Obama killed Joan Rivers

[babylonsister]

http://www.examiner.com/article/alex-jones-info-wars-questions-if-joan-rivers-was-killed-by-obama-illuminati

[NYC_SKP]

1. Obama doesn't fuck around. You call his wife a "Tranny" and there'll be hell to pay.

Is that the InfoWars theory?

[freshwest]

6. Texe Marrs, who frequents Jones' show, says she's King Tut. And Obama is Osiris! Read all about it:

http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/10025099417#post9

You. Can. Not. Make. This. Shit. Up.

[LiberalElite]

2. Silly naive me - I thought this was the Onion nt

[Kalidurga]

8. They changed their name. nt

[onehandle]

11. examiner.com is a weirdo right-wing enterprise where 'anyone can be a journalist.'

So it might as well be The Onion.

[freshwest]

3. Well, he is the anti-Christ, you know. And omnipotent, too, according to AJ. He's here, he's there,

he's even in your underwear, checking out your most private parts.*

Listening to you and the beat of your heart that he will stop with just a snap of his fingers! Oh, no! Aaaack! Obama got me, ahhhh!!!!

*Oh, no, wait, that's the GOP snooping in your pants. Never mind.

And icon, just in case...

[In_The_Wind]

4. Oh No!

[babylonsister]

13. Hahahaha! nt

[shenmue]

5. He controls everything!

He's a robot!

[freshwest]

16. Yes, they say he got a chip implanted when he had that bandage on his head a few years back.

And then he become a minion of the reptilians. If he wasn't one already, say the RWNJs!

[merrily]

7. Motive? Did she say something about his tan suit on Fashion Police?

Did he confuse Fashion Police with Ferguson Police?

(See, Joan really does want us to laugh.)

[Renew Deal]

9. I think it might have been Jerry Lewis

http://www.laughspin.com/2014/06/05/jerry-lewis-once-threatened-joan-rivers-i-will-get-somebody-from-chicago-to-beat-your-god-damned-head-off

[lunasun]

10. She exposed his gay !

Double crazy for the report and her

[freshwest]

17. Oh, that one has been out there since 2007! Plus he's a time traveler who's visited outer space!

[Drunken Irishman]

27. And is the son of Malcolm X!

[freshwest]

28. Or Stokely Carmichael. Or...

[Rex]

12. "controversial news source"

Oh that's nice.

[deafskeptic]

14. I'm telling you that

Obama is the root of all evil.

[gordianot]

15. Actually Alex Jones is a false flag CIA operative to discredit any valid conspiracies.

How would he respond to that?

[Go Vols]

21. :/

[Enthusiast]

18. I'm sure that was it.

[edbermac]

19. What took him so long?

He should have taken her out before he took out bin Laden.

[the_sly_pig]

20. polonium.

You don't diss the first lady.

[BrotherIvan]

22. Wow, this thread is utterly classless

And I'm not a Joan rivers fan.

[freshwest]

23. The thread is dissing Alex Jones, not Joan Rivers.

[BrotherIvan]

31. Yeah, maybe in a week or so it would be funny, but the same day, not really

Whatever.

[freshwest]

33. It is a political subject, not personal. Not gloating over her death. EOM.

[littlemissmartypants]

24. The magical powers he has been attributed to have by the RWNJ

Are surpassed only by their "magical thinking" and yes, I believe that he is a super hero.

[Half-Century Man]

25. Am I missing something?

Wielding the Joan Rivers Killed By Obama/Illuminati word weapon is a completely legitimate ploy in Alex Jones's ongoing war on information. On a personal note, I think Jones missed a good opportunity to link Robin Williams death to Hillary (a'la Vince Foster). Maybe he's slipping as he gets older, slowly sliding closer to sanity a little bit each day.

[951-Riverside]

26. The article comes off as a publicity stunt for the show because he did not say that

In case you can't stand the sound of Fat Man Jones (I know I can't) here is a snippet of what he said:

He starts out by saying

"...Some people are going to say that Joan Rivers was killed because she joked around a month ago saying that Obama was gay and that Michelle Obama was a tranny"

(Clip rolled of Joan Rivers making incendiary comments about the first lady)

He went on to say

"...I don't think she was killed by the Obama administration by doing that, I think she was killed by risky surgery. She went in for a lot of plastic surgery, was getting surgery for her vocal chords..."

He then ranted on about how hospitals are bad and how he avoids surgery blah blah blah blah.

The clip

He is a vile nasty racist asshole who viciously attacks the first lady and her children any time he gets a chance and for months he's been spreading rumours about the First Lady which I believe Joan picked up on and lead her to make those comments.

The real story here should be the relentless verbal attacks and slander against the first lady not some vague facebook post. Joan herself was a homophobic and racist right wing hack pretending to be an edgy comic.

[Ken Burch]

29. If the Weekly World News were still around, they'd say it was "Bat Boy"

or maybe the space alien that used to date HRC.

[Skittles]

30. for an ineffective prez Obama sure has a lot of powers

[gratuitous]

32. You'd think this omnipotent president would deal with Alex Jones, wouldn't you?

That is, if Alex Jones ever uttered something that wasn't an outright lie every time he opens his yapper.