Coloring Book Released On Veterans Day Proves Ted Cruz Is The Real Hero

[meegbear]

Really Big Coloring Books has outdone themselves this time.

As a special thank-you for all the veterans who sacrificed so much for our country, they have re-issued their best-selling Ted Cruz coloring book alongside an 8-page coloring book "short" that shows the makings of a true American hero - Ted Cruz, of course.

No, Ted Cruz never served in the military, but what does that have to do with Veterans Day, anyway?

So here's the cover of Ted Saves America. (I think they may have meant to put "Senator" in quotes, too.)



The eight (8) page supplement is complimentary with the purchase of their other Ted Cruz themed coloring book, Ted Cruz to the Future.

"Releasing the book and supplement on Veterans' Day corresponds with 2nd Amendment values," Really Big Coloring Books, Inc., the company behind the coloring book series, said in their press release.

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http://crooksandliars.com/2014/11/coloring-book-released-veterans-day-proves

Here's a couple of images ...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That has got to be satire. It's too over the top to be serious.

And if perchance it is serious, it proves Ted has an industrial-strength case of megalomania.

[shenmue]

2. This can't be real

[arcane1]

3. The disclaimers in that last image are too rich to be true

"The Ted Cruz to the Future supplement is designed as an educational tool.

It does not constitute an endorsement of Ted Cruz. The coloring book is based on a fair and objective review on this positive role model and real life superhero"



Fair and objective indeed!

[Orsino]

4. Hey, kids! You'll only need one flesh-colored crayon! n/t

[Warpy]

5. I wonder if Jack Chick did the drawings

I know any other cartoonist would have to be dead drunk to get through it.

And yes, it's not satire, it's legitimate. It's how people in his crazy father's church think.