Phil Robertson offers to go kill ISIS himself

[Capt. Obvious]

Phil Robertson's Plan For Combating ISIS: 'Convert Them Or Kill Them'

"Duck Dynasty" patriarch Phil Robertson put forward a strategy Tuesday for combating militants with the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria: "convert them or kill them."

Robertson was asked to opine on how to combat radical Islam and anti-Christian behavior on Fox News' "Hannity," after ISIS militants released a video showing the beheading of a second American journalist.

"In this case, you either have to convert them -- which I think would be next to impossible," Robertson said. "I'm not giving up on them, but I'm just saying either convert them or kill them. One or the other."

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"I'd much rather have a bible study with all of them and show them the error of their ways and point them to Jesus Christ ... however, if it's a gunfight and a gunfight alone, if that's what they're looking for, I'm personally ready for either one," Robertson later added.

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[hlthe2b]

1. Send him. Send him now...

[FSogol]

5. Give him an army mess kit, mosquito netting, and a trenching tool and send him off.

[Blue_Tires]

64. +1...I'll call that fake-assed tough guy bluff right now...

[JaneyVee]

2. Volunteers should get first priority. Ship him off.

[TBF]

3. I'll pay for his plane ticket. nt

[deutsey]

4. Well, that settles it...

Does he say when he's leaving for Iraq to lead this bible study/gunfight of his?

[Heidi]

8. "Both verses of 'Kumbaya' and then we invade!"

Mornin', deutsey! Great so see you!

[deutsey]

12. Same to you!

[Heidi]

13. Gunnin' for Jesus!

It's like the Rifleman re-envisaged for 21st century America!

[Heidi]

6. I guess we should probably let him try.

This is apparently at the top of his bucket list, and I sure wouldn't want to stand in the way of Mr. Robertson's personal jihad.

[Enrique]

7. "convert them or kill them"

where have I heard that before?

[liberal N proud]

9. I will pitch in for a ticket to send him

[stevenleser]

65. Yep, I'll donate $25 to the cause. nt

[gratuitous]

10. You know, Phil

The Epistle of James says that faith without works is dead, being alone. Such large talk is meaningless without a concomitant action. Or are you saying that you are "personally ready" to watch others go on this crusade you're talking about? Are you willing to finance it, as you did not for the last two crusades? How about we raise your taxes to pay for those last two before we start running up the bills for your next delusional bloodbath?

[gordianot]

11. He could make a stop in North Korea first.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Be sure to wear a "Hello, My Name Is" tag, Phil.

Wouldn't want your identity to be mistaken, you know.

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. A sticker. On his forehead.

Stapled in place, just to be sure.

[spanone]

15. 'convert or kill them'.....remind me, who's the terrorist here?

[Johonny]

46. +1, exactly

How is this stance different than the radical Islamic radicals? Yet on Fox news it passes as sound advice from a master... whatever duck guy is suppose to be. Why is he on a news show?

[NuclearDem]

16. Terrific.

No backsies, ISIS.

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Where is the GoFundMe campaign?

I'm in.

[msanthrope]

19. I envision him hitching a ride with WBC......this could really work out well. nt

[Historic NY]

20. Is he taking the border - Bundy heros with him.

[bullwinkle428]

21. Given how this fucker thinks, it would make more sense if he JOINED them.

Let's see...hatred of anything different from them, viewing women as second-class citizens, "faith-based" legal system, etc.

[RKP5637]

28. Yep! n/t

[Tree-Hugger]

22. Just this week

I was wondering what we can do about Isis. And God sent us this angel with all the answers.

Let's send him over. Looks like he's well-stocked with camo. I'm sure they will welcome him and his message.

[WinkyDink]

23. Two words: Blow. Hard.

[LibertyLover]

24. Go right ahead Phil -

all the hair on your head and face will make it really easy for IS militants to hold your severed head up for the camera.

