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Mr. Ebola Virus held a surprise press conference yesterday, as you all know by now. Speaking and secreting to a room full of reporters, many of them sketchily covered in makeshift protective gear, Ebola lauded the American Republican party for their assistance in spreading himself across multiple countries in a short period of time. But enough of me yakkin, lets hear what the Virus himself had to say:
Thank you all for coming on such short notice, I appreciate it. I gotta say, I am getting too much credit for the death and mayhem I have wrought upon West Africa, and now America too. Its unfair of you to not give props to those awesome Teapublicans in America. Their budget cuts in the past helped degrade the worlds ability to fight me, and even better for me, they are still refusing to spend money to fight me.
Its helping me, no question about it. They throw money at terrorists and such, but leave me free to murder and terrorize at will. Its not bragging to predict that I will kill thousands more people this year than those pathetic loons in ISIS and Al-Qaida put together, and I couldnt do it without pig-ignorant, medieval morons like Boehner, Inhofe and Vitter shafting the CDC, NIH, WHO, and everybody else who needed resources to prepare for my assault on the human race.
Thats am I had to say, really. Please keep ignoring me, dont listen to experts, panic all you want, I live for that. And vote Republican, they are my biggest supporters!
Sounds like mission accomplished once again, doesnt it?
malaise
(268,998 posts)They are blaming Obama
riqster
(13,986 posts)KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)malaise
(268,998 posts)That why I love this
riqster
(13,986 posts)KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)just the right notes, IMO.
riqster
(13,986 posts)Triana
(22,666 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)Well said Mr Ebola Virus!
riqster
(13,986 posts)Shemp Howard
(889 posts)This will be a very important penny-wise-pound-foolish lesson for the future.
But now, we are where we are. In any infectious outbreak, a quarantine is only common sense. And often it is the only thing that works. We need to rush help to western Africa. Obama seems to be moving in that direction.
But the entire region must be quarantined. I'm really having trouble understanding why that isn't being done.
harun
(11,348 posts)to those areas.
If everything is closed off the environment becomes more conducive to outbreaks, not less.
If it was another type of disease it could work but ebola doesn't work like the flu.
riqster
(13,986 posts)And other impacts. Closed Liberian borders are endangering the Ivory Coast chocolate harvest, for one example.
world wide wally
(21,743 posts)He didn't say a word about how we keep as many people as possible without health care.
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riqster
(13,986 posts)TRoN33
(769 posts)I can imagine Ebola's face goes like this during press conference;
riqster
(13,986 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)medicaid health care to the poor.
riqster
(13,986 posts)hugo_from_TN
(1,069 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Not sure whether to laugh or barf, though.
riqster
(13,986 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Have I mentioned how much I hate pukes?
riqster
(13,986 posts)But say it anyway.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)ok. I HATE PUKES!
Fucking repukes. Hate 'em.
riqster
(13,986 posts)Sparkly
(24,149 posts)Texans got guns and they're fixin' to shoot ya.
riqster
(13,986 posts)I mean, a "good guy with a gun" can't keep killing after he's dead. Mr. Ebola can.