,000 posts)I tend to use a razor myself.
I know........
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)Epic TMI thread.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Or
Atman
(31,464 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)progressoid
(49,996 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Somebody tried to get a PETA thread going last night. Utter chaos. Nobody even did the annual 4th of July fireworks flamefest.
Fuck it, let's all sychronize watches: Laura Brannigan in 3, 2, 1...
shenmue
(38,506 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...but I have no problem with prosecuting the pimp bulls.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)(Though I would have chosen a bovine, myself.)
kwassa
(23,340 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)It's better than your average sex.
House of Roberts
(5,180 posts)What did I do this time?
DamnYankeeInHouston
(1,365 posts)EX500rider
(10,849 posts)2naSalit
(86,765 posts)now I'm all confuzeded.
Brother Buzz
(36,458 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,458 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)You can't fowl me. I've been keeping abreast of your posts.
callous taoboy
(4,585 posts)DJ13
(23,671 posts)Now you've done it.....
dionysus
(26,467 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Sissyk
(12,665 posts)You just can't count on us 2012 people to get anything right!!111!!!
CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!1111!!!!!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Now if Olive Garden started a delivery service where chicken was brought to peoples houses by google-powered drones with onboard pit bull navigators, then yes, pit bulls would be delivering the goods.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The only problem is that their drool fries the controls (as found in the investigations of all those tragic crashes).
Speaking of fries, have you been to McDonald's lately?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Nah, i haven't eaten at mcdonalds in probably 15 years. Back when i still did red meat i admit i sometimes enjoyed the old in and out.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)No sex threads in GD!!! Next thing we know, you'll be bringing animals into it again and then we'll have a ménagerie à trois! This time we are going to nip this in the bud (so to speak )!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Take it to craigslist, sicko!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Can you suggest another one of your sites?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)except instead of on the internet it's on a stained yellow legal pad in my Uncle Frank's garage.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Not after that last time...
BainsBane
(53,056 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)BainsBane
(53,056 posts)Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis.
"My client is devastated," said Banks' attorney John Graves.
Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said.
A spokeswoman for the hospital's parent company said in a statement that Banks' allegations were without merit.
"We intend to defend all counts aggressively," Kate DeWitt Darden, spokeswoman for Baptist Health System, said in a statement.
http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/07/24/us-usa-alabama-circumcision-idINKBN0FT24T20140724
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)They have such a nice cafeteria.
AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)Meant to distract from talking about Obama.
BainsBane
(53,056 posts)Impeachment doesn't happen by itself.
B Calm
(28,762 posts)did was reach down to pat her head and she got excited. I won't allow my 7 yr old granddaughter to go over there anymore to play with their granddaughter after that!
betsuni
(25,598 posts)All this rather vulgar disclosure of one's personal hard-ons: being tied up and bossed around or bossing someone around and spanking them while your 50 gray shades are open or whatever, no-string-chesse-attached thrill-bonking of strangers with candy, the insistence that strippers and prostitutes are in it for the love of the game and everyone's orifices are ready for incoming objects at any time, etc. -- this has humped the shark. TBH, it's TMI BM ASAP thread time.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)betsuni
(25,598 posts)callous taoboy
(4,585 posts)..."and everyone's orifices are ready for incoming objects at any time, etc."
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)betsuni
(25,598 posts)Like the scene in the movie Crimes and Misdemeanors. Woody Allen's face when he hears about his sister's poo experience is the same as mine when I hear about people's gross sex lives: