Man, I can't wait to hear that Rush Limbaugh died of a heart attack while jacking off to donkey porn

[NightWatcher]

Damn, you gotta give it to Rude Pundit for being able to capture a feeling in 140 characters or less.

@rudepundit Man, I can't wait to hear that Rush Limbaugh died of a heart attack while jacking off to donkey porn: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rush-limbaugh-robin-williams-leftist-worldview

[Xipe Totec]

1. He should be so lucky. nt

[onehandle]

2. I insist we start a campaign to send Rush Limbaugh the finest donkey porn!

Only the best for Rush, my friends.

[littlemissmartypants]

57. Champagne all around.

[bravenak]

3. I can't wait until Rush Limbaugh isn't.nt

[golfguru]

27. Never get Limpballs get under your skin

just ignore him.

[Politicalboi]

4. There's such a thing as Donkey porn

I would rather he get caught with what I think he is, and live. Why do 6 men fly to the Dominican Republic with Viagra and legal underage sex.

[Silent3]

6. Rule 34

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34

[Spitfire of ATJ]

24. Just for THAT I'm posting a pic of Rush naked.....

[littlemissmartypants]

30. OMGawd! eom

[lonestarnot]

39. snort

[MADem]

43. Gee, he's looking fitter than usual.... nt

[littlemissmartypants]

53. ...slowly exits

Didn't want to get you wet.

[littlemissmartypants]

28. Lol.nt

[IrishAyes]

46. Short Eyes, every one.

[enid602]

5. rush

... after having taken enough viagra for an entire hockey team.

[unblock]

11. honey the viagra is for the hockey team.

[Half-Century Man]

7. Naw, Rush is too slimy to be moved by mammals.

Annelida porn is more his speed. The Lustful Leeches of La Brea

[BlancheSplanchnik]

17. why do you hate earthworms???????

[littlemissmartypants]

41. Yikes. IKR!!!

[littlemissmartypants]

29. I like the alliteration. nt

[Rex]

8. Rude dude says things going on in the minds of most.

Not exactly how I pictured the puss bucket going out...but okay.

[littlemissmartypants]

32. ...

[littlemissmartypants]

42. Drowning in his own secretions?

Maybe?

[easychoice]

55. Yeah!

That'll work!!!
I have had it with him...

[Rex]

65. Face down in a strangers garage, in his underwear in his own vomit.

[abakan]

72. if you really want to hurt him...

Attack the thing he treasures most, his ego. Remove him from all media, and ignore him. If all this happened, he might rethink his position on Robin Williams and his manner of death.

[littlemissmartypants]

73. I could not do any more damage to him

Than he has already done himself.
You are totally correct, he is an egomaniac.
He is not a patriot.

[Abouttime]

74. There's got to be something

There has to be some law, something in the tax code, something in FCC regulations that the government could get him on, get him off the air or better yet in prison for a very long time.
He has done more damage to the United States than Bin Laden or Saddam combined, he needs to be taken out for the collective good.

[Skittles]

9. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD SCHEDULED FOR ASS KICKINGS

*EGREGIOUS VISUALS*

[littlemissmartypants]

45. HAHAHA!!!!!!!

~~bends over~~

[edbermac]

10. "Jacking off to donkey porn?"

Thank you for searing that image into my brain.

[pansypoo53219]

12. hell no. he deserves a VERY PAINFUL DRAGGED OUT DEMISE.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

16. ok...jacking off with a brillo pad soldered to his hand.

And *Personal Vids* (yes, vids, not dvd' s) shared with
bill-O performing in his basement with his luffahs.

And a long drawn out death from gangrene.

Better?

[littlemissmartypants]

59. You're getting warmer.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

62. ....

[Warpy]

13. Well, I'd prefer he'd be out of a job for a long time first

and suffer the humiliation of having a younger nation not remember what a big shot he used to be. I'd rather he age and lose some of that tonnage to make his funeral cheaper and not give any paid pallbearers hernias.

But yeah, that's one obit I'd celebrate with a split of champagne, damn the migraine, full speed ahead. Cheney and any of the Koch boys will provoke a similar response.

[Voice for Peace]

19. he's been thinking about this.

"To kill yourself is one way to get the media to spend a lot of time talking about you, if you want to be talked about."