[blm]

25. Exactly the same playbook ISIS is using - same as Bush, same as Crusades.

Bush claimed very publicly that he made his decision to invade Iraq and carpet bomb millions of Muslim and Christian civilian families based on the guidance he was being given by his God.

How much difference is there between any of these barbarian @ssholes?

[Blue Owl]

26. Bring Ted Nugent with you

n/t

[Initech]

67. Ted Nugent is too busy soiling himself to go fight Isis.

[Blue Owl]

75. He's ful-"filling" his patriotic "duty" alright

How could I forget about Ted's chicken-hawkery?

[Initech]

80. You mean his patriotic doody?

I saw Patriotic Doody at the Troubadour last night by the way.

[7wo7rees]

27. Awesome. Duck Dynasty fixes the Mid-East.

Someone get A&E on the phone. ASAP.

Best spin-off ever.

[0rganism]

63. i might actually watch a few episodes of that

maybe they could have some "expert" from the Bush jr. state dept. giving Phil and a few other select celebrity contestants additional random challenges, like "today you have to walk through downtown Mosul wearing only a hijab" or "this week your group has to re-enact 4 scenes from Revelations on the steps of a local mosque".

dunno, i think it's a winner, but it might be hard getting the lineup for a second season.

[CanonRay]

29. He has exactly the same philosophy as ISIS.

I wonder if he even realizes it.

[AuntPatsy]

30. Noticed that one myself, too bad the media seems to have over looked that obvious fact.

[muntrv]

31. Go for it Phil! Unlike ducks, these guys shoot back!

[n2doc]

32. More BS for his drooling Audience

Anyone really believe he would put his butt on the line, given how he is just an actor playing a role?

[Mr Dixon]

33. LOL

Is he still here, somebody get this dude on a plane

[Zorra]

34. A white racist, sexist, homophobic violent religious fanatic wants to go kill

the brown racist, sexist, homophobic violent religious fanatics.

Some shit, different day.

[CJCRANE]

35. I believe that's the neocons' ultimate goal:

Christian jihadis vs muslim jihadis.

An endless supply of gullible fools to pour into the war machine.

To that end, the neocons are the most dangerous people in the world because they support and create both muslim and christian fundies.

[7wo7rees]

66. Crusades anyone? 21st century style.

Go Phil, please take the rest of your family with you. Especially Will. Or is it Willie?
And Jase to be sure.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

36. I will help him pack.

[lpbk2713]

37. I thought DD's 15 minutes were up?

Who knew?

[napkinz]

38. "convert them or kill them" ...

With that philosophy, he should JOIN them!

[RadicalGeek]

39. Thing IS

A lot of the fans of "Duck Dynasty" couldn't pass an military physical.

But if a few "redneck taliban" want to fight their comrades, I say go for it. A few less trailer park trolls can't be a bad thing!

[Doctor_J]

40. I'll pay his airfare

[Initech]

41. Bloodiest TV Show Ever!!

[Tom_Foolery]

42. Simply force them all to watch his show over and over again...

And they'll die from boredom.

[uppityperson]

43. OK. Bye. Good luck. nt

[Iggo]

44. Book him on the same flight as Westboro.

One-way oughta do it.

[Lint Head]

45. Go Phil! I would love to see your methods for communicating with psychopathic killers

consumed with blood lust. Maybe you could get them to sit down at a good old country dinner and talk about duck hunting.
Then you could break out the song books and sing Little Brown Church in the Wild Wood. You do have something in common with them Phil. Beards. Guns. Knives. Decapitating ducks. Wait. They decapitate people. You'll have to catch up Phil.

[pokerfan]

47. Since when is Phil Robertson an expert on militant Islam?

[CJCRANE]

58. I'm pretty sure he could blend in with them

without too much trouble.

