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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 04:05 PM Nov 2014

Funny Military Service stories - please share yours

Basic training Ft. Knox January 1990
They gave us our "Smart Books" (a very basic 'How to be a US Army Soldier' pocket guide) and told us to learn our 3 General Orders by the next morning .... or we were going to DIE or something like that.

The guy in the bunk next to me (from Kansas I think) said, "These all seem to be about doing guard duty"

Little did we know how much guard duty we would be doing. At one gunnery range we had 2 guards on the gate, 20 yards away 2 guys guarded the track park (parking lot), IN the track park 1 guard on the "Water Buffalo" AND 2 guards on the ammo truck. 7 soldiers just walking around within a very small area.

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