[Maynar]

25. And he's talking about it.

[littlemissmartypants]

33. Where's the party?

[Lint Head]

14. It's not good to wish someone dead.

Unless it works.

[littlemissmartypants]

34. And if not?

[Lint Head]

51. Then wishes don't work anyhow.

[littlemissmartypants]

52. Poison.

[mysuzuki2]

15. NO. You should be ashamed of yourself!

That's probably the way Rush would want to go.

[littlemissmartypants]

35. Shame. Feel it?

I doubt that he could find his

b*t t to wipe it.

Rush has no shame.

[jmowreader]

67. He couldn't in the 1960s

How do you think he got out of Vietnam?

[AtheistCrusader]

18. Hurt my finger on the Rec button.

[littlemissmartypants]

36. Lulz. A complete out of the box killer.

[littlemissmartypants]

20. I clicked for a cartoon.

Where's the cartoon?

[AlbertCat]

22. Where's the cartoon?

At the golden mic

[littlemissmartypants]

47. AlbertCat you are right up my alley!

[Zambero]

21. He's reptilian to the core

And cold blooded as well. Mammals, being a more recently evolved and advanced life form, would have little or no appeal to him.

[littlemissmartypants]

61. You know he is probably reading this right?

Did you really have to mention EVE O LUTION?
He won't get it.

[navarth]

23. We have one anal cyst too many in this world. nt

[littlemissmartypants]

38. When did you find out?

Must be painful.

[navarth]

69. When I first heard how Limbaugh avoided the draft. nt

[littlemissmartypants]

70. Seriously, fill me in. I haven't a clue.

I usually avoid all things Lamebaugh. He's toxic waste to me.

[Blue Owl]

26. Blottoerotic Asphyxiation

n/t

[littlemissmartypants]

37. Oops.

[mobeau69]

31. Re. Dickhead

When Dickhead dies it's party time! Nanu Nanu! Can't wait!

[littlemissmartypants]

40. Hence the viagra?

How much longer?

[IrishAyes]

44. It'll probably be kiddie porn. Short Eyes takes Dominican Republic vacations because that's

a safe haven for him.

I'd like to see the hellish king of hate sue me for calling him Short Eyes.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

50. it's about time he got busted for what we all know he's doing

That would really be the best end of him. Oh it would be sweet to rub that in the faces of his asspole followers.

[littlemissmartypants]

63. He'd probably like that.

[littlemissmartypants]

48. His days are numbered. Comedians and Patriots!

We'll be here all week...

Love, Peace and the Righteous Fight.

~~~ LITTLEMISSMARTYPANTS~~~

[mindwalker_i]

49. "Jacking off to donkey porn"

Then they'd have to bury him 6' under his own ass-hole.

[DesertFaux]

54. Catching Him Being Real

Don't think its gonna happen, twisting everything to suite his needs is his gig. Oh the lonely donkeys, the poor lonely donkeys.

[littlemissmartypants]

56. ...

[Iron Man]

58. What an ugly picture in my head!

[TeamPooka]

60. I ask Santa for that present every year. That's why I don't believe in Santa anymore. nt

[emsimon33]

64. I think you give him too much credit!

He's so fat that I doubt his hands can reach his teeny, tiny penis. I have long assumed that he wears adult diapers to address this problem.

[DetlefK]

66. The Leftist worldview is one of pessimism and darkness?

How about "gay marriage is a slippery-slope to bestiality and pedophilia", "if you don't have the proper religion, you are a monster", "immigrnats will change our country", "our ruler is a tyrant who secretly seeks to destroy us", "everything you see is part of a huge conspiracy" ...

[n2doc]

68. I think this way of dying would be more appropriate:

A man died from septic shock after a vibrator became stuck in his body, and inquest heard.

Southwark Coroners’ Court heard that Nigel Willis, 50, was too embarrassed to visit a doctor after the sex aid became stuck deep within his rectum and lay on the sofa for five days complaining of dizziness and discomfort.

A friend finally convinced Willis to go to hospital on 30 December 2013 and he was admitted to intensive care on New Year’s Eve, where the doctors found that the sex toy had perforated his bowel and he was suffering from septic shock.

http://descrier.co.uk/oddities/man-accidentally-kills-vibrator/

[Buns_of_Fire]

71. Please, won't someone think of the donkeys? nt