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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsApparently, Jehovah’s Witnesses are Going Commando.
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See that guy? He is Anthony Morris the Third, and he thinks that wearing tight pants is some kinda Gay Weapon of Mass Destruction, or something:
A member of the Governing Body of Jehovahs Witnesses has warned of the perils of tight trousers designed by homosexuals.
Anthony Morris III, a senior member of the Churchs leadership, said: Whats happened now is that its really caught on more the tight suit jacket and the tight pants. Better known as tight pants. They are tight all the way down to the ankles. Its not appropriate. Its not sound of mind.
The homosexuals that are designing these clothes theyd like you in tight pants.
So, old Tony the Third thinks that loose is the way to go? And that tight pants are somehow wrong? Then he must be in favor of going commando: after all, bikini briefs and jockeys are pretty tight, and boxers can get all bunchy, so the effect of wearing underwear of any sort would seem likely to just bring out the Gay In megaton quantities. And that seems somehow to be a Bad Thing, all that tight fabric around ones wedding tackle.
Gentle Reader, when a dude from Jehovahs Witnesses knocks on your door, you can take comfort in his not-at-all-never-ever-ever-gayness, and know that he is a true Commando for Christ, in every sense of the word. At least, if Tony III has anything to say about it.
Christian Soldiers, take note of this change in your dress code and drill manual.
MADem
(135,425 posts)biography, I can't think of a title that would zoom up the bestseller list faster than
The Perils of Tight Trousers Designed by Homosexuals. It is a title rich in irony, in Nanny-concern, and it's funny as hell, too!
I have to wonder if these clowns were yelling about the sagging pants a few years back?
What have we learned here (that this sad man can't seem to grasp)? It's just "fashion." It's how the young tell us that they're different from us--nothing more, nothing less.
riqster
(13,986 posts)It was pure joy to watch my old man fume as my 'fro developed.
packman
(16,296 posts)Shit, I remember when blue jeans, Levi's, were a sign that you were a hoodlum and prone to vandalism- DAMN you Elvis, look what you did to American kids.
riqster
(13,986 posts)Because a lot of restaurants and hotels wouldn't serve us if we wore jeans.
rurallib
(62,423 posts)the uniform for all ministers and evangelicals. It is more Christ-like, I believe
riqster
(13,986 posts)Very serious follower of Rebbe Yeshuah he was.
hunter
(38,317 posts)There's nothing so manly as a kilt.
Uh, oh...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilt
Women wearing kilts, men wearing pants, the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
But wait maybe not. It certainly looks like this guy is old enough to remember the 'seventies, both men and women wearing short-shorts.
My peer group was even more radical than that. Sometimes we didn't wear blouses, I mean shirts.
Oh bother.
I had an awesome purple pair of pants then, same color and pattern almost as Mr. Morris's tie.
riqster
(13,986 posts)By JW logic, there should be no gay Scotsmen, since it's hard to have a looser garment than a kilt.
MADem
(135,425 posts)These guys have the CONSERVATIVE look working...
riqster
(13,986 posts)Long gone, but I had 'em.
MADem
(135,425 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)You could get through any gig with those on.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)At 6:00 in the a.m. Wonder if they still do that.
Rex
(65,616 posts)The master of skinny jeans.
riqster
(13,986 posts)Ah, to be thin again...
Rex
(65,616 posts)I might could get my arm in skinny jeans.
riqster
(13,986 posts)Nice thing about being old and fat, they knew I could never wear their clothes, so I was spared the "wear the brand" crap. I wore my 8.99 Steve and Barry jeans to work every day.
Nauseating, elitist, misognystic, sexist organization. Eye-opening for an old freak like me, and not in a good way.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)Last edited Wed Nov 12, 2014, 05:03 PM - Edit history (1)
"I like a strong breeze blowin' past my goolies,
Gonna leave shorts off for a while,
Cause I'm FREEEEEEEEEE, freeee ballin'"...
And so on. Eighth grade jokes, but good ones.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)sitting posture caused me to see waaaaaayyyyyyy more than I wanted to.
Upon questioning, he told me he had run out of clean shorts that morning.
I told him that's why underwear was made with two sides. I also gave him detailed instructions on how to operate a washing machine.
Good times, good times.....
riqster
(13,986 posts)Glad I never had that experience.
tk2kewl
(18,133 posts)brooklynite
(94,598 posts)tk2kewl
(18,133 posts)mormons, jevohas, born-again... all nuts
riqster
(13,986 posts)Feral Child
(2,086 posts)are from the Gays?
He should wear a manly red tie, just like W.
riqster
(13,986 posts)Feral Child
(2,086 posts)They're not the real Xians, you know, and an Apostate is worse than an Atheist.
riqster
(13,986 posts)If you can't say it, you can't pray it. Maybe after they solve their linguistic challenges, things will calm down.
Feral Child
(2,086 posts)until they help cause the next Mass Extinction, which will almost certainly include us.
It's their fondest fantasy.
riqster
(13,986 posts)Never mind that the Bible says no such thing, of course.