Friday evening joke -Sunday Morning Sex

[malaise]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/churchbellsjokes.html

[BillZBubb]

1. Thanks for the chuckle!

[johnp3907]

2. My wife had a great-grandparent who died during sex.

I'm going to remember this one for the next time she or someone else in the family mentions it!

[malaise]

6. Hope it's at thanksgiving

[NaturalHigh]

3. Good stuff!

[Hekate]

4. Sending this to the Greatest 'cause you made me LOL

[niyad]

5. you nearly owed me a keyboard!! thanks for the laugh!!

[snappyturtle]

7. Thanks malaise! I had an uncle who died in the sex act. At the wake there

was this undertone of envy of what a way to go! Really. I didn't hear any objections!

[malaise]

8. I trust that someone at the wake pointed out

that he came and went simultaneously

[snappyturtle]

14. Ha! Actually, it did come up...subdued..of course! nt

[GeoWilliam750]

11. One always wonders how the other party feels

about such a desirable exit

[snappyturtle]

15. Of course, no one would have known except my aunt revealed the fact.

My uncle died with her in an act of love....doesn't get better than that...it was
a delicate subject but not hidden.

[nolabear]

9. One of my very favorites!

[BB1]

10. Whehehe!

DUzy?

[LiberalArkie]

12. When I have to go to a new cardiologist they always ask the question if there is a history of heart

attacks in the family. I tell them that the only one I know of is my grand father died of a heart attack. They then want to know the particulars, so they start writing down what I say. I tell them that my 95 year old grandfather was in bed having sex with a 45 year old woman and my grandmother caught them. And then he died of the heart attack.

The doc always for some reason starts erasing everything I told them.

[malaise]

13. OK now you owe me a keyboard

[stopwastingmymoney]

16. Lol. That one wins the internets for me today! nt