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Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
Fri Sep 5, 2014, 09:55 AM Sep 2014

Can we talk?

I hear the funeral director attending to Joan Rivers is in a legal dispute with her plastic surgeon over who should be paid for embalming her.

I just wish she had held-on long enough to get home and change her clothes one last time because if I was her I wouldn't want to be caught dead in that dress.

And her ex-husband went to the viewing and remarked that she looked so natural just lying there -- just like on their wedding night.

On a positive note while she was not an organ donor she was willing to let the piano be sold for a bargain price.

That's not to say she was stingy but when they laid the coins over her eyes she came back long enough to ask for a receipt.




(Don't complain, it's a fitting tribute; not as an insult but a tribute.)

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Can we talk? (Original Post) Nuclear Unicorn Sep 2014 OP
True yeoman6987 Sep 2014 #1
Kicking because I crack up every time I read this. cbayer Sep 2014 #2
me2 840high Sep 2014 #4
Hilarious! Starboard Tack Sep 2014 #3
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