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Hello boys and girls and welcome to the New United States brought to you by uninformed Voters of America paid for by the 1%.
Loins don’t feed sheep they eat sheep, the 1% brought and paid for both parties and now the dinner table is set step right this way kind Sir and review the 1% menu.
1. 1st up Social security new age limit of 99 years old before you can collect to include retro-active implementation starting from 1975.
2. EBT reduction to 10% only redeemable for bread and water.
3. The new homeless hunting programs for every homeless person you kill you receive a 2 loafs of beard per month bonus.
4. Mandatory imprisonment for anyone with a home garden, AM radio, more the a month’s worth of food, zero credit card debt, car older than 5 years, rain water tanks and analog TV’S.
5. All women under 40 years old will cost 10 dollars for ten minutes to include zero consent by the women, all women over 40 years old will be relocated to Antarctica never to be seen again.
6. Millionaires only will be allowed to vote and own property.
7. No need to hide you money anymore because, only those making less than a million Dollars, will be taxed.
8. All minorities will be relocated to work farms, for breeding and labor with the following age limits 10 to 99 years old before retirement age.
9. All persons except the minorities, women, gays and anyone with less than a million dollars are to be provided with arms and ammunitions, anyone not meeting these standards will have their guns forcibly removed.
10. You’re free to kill any poor person attempting to run away and leave the country.
11. The country will be divided up by the top 1%; anyone living on this new allocated land will become indentured servants until age 99.
12. All young men not related by blood to the 1% once they reach the age of 12 will be inducted into the military and serve until 99 years old.
13. All handi-cap persons will be killed at birth.
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of it, but damn quick witted...
Just trying to brighten our day. 