ISIS is apparently setting up shop in Juarez, Mexico.

[Avalux]

I'm not going to link to the sites, but Breitbart, JudicialWatch and other rags are reporting that ISIS is there, and is planning to bring cars loaded with bombs across the border into our cities.

Just thought you might want to know the latest from the fearmonging hysteria crowd.

[TBF]

1. Well they better take their UZI's

With them and clean up that problem. They can lead with all the 9 yr olds that they've been training ...

[Avalux]

2. I was thinking the same thing!

Can you believe I was in a meeting with a guy who is all worked up about this? (I live in Texas). He made it sound as if we're being invaded. When I came back to my desk to look, that's what I found. Brietbart LOL.

[bemildred]

3. The drug gangs might not like the competition. nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

35. Hmm..ya know, this may solve a problem.

It will probably be turned into a reality show.....drug lords vs. jihadists...sorta like COPS, but with more BANG for the buck.

[bemildred]

36. Call Geraldo, this is going to be big.

[Crowman1979]

37. Reminds me of this reality show radio commercial from Grand Theft Auto 3.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

4. There's nothing to worry about.

The Ebola child zombies marching north from Central America will take care of ISIS.

[underpants]

7. Marching?

I thought they were flying the missing Malaysia plane. When I say flying I mean children actually flying the plane. Don't worry we have at least one 9 year old who knows how take care of business (post above).

[DisgustipatedinCA]

12. Even better. The Child Hellflight can nosdive into ISIS, killing 2 rightwing birds with one stone.

[TBF]

17. DUZY! nt

[lob1]

5. Well if Breitbart swears to it, you know it's a lie.

I call bullshit until someone offers proof.

[Louisiana1976]

30. True. It's baloney however you slice it.

[conservaphobe]

6. If this were true, those sites wouldn't have an exclusive scoop. nt

[LeftyMom]

8. I'd redbox that movie if I had a free code, but it doesn't sound worth a dollar. nt

[underpants]

9. Camouflaged in tan suits

They blend into the desert and are equally adaptable for after 6 in El Paso Tucson or Albuquerque

[sufrommich]

10. Who isn't at the Mexican border? It's ike every bad guy ever

imagined is there according to the right wing.Is Voldemort there too,because he's pretty scary?

[underpants]

14. (Cue to sign up line scene in "Blazing Saddles")

[hifiguy]

11. The Zetas are even meaner/crazier than ISIL.

My money's on the Zetas.

[GeorgeGist]

29. Me too ...

[B Calm]

13. Breitbart and Judicial Watch are about as credible

as FOX. . .

[hunter]

15. I don't imagine they'd get along with the Santa Muerte Christians.

Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte

[951-Riverside]

16. ISIS has nothing on the drug cartels over there

They were chopping off heads and stringing up bodies long before ISIS/ISIL/IS operatives were in diapers and these cartels are not going to take kindly to ISIS coming in and screwing up their drug and human smuggling routes.

[louis-t]

18. I'm sure Rick Perry will be there with his Uzi

to stop them.

[Katashi_itto]

19. Hez-Burito

[kentuck]

20. Somebody will know about them...

Put a $5000 dollar reward on their heads, and offer free citizenship to any illegal that helps to capture one of them.

[Sheepshank]

21. We could ask Cliven Bundy and his crew to take on a 2nd job

to perform their patriotic duty, to serve and protect the country they so love, by taking good care of those Isis folks (*wink wink* if you know what I mean by "taking good care of&quot .

I'd buy popcorn and watch the live webcam feed on that one.

[Louisiana1976]

33. Good idea.

[madinmaryland]

22. More BS to get the knuckle draggers all fired up

[Comrade Grumpy]

23. El Qaida. The right-wingers have been saying silly shit like this for years.

[MindPilot]

24. I have to guess none of them have ever actually crossed the border.

And some "swarthy-looking" males are going to sit in line for 3 hours to bring a car load of explosives through one of the most tightly-controlled border crossing in the world. Right.

I've sat in that line, I've experienced the thoroughness of ICE agent's questions, powerful x-ray machines and a squadron of dogs trained to find people, bombs, and every illegal drug imaginable.

Yeah, that ain't happenin'.

[1StrongBlackMan]

27. That's what I was thinking ...

You'd have a tough time bringing an orange or any live plant across the Nogales or Douglas, AZ Boarder; but these idiots think someone can drive a car full of explosives? Yeah, right.

[seveneyes]

25. About as crazy as Alkada being determined to hit the US in 2001

[Kaleva]

26. My guess is that the predominately Catholic drug cartels won't tolerate Muslim ISIS cells.

[muriel_volestrangler]

28. Peopled with highly-trained 8 year old warriors, according to Republican officials

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025429235

Republican National Committeewoman Tamara Scott shared her concerns on her weekly web show Thursday that child immigrants may be "highly trained as warriors" who could pose a threat to the U.S.

The Iowa conservative activist shared her concerns with her guest, tea partier Mary Huls.

"When we see these kids, you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe even homeschoolers — or excuse me, middle schoolers," Scott said. "But we know back in our revolution, we had 12-year-olds fighting in our revolution and for many of these kids, depending on where they're coming from, they could be coming from other countries and be highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans. We have no idea what's coming through our borders but I would say biblically it's not a Christian nation when you entice people to do wrong."

Scott's guest echoed her concerns, affirming that children are receiving warrior training.

"We do know that Hamas and — I'm sorry Hezbollah fund several training camps in Venezuela and other South American countries and they are training these young, these youths, beginning as early as eight or nine years through the MS-13 gangs but they are being trained as warriors," Huls said. "You’re absolutely right."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/tamara-scott-child-immigrants-warriors

[Louisiana1976]

34. Typical right-wing horsefeathers.

[Wella]

31. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised.

Especially if ISIS is not what it seems.

[alcibiades_mystery]

32. This dumb shit was posted via Daily Caller in LBN...poster was too ashamed to let it go to jury

Self-deleted.



The usual nonsense.