The mind is a terrible thing to take a dump on. . . . Please come CAPTION W!!!!

[skip fox]

George ("They didn't ask Picasso hard questions. Why me?&quot Bush is saying: "Bob, they are simply wrong and for one good reason: The Iraqi War saved hundreds and thousands of lives all over the world, including millions in the United States. . . . It's called 'The Butterfly Effect," and it says that if Saddam was even thinking about weapons of mass destruction it was just as though he had destroyed our country and democracy and everything. . . . It's like dominoes or nuclear confusion or something. . . You do the math. . . . Don't they teach anything in school anymore? . . . It's like the Dim Ages all over again."

[Malraiders]

1. Yea. That's it! Yeah! Absolutely. That's the ticket! (Thanks to Jon Lovitz)

[lonestarnot]

2. WTF?

[democrank]

3. Junior W. Bush

once more demonstrating how mumble jumble nonsense can be used to divert attention from a war criminal to a top-tier, leisure-loving dog painter.


Now I have to take time out of my day to Google "nuclear confusion"

[skip fox]

5. Of course it was a joke.

[underpants]

4. OMG! This fence jumper made it all the way to the Oval Office!!!

...because he was never able to get their legally

[lindysalsagal]

6. "Can we meet down the hall? This room always made me as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full

of rocking chairs."

[randome]

7. "Someone put a sticker on me. I'm lost. I think I'm married. Is this the boy's room?"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Everything is a satellite to some other thing.[/center][/font][hr]

[skip fox]

8. "Well, Bob, since this is the Oval Office I did all of my round work in here like

watching 10-round boxing matches, trying to sink a putt in an artificial hole, thinking about clouds, and remembering home-run hitters rounding the bases. I did all of my square work in an office down the hall like coloring color books, building houses with Legos, working jig-saw puzzles with barns in them, and . . . (blah, blah, blah)"