Like Anonymous hactivist, NSA, FBI, GCHQ and Chinese online agents cannot examine my computer.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

Last edited Fri Aug 29, 2014, 01:18 AM - Edit history (1)

[#jump-to-nav11010010010101101010101010010110101101001101010110101011010101=e 00101010101001010 =i 1110101101011010 =o 00001010110101011 =u 00111001010101 = a etc.] Advanced Russian geek satellite teams furnished a code-key somewhere, while they built a letter key into a document on my computer. Wording in a displayed document reveals all pertinent information on online intelligence operatives that obtain access to this online article. This same document reveals similar information on their "entire chains of command." Identities, home addresses and specific financial information on these intelligence and investigating agents is obvious in lettering codes in one document on my computer.

[jberryhill]

1. I don't think it's your computer which needs examination

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. Let's examine your computer instead...

Are you an agent of change?[or a Chinese "puppet?"]

[jberryhill]

3. Depends on how big a bill you want to break

And I'm a little short on fives right now .

[pinboy3niner]

4. Your cover is slipping

Shoulda kept your jacket buttoned.

[Electric Monk]

5. I have $1.19 in change but I can't break a dollar for you, sorry

[jberryhill]

24. that's okay, here's four quarters...

[Jeffersons Ghost]

12. u got that right

I don't have a counter to your reply. Nothing seems to fit! Like rigged football, your reply scores a T.D.

[jberryhill]

13. You see...

If you're giving me a thread win, I lean toward it being an act.

But you have inspired me to wonder when an idea pops into my head that wasn't mine, then whose idea was it and how did they get it there.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

15. search this OP 4 "Microburst" for the answer...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11358677

[jberryhill]

17. yeah, I only read the card trick

An executive summary would be good.

[LeftyMom]

6. What the everloving fuck are you talking about?

If Sarah Palin wrote an essay on Ulysses and Google translated it into Mandarin it wouldn't make any less sense than your post.

[jberryhill]

7. you have to take the talking water challenge

Deeper into the hole ye go if ye dare...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1135&pid=8719

[LeftyMom]

8. I feel bad for joking. That reads like a legit psychiatric emergency.

[jberryhill]

11. I don't think it is an emergency

His essays in CS suggest a group living situation, and he's been doing this for quite a while.

And, well, the Chinese satellite operators aren't doing him any good either.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

16. at least they are not my master

Are you "naive" about the internet, like your President Xi Jinping claimed Secretary of State John Kerry was?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

14. Does "rap" rhyme with "trap" or itch "slap?"

rhyme

[LeftyMom]

9. You need to go to the emergency room. Call 911.

You don't have to feel like this. You're scared and you're not making the slightest bit of sense. Medication will help you.

Get off of the internet. Go to the doctor.

[jberryhill]

10. It's a chronic condition

He does this every couple of weeks.

Or its a really good act. Read that whole piece.

[steve2470]

18. agreed nt

[Jeffersons Ghost]

19. get ready...

My Anonymous hactivist and other operators are coming to help you now. "Do you want a new friend?" [or you DoD satellite and online punks will get PLENTY of "new friends." You're all a bunch of cowards, traitors and Chinese puppets!]

[Warren DeMontague]

20. -:;{=%€^*^¥%=}+:-

[steve2470]

21. $!)^%

[Jeffersons Ghost]

23. Use these lyrics instead

Buy the CD by the Eagles named Long Road out of Eden and play them this song:

You feel bad but not bad enough
You know you had it comin because you played so rough
Back over your shoulder, got a icy chill
And you thought you'd get away with it, now you know you never will

Somebody, somebody
You got a feelin' somebody's followin you

No one knows about the times you have
You've been so evil, you know you've been so bad
There's a devil to pay for what you put them through
And you got a feelin somebody's followin you

Somebody, somebody
You got a feelin' somebody's followin you
Somebody, somebody
You got a feelin' somebody's followin you

There's a jack-o-lantern moon in the midnight sky
Somebody gonna live, somebody gonna die
But down in the graveyard on that old tombstone
There's a big black crow and it's callin' you home

Somebody, somebody
You got a feelin' somebody's followin you
Somebody, somebody
You got a feelin' somebody's followin you

Read more: The Eagles - Somebody Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[LeftyMom]

26. .

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Here you go, brother.

Hope you find peace from the shadows that bother you.

[randome]

25. S'up.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

[msanthrope]

27. Better this morning? nt