Glenn Beck: I'm very sick

[LiberalElite]

(NEWSER) – "Glenn Beck said today that he suffers from a severe neurological disease that doctors are unable to diagnose, MediaBistro reports...."

Read more:http://www.newser.com/story/198474/glenn-beck-im-very-sick.html




That's just for starters, Glenny.

Edit for P.S.: I got my hopes up and then read that it could be up to 10 years before he's fully out of commission. Dang.

[hobbit709]

1. Well, he's been loco in the cabeza for a long time.

[LukeFL]

33. Muy loco

[brooklynite]

2. I'm reliably informed that prayer can cause miraculous healing...

Maybe he could have people pray over him, live on TV....

...you know, to prove his faith.

[Skittles]

16. I WILL KICK FAITH-PROVING PRAYER ASS

YES INDEED

[longship]

3. Nothing a lobotomy won't cure.

[alarimer]

4. Head-in-ass syndrome? n/t

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

18. Rectal-Optalitis

[sendero]

24. Cranial.....

..... rectal inversion syndrome.

[Boom Sound 416]

5. It's called talkalottanadda.

No cure

[Eridenus]

6. I will pull a Dr. Frist right now...

and diagnose Mr. Glenn Beck with brain digestion syndrome and close the case. It's fatal and incurable. It apparently ate itself.

[freshwest]

44. *snort*

[gwheezie]

7. He's been threatening to die for years

this is his schtick.

[LiberalElite]

15. Yeah that

line about having 5-10 years left is probably broadcasting that he ain't goin' nowhere.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

8. Aww gee, that's too bad...

Karma's a bitch, loud mouth.

[MineralMan]

9. Doctor! Doctor!

This man has no brain!

[Skink]

11. Zombie??

Must now eat Brains to live.

[C_U_L8R]

10. It's quite infectious

His listeners seem to have severe disorders too.

[Politicalboi]

12. Where do I send money

Shall I sell all my gold? I'm rooting for the disease.

[arcane1]

13. "The doctors tell me I haven’t had REM sleep in as much as a decade."

Well that explains a lot.

Assuming, of course, that this isn't just his latest "look at me" stunt. Maybe he's putting vape-o-rub on his brain now

[colbertforpresident]

14. Lyme Disease

would be my guess. It's an epidemic.

[mercuryblues]

17. my guess

is that there is nothing wrong with him. In about 9 years he will have a huge gala where he declares peoples prayers and donations cured him. Please pray some more, and oh, yeah those donations. Don't forget to send more money.

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. I feel sorry for the disease,

imagine being tangled up inside that jackwad.

[treestar]

31. Thread win

[riderinthestorm]

20. Money ploy/grab.

[JEB]

21. Mad cow.

[rug]

22. "the conservative pundit says doctors have given him 5 to 10 years before he's unable to function"

Place comment here.

[LiberalElite]

23. Similar to what others have observed -

that's just enough time to make a few million more off the rw losers.

[CAG]

34. Did the doctors say that 5 to 10 years ago?

[UTUSN]

25. R#4 & K for so many reasons: 1) So *THAT's* the reason!1 2) OBAMAcare works. 3) E.R. hemmoroids n/t

[Chemisse]

26. That sounds pretty awful.

Although I don't really feel the sympathy, for some reason.

I wonder if that is why he is such a nutjob.

[RKP5637]

27. He's always been full of shit, no wonder! n/t

[spanone]

28. his soul is ill for sure. i wish no physical pain on anybody.

feckbeck

[RKP5637]

30. Same here. I think he's an absolute jerk, but I would never wish pain and suffering on

anyone either. If he is that sick, I do hope he somehow gets better.

[KinMd]

41. I agree, if it's true, I find it hard to get pleasure out of this

[RKP5637]

29. Let's see, the drs. can't diagnose what is wrong with him, but yet they

know he will be unable to function in 5 to 10 years. Hmmm ...

[pkdu]

32. His bowels backed up into his cranium in 1995 .he just needs the worlds longest enema n/t

[demigoddess]

35. karma is a bitch

live with it

[nolabear]

36. I can't help but wonder about his mental state. This is just musing, not a professional opinion, but

he's always been so hysterical, his background is godawful (and I feel for him for that) and a somatic hysteria (can't find a physical reason for sx) wouldn't be out of the question.

As I said, just musing. I wouldn't wish pain on anyone but like a lot of y'all I can't help feeling a little schadenfreude.

[longship]

37. Maybe it's the Lurgi.

http://www.myoldradio.com/old-radio-episodes/the-goon-show-lurgi-strikes-britain/3
("Lurgi Strikes Britain", The Goon Show: Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe. 1954.)

The predecessor to just about all post war looney British humor.

The Goon Show


(L-R: Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe. In character.)

[Doctor_J]

38. Here's hoping he suffers mightily for 15 years or so

[3catwoman3]

39. "I'm very sick."

This is not news. It has been obvious for quite some time, after only a few minutes of observation. And no advanced clinical expertise needed.

[IggleDoer]

40. CNN has an article about it.

They named the Clinic , which is in Irving Texas. Has one Neurologist (probably as a frontman and three Chiropractors. The Atlanta branch has four Chiropractors.

Note that there is no diagnosis but he feels better and is on the right track.

Could his brain just be fried from all the drugs he took while a shock jock in the 90's in Phoenix?

Seems like his docs are feeding the BS the Beck has been feeding his minions.

[ryan_cats]

42. I would never wish ill health on anyone...

I would never wish ill health on anyone but I'm a firm believer in that if you carry around a lot of hate/anger, it's a poison that destroys you from within. I've tried to listen to the guy to figure out his schtick but I can't handle him and the fact that he has followers is scary in and of itself. At least Rush makes a cogent argument even while I completely disagree with him but Beck and Savage are both head cases that for the life of me I can't figure out how they got on the air. Maybe before their bile ate their brains they might have made sense but sheesh, I'd rather chew tinfoil than listen to those guys.

Nevertheless, I do hope he gets better.

[jillan]

43. I call BS! That man would do or say anything for ratings.

Sorry. I am NOT a cold hearted person but when it comes to that egotistical liar, I am not buying it.

[Buns_of_Fire]

45. Next up: "God is going to call me home if more people don' t subscribe to Blaze."

A 900-foot-tall Rush Limbaugh told him so.