If Rand Paul was the only candidate on the ballot, who would you vote for?

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[Fred Sanders]

1. Pass. Captain Obvious is the obvious write in candidate.

[BaggersRDumb]

2. Dont even understand the question, how could he be the only one?

You mean who would I write in?

Or is this some clever way of saying Rand and Hillary are the same

[Half-Century Man]

3. Dora the Explorer as a write in candidate.

[Wait Wut]

4. I hear...

...Okinawa is beautiful that time of year.

[Rex]

5. Okay, I get it, this is "how silly can we be about Clown Rand" week!

I'd vote for Evil Clownface, before I would vote for Clown Rand!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Rand Clown?

And I thought the red noise was because he's a heavy drinker

[Rex]

13. No...like his daddy, he is a sad little clown - dreaming of drones and Ayn Rand.

The clown family.

[bigwillq]

6. Myself

[KansDem]

14. You got my vote!

Make that "two."

[bigwillq]

17. Thanks!

[CJCRANE]

7. Nate Silver predicts that Rand Paul will win 110% of the votes

for every and any election, national and international, all three.

[conservaphobe]

8. The bowel movement I just had that represented an end to two days of diarrhea.

It's pretty special to me right now.

[hughee99]

9. Like Monty Brewster suggests, "None of the Above". n/t

[LanternWaste]

10. I would write in your mother's name...

I would write in your mother's name and hope she does a really swell job. True story.

[leftstreet]

12. I'd write in the German baker, Fredrick Kaiser n/t

[Laelth]

15. .

-Laelth

[The Magistrate]

16. I See You Left 'Bullet To The Brain' Out Of the Possible Options, Sir

An oversight, that....