[friendly_iconoclast]

48. Let's see if his ass will cash the check his mouth just wrote. I rather doubt it...

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

49. Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

[NCTraveler]

50. Don't worry Phil, Obama is on the same page with you. Someone is gonna die. nt.

[Shrike47]

51. It won't be Phil, at least not fighting ISIS. Maybe a rabid beaver?

[NCTraveler]

54. More along the lines of someone we don't know....

living in the ME, along with the mothers and children surrounding them. That is what I meant. Obama is on the same page as Phil.

[Beartracks]

52. Question: Who said "Convert, or die" -- Was it ISIS or Phil Robertson?

Answer: It was the religious extremist.

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[sakabatou]

53. Send him off.

I won't miss him.

[xchrom]

55. are we taking up donations to help achieve the ever so admirable goal? nt

[SummerSnow]

56. I think he could do it...

All he has to do is get those annoying duck calling thingys and annoy them to death with it.

[kimbutgar]

57. My husband turned this on last night and I was appalled by this ignorant hick discussing foreign

policy like he is an expert. This dumb hillbilly who only got lucky because of his duck whistles and the A&E show. Sean Hannity fawning over him like he was a guru was repulsive. I wonder if Sean would socialize with Phil outside of the Fox studios (I don't think so) Phil looked like he needed a bath and those beards are gross and disgusting.

[Fawke Em]

59. OK.

[politicat]

60. Good luck with that.

Dunning Kreuger is strong with this one.

[Paladin]

61. Go for it, Phil. Immediately.

Get Hannity to put up the money---if it's a stunt by a "Duck Dynasty" character, you know it's going to cost a lot of money---and then ship Phil out. Bon Voyage, asshole.....

[hobbit709]

62. Looks like a win-win situation to me.

[Rex]

68. LOL! So he believes EXACTLY what they believe!

Convert or kill...amazing we have our very on Ya'll Kada in this country and just as unhinged as the ISIS fools. Of course he would NEVER actually put himself in harms way...Repukes are cowardly little bastards at their core and can only talk a good game.

[GeorgeGist]

69. Go for it, Phil.

[napkinz]

70. ...

https://www.facebook.com/TheChristianLeft/photos/a.111187555570057.11714.109200595768753/795378950484244/

[Iggo]

71. I HATE the Red Sox!!!

[mentalsolstice]

72. I first thought you were talking about Pat Robertson

I was thinking go for it old man...two birds, one stone, win-win!

[napkinz]

73. ...

https://www.facebook.com/ILIWIWUITMABOIP/photos/pb.125955227438903.-2207520000.1409780958./838878929479859

[napkinz]

74. ...

https://www.facebook.com/thePolitburoMocksTeabillies/photos/a.357397131053309.1073741829.355162344610121/561522470640773/

[LiberalElite]

76. Crowdfund, anyone? nt

[VanillaRhapsody]

77. is he going to send his sons too?

I will gladly start a GofundMe to send the lot of them!

[onecaliberal]

78. Where do we donate for his plane ticket

[TheVisitor]

79. Yes, well...

I am sure ISIS is not the only group of people "convert or kill" applies to in the mind of Phil Robertson. I have a feeling he applies this mentality across the board.

[RagAss]

81. Go for it, numbnuts. And take your fucking fans with you.

We'll be rooting for ya.

[oldandhappy]

82. GO!

[nc4bo]

83. Please, be my guest jackass. nt

[polly7]

84. Omg ..... I would LOVE to see him head over there with the biggest gun he can carry,

trouble is, he probably sees small children as future ISIS and would consider them a worthy target for his God (and I have nothing against religion for those who aren't nutters who make a living fleecing, especially the poor). Better take Nugent and Palin for some real action. Maybe Dubya, McCain, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Yoo ,Rumsfeldt and Rice too - confrontation of the monsters they helped create.

[Owl]

85. Do we need to take up a collection for his airfare and slingshot?

[gwheezie]

86. Ok, everybody, line up behind Phil. nt

[toddwv]

87. The only problem with sending volunteers like Phil

is that they likely couldn't tell, or wouldn't care about, the difference between the animals that comprise ISIS and other Muslims.