Today's we learned that the most dangerous airborne virus in America isn't Ebola, it's Amnesia. nt

[William769]

[woodsprite]

1. The vaccine is to eradicate Fox News. n /t

[William769]

2. If it makes you feel any better, I bet some celebrating FoxNews anchors tried to dance last tonight.

[uppityperson]

9. Fox News Ends Ebola Coverage: ‘Our Work Is Done

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-ends-ebola-coverage-work-done?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_110514_Borowitz2&CNDID=24410136&spMailingID=7263483&spUserID=MjczNzc1MDExOTAS1&spJobID=560519616&spReportId=NTYwNTE5NjE2S0

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)–Fox News announced on Wednesday that it is terminating its coverage of the Ebola virus effective immediately, because, in the words of the host Sean Hannity, “Our work is done.”

Hannity commended the work of the Fox Ebola team, which provided non-stop coverage of the virus during the month of October, but added, “This story is officially over.”

Fox’s decision to bring its Ebola coverage to such an abrupt close raised eyebrows in media circles, but Hannity offered an explanation for the move after his broadcast concluded.

“There’s like, what, one case of Ebola in the United States?” the host said. “At most, two or three. The point is, the chances of any of our viewers catching Ebola are next to zero. We’re not in the business of scaring people for no reason. Let’s all move on.”

Hannity added that if there is an Ebola outbreak in the U.S., Fox would offer in-depth coverage of the crisis, probably in the fall of 2016.

[CJCRANE]

3. Midterm voters: we need more clowns

running the funhouse.

[Cha]

4. Yeah, America had it so good when the gop was in power in 2000-2008.. Thank Goodness we

have President Obama as our FIREWALL, Willliam. I read someone said that on msnbc today and I'm passing it around!

President Obama was all takin' care of business at his presser..

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Charles M. Blow ‏@CharlesMBlow · 41s42 seconds ago
Obama is only talking about areas of “overlap,” not acquiescence. This is not a man who sounds repudiated in the least…

http://theobamadiary.com/2014/11/05/president-obama-holds-a-press-conference-2/#comments

[William769]

5. People have been quick to blame President Obama over this mid term election

And it's dumbfounded. President Obama is the least of why America got screwed last night.

[Cha]

6. Oh yeah, they're like hungry snarfy

vultures picking at his bones. It's their chance.. get him while he's down. He's our last line of defense but don't have his back .. stab him in it.

I feel so much better today than last night.. sorry about the fanphobic getting in again.

[William769]

7. Sad to say Wild Turkey had to help make me feel better from last night.

[Cha]

8. I understand.. I was in shock and catatonic.. If I drank I would have gone for

some medicinal Wild Turkey.

[William769]

11. The medicinal medicine I usually have on hand from Kentucky, I was out of.

[Cha]

12. That's too bad.. right when you could have used it!

[AZ Progressive]

10. Americans are known to have a short memory span