Signed, the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

[babylonsister]

It 'could' happen!

https://www.facebook.com/peter.bolland/posts/10153104743630744?comment_id=10153106092150744

Peter Bolland
18 hrs ·

Dear 2nd Amendment Lovin' NRA Belongin' Gun Collecting Americans, it's time for some truth telling. You got us. All of your fears are spot on. Me and Obama are secretly planning to come to your house and confiscate all of your weapons after which we will impose martial law and force your children to read Maya Angelou poems and watch episodes of "Will and Grace." Then we will take all the crosses off of all of the hills, tax all of the churches, and set up abortion-on-demand kiosks in every 7-11. After that we will come for your SUVs and and tear out your water-wasting lawns. Then we will replace all of your Bibles with Qur'ans (Allah Akbar!) and impose Sharia law. We will also close out your bank accounts and liquidate your 401ks and redistribute all of your money to welfare queens who haven't worked in generations. Then we will abandon English as our main language and begin a vast reeducation process to encourage fluency in Mandarin Chinese, French, Arabic, Spanish, and all sorts of unAmerican languages. And the metric system. Yeah. That. We will also be raising the minimum wage to $19 an hour and teaching sex education with live models in kindergarten. If you so much as look at your child cross-eyed we will take them away and turn them against you. Sugar, fat, gluten, meat, tobacco, and aerosol propellents will be outlawed. Nursing women will be required to breast feed their infants in public. If you resist any of these wonderful Progressive changes you and your pathetic family will be forcibly relocated to a FEMA camp (they've already been built and stand ready for your sorry ass). Thank you and you're welcome. Signed, the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

[raven mad]

1. If I weren't laughing so hard,

I'd cry...........

[perdita9]

2. I'm all for tearing out water wasting sprinkler systems

Who's with me?

[CaptainTruth]

12. Xeriscaping!

I did it to my yard when I lived in CA. I push-mowed one too many times in the summer heat ... & the grass was gone! Replaced by flagstone walkways, rolling mounds, boulders, a meandering dry creekbed, & over 200 native plants. It was beautiful, neighbors would come over to sit in our "garden" to relax. I never missed the grass, & sold my mower.

Now that I'm in FL I get regular rainstorms. When I do need to water, we have an artesian well, so it just costs a little bit to run the irrigation pump.

[blkmusclmachine]

3. Don't forget they'll have to leave their unhappy marriages and get gay married. That'll show 'em!

[1StrongBlackMan]

11. No they will be forced to leave they HAPPY marriage ...

to get gay married ... If they are UNhappily married, they will be forced to take on 3 more wives (husbands), just like their current spouse.

[NewJeffCT]

4. don't forget

forcing everybody to memorize the Communist Manifesto and to become atheists while listening to Jeremiah Wright give sermons on hating America.

(Never mind that it conflicts with imposing Sharia Law - it's just another dog whistle...)

[Enthusiast]

5. Pfft!

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[brucefan]

6. The comments

Are hilarious!

[ybbor]

7. They'll be forced to wear Birkenstocks...

And become tree-hugging, dirtbag hippies, with a steal your face sticker covering their NRA sticker on their government mandated Prius.

We can dream, can't we?

[RKP5637]

9. Hippie dress will be mandatory for all!

[PeoViejo]

10. Bathing will be outlawed and conservatives forced to cover their stale beer/tobacco and sweat smells

with Pachouli.

[RKP5637]

8. When can we start? And can we force the Gay Agenda on them too?

[jeff47]

13. And we'll find all of you using the voter rolls.

So whatever you do, don't vote. It's how we'll catch you.

[Skittles]

14. DU gun humpers are especially sickening

[napkinz]

15. spread the word; pass this along!

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