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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Wed Oct 22, 2014, 03:20 PM Oct 2014

Michigan Republican with 'cranking' fetish says people should flee the homosexual agenda

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/gop-cranking-enthusiast-tells-michiganders-flee-homosexual-agenda

A Michigan Republican candidate for the state house, who briefly dropped out of the race after his record of 'cranking' was revealed, has dropped back in, urging voters to flee the 'homosexual agenda.'

'Cranking' is an activity in which you break into someone else's car in order to masturbate to the sound of the engine.

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Michigan Republican with 'cranking' fetish says people should flee the homosexual agenda (Original Post) shenmue Oct 2014 OP

My theory: Michigan is a dropping off point for disfunctional extraterrestrials Siwsan Oct 2014 #1

Wait a minute. What? Sheldon Cooper Oct 2014 #2

That's what i'm saying! bravenak Oct 2014 #7

Sounds more like assault on a battery. MindPilot Oct 2014 #11

Ahhhhhh!! So true!!!! bravenak Oct 2014 #14

kinda blows my mind that there's an actual Saphire Oct 2014 #9

That isn't a fetish, that is just being an asshole. FSogol Oct 2014 #3

Wut? hifiguy Oct 2014 #4

well undergroundpanther Oct 2014 #5

Did he simply not understand the meaning of ... surrealAmerican Oct 2014 #6

DUzy! hifiguy Oct 2014 #10

Revved up like a deuce, KamaAina Oct 2014 #8

Hahahahahaha! shenmue Oct 2014 #12

I'd imagine that trying this in an EV MindPilot Oct 2014 #13

He's really enjoying the stick shift feature. TheCowsCameHome Oct 2014 #15

Siwsan

(26,291 posts)

1. My theory: Michigan is a dropping off point for disfunctional extraterrestrials

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 03:31 PM

Oct 2014

That COULD explain Ted Nugent, and this particular pile of goo.

Sheldon Cooper

(3,724 posts)

2. Wait a minute. What?

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 03:37 PM

Oct 2014

Breaking into someone else's car and masturbating to the sound of the engine is a thing? Really? Dear god...

bravenak

(34,648 posts)

7. That's what i'm saying!

Reply to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 04:09 PM

Oct 2014

Whoa!! I never even thought of that kinda stuff. I hope he wipes up... If his scum touches an innocent victim it shoukd be a form of assault and battery via bodily fluids. I watch Lockup.

MindPilot

(12,693 posts)

11. Sounds more like assault on a battery.

Reply to bravenak (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 04:19 PM

Oct 2014

The amount of discharge will be key in this case.

And watch out for defective airbags!

bravenak

(34,648 posts)

14. Ahhhhhh!! So true!!!!

Reply to MindPilot (Reply #11)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 04:27 PM

Oct 2014

That was too funny!!!

Saphire

(2,437 posts)

9. kinda blows my mind that there's an actual

Reply to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 04:17 PM

Oct 2014

term for this "activity". Tells me there's more than one person that does it.

FSogol

(45,526 posts)

3. That isn't a fetish, that is just being an asshole.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 03:39 PM

Oct 2014

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

4. Wut?

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 03:39 PM

Oct 2014

Are there no lunatic asylums??

undergroundpanther

(11,925 posts)

5. well

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2014, 03:40 PM

Oct 2014

If this douche bag cranks in the wrong car i hope he gets his nuts ripped off ..
That fetish is gross invasive,disrespects others consent and property.
being gay does none of the harm his fetish causes others. This twisted republican trash would rather jerk off in other peoples cars than have sex with his wife..and hes scared of gay people. What a loser of a republican candidate michigan has. Disturbing how republicans are so often perverts.