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JEFF9K

(1,935 posts) Fri Sep 5, 2014, 01:04 PM Sep 2014

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BURGER KING merges with TIM HORTON DOUGHNUTS to form world's unhealthiest corporation.

Other funny business:

DOLLAR GENERAL, DOLLAR TREE, and FAMILY DOLLAR are still deciding who is going to buy who. The only thing known for sure is that the purchase price will be in the billions of dollars – all in singles!

Because of natural synergies, the parent companies of the FOX NEWS CHANNEL and the RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOW are in serious talks with WASTE MANAGEMENT, INC..

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BURGER KING merges with TIM HORTON DOUGHNUTS to form world's unhealthiest corporation. (Original Post) JEFF9K Sep 2014 OP

And if they MAKE us start eating there then I will protest! nt Logical Sep 2014 #1

what Canadians can resist BK fries and DONUTS!!?? Sunlei Sep 2014 #3

With gravy for the fries. hifiguy Sep 2014 #6

I was just thinking about Inversions (for tax avoidance) the other day. Trillo Sep 2014 #2

you may have just discovered a new online "niche business" Sunlei Sep 2014 #4

How can they be worse than McDonald's? 4b5f940728b232b034e4 Sep 2014 #5

Incidentally... Orrex Sep 2014 #7

Burger King and his Doughnut Queen Blue Owl Sep 2014 #8

Please tell me they'll now be called Tim Horton's Burger Donut King. Arkana Sep 2014 #9

My company does a lot of business with Waste Management Initech Sep 2014 #10

Logical

(22,457 posts)

1. And if they MAKE us start eating there then I will protest! nt

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 01:14 PM

Sep 2014

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)

3. what Canadians can resist BK fries and DONUTS!!??

Reply to Logical (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 01:27 PM

Sep 2014

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

6. With gravy for the fries.

Reply to Sunlei (Reply #3)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 03:31 PM

Sep 2014

Trillo

(9,154 posts)

2. I was just thinking about Inversions (for tax avoidance) the other day.

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 01:27 PM

Sep 2014

One human in one country marries another human in another country. Sex would be impossible..., but think of the financial benefits.

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)

4. you may have just discovered a new online "niche business"

Reply to Trillo (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 01:33 PM

Sep 2014

4b5f940728b232b034e4

(120 posts)

5. How can they be worse than McDonald's?

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 03:29 PM

Sep 2014

Did you not see Supersize Me?

Orrex

(63,215 posts)

7. Incidentally...

Reply to 4b5f940728b232b034e4 (Reply #5)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 03:33 PM

Sep 2014

6 Famous Documentaries That Were Shocking Full of Crap

Check out #6.

Blue Owl

(50,424 posts)

8. Burger King and his Doughnut Queen

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 04:41 PM

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Arkana

(24,347 posts)

9. Please tell me they'll now be called Tim Horton's Burger Donut King.

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 04:50 PM

Sep 2014

Initech

(100,080 posts)

10. My company does a lot of business with Waste Management

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 04:54 PM

Sep 2014

I usually tell them they're recycling the wrong material.

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