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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRussian lawmaker suggests mailing Putin's sperm in order to impregnate women
The Russian-language newspaper, Trust, is reporting that an actual lawmakeralbeit one with a history of strange ideashas introduced to the State Duma a bill that proposes extending the greatness of Russian by having children using the sperm of Vladimir Putin. To the best of our research, the Observer is the first to translate this strange proposal into English.
The essence of my proposition is simple, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Womens affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.
Ms. Mizoulina, who holds a PhD in law, made the proposal in a roundtable discussion regarding the issue of fertility and Russia. She went on to describe what would happen after President Putins babies were born, presuming that they will be male, at least in the translation commissioned by the Observer.
And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF. A Souvorov school resembled the military boarding school concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.
Children born from the Russian president in the future will form the military and political elite of the state, Ms. Mizoulina is quoted as saying (her name is sometimes spelled Mizulina).
The essence of my proposition is simple, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Womens affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.
Ms. Mizoulina, who holds a PhD in law, made the proposal in a roundtable discussion regarding the issue of fertility and Russia. She went on to describe what would happen after President Putins babies were born, presuming that they will be male, at least in the translation commissioned by the Observer.
And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF. A Souvorov school resembled the military boarding school concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.
Children born from the Russian president in the future will form the military and political elite of the state, Ms. Mizoulina is quoted as saying (her name is sometimes spelled Mizulina).
http://observer.com/2014/11/russian-lawmaker-proposes-mailing-putin-sperm-to-impregnate-russian-women/
Im surprised she didn't propose cloning Putin....I guess that's her next proposal.
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Russian lawmaker suggests mailing Putin's sperm in order to impregnate women (Original Post)
davidn3600
Nov 2014
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merrily
(45,251 posts)1. Deja vu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boys_from_Brazil_%28film%29
(If this post tempts you to mention Godwin's law, please do. I want to know who you are.)
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)2. Russian lawmakers are known for being brown-nosers, but this is ridiculous.
And you know WHY Russia has a problem with population-growth?
- Many russian men are alcoholics, so russian women have a hard time finding a decent guy.
- Despite Putin's best attempts to bring back the glorious Soviet Empire of Russia, this has not translated into a general feeling of euphoria among the Russians. To the contrary: Many Russians have a pessimistic outlook on life due to Putin's repressive policies, which reduces the urge have children.
Cha
(297,323 posts)3. The ultimate brown noser